Russell Crowe

There are few things harder in this soft ‘n’ cushy life than giving up smoking and while it’s easy to remember why or when you had your first cigarette, the story of how you gave up is never quite as interesting.  Except if you’re Russell Crowe.

Giving up for good. Picture: AP.

According to today’s Herald Sun the former Gladiator star will always blame his decision to quit on oldest son, Charlie.

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  • JennyF says:

    09:10am | 29/07/10

    The fags are probably even too expensive for Crowe, so I hope he remembers who increased the prices.  See, you can never be totally election free. Read more »

  • Maisy says:

    07:41pm | 28/07/10

    I quit smoking every time I finish a packet. Read more »

 

Mel Gibson may have had a few bad times recently, but let’s not forget that he’s still Australian. Let’s set aside the claims that he is sexist, homophobic, anti-Semitic, and allegedly now a girlfriend-beater as well. He’s still the same lovable Mel Gibson who grew up in Sydney, who attended NIDA (National Institute of Dramatic Arts), and who gave us Mad Max.

Mel Gibson: no longer our problem.

Surely he’s still the prodigal son of our land, making the nation proud.

Or maybe, now that he’s dragging down the Australian name, it’s time to admit that he’s a New Yorker and we don’t really have a legitimate claim to him.

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  • www.thepunch.com.au says:

    10:59am | 28/03/11

    Scientific proof mel gibson is no longer australian.. I like it Read more »

  • KerryKiwi says:

    08:07pm | 07/09/10

    NZ wants our Rusty back. Let Rusty go. Read more »

 

Last Saturday, while having lunch on the balcony at my favourite cheap pasta joint in the city, I saw a large man emerging from a large black Mercedes. Watching this guy cross the road with two little boys, I had one of those celebrity spotting moments when you think “that bloke kinda looks like Russell Crowe”, only to discover on closer inspection that it actually was Russell Crowe.

Jeez I could go a pie.

Things became more interesting when Rusty and the boys came up in and sat down at the table across from me at Bill and Tony’s.

Bill and Tony’s is the kind of cheap standard Italian restaurant that you can’t find in inner-city Sydney much anymore. Gaudy maps of Italy and red and white chequered table cloths have been replaced by stark aluminium interiors and names like Il Ruccola del Fuccula.

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  • grunzgrunz says:

    02:50am | 27/04/10

    Do you not know then, RC has sung about Bill and Tony´s years before :=) Name is Land of the Second Chance Read more »

  • Hel says:

    07:54am | 13/04/10

    Rookie error… See, you can tell the difference between Bill and Tony’s and No Names by the fact that, well, Bill and Tony’s HAS a name… Read more »

 

That’s all she wrote for ‘newspaper movies’, with the fruitful subgenre to breathe its last once the Russell Crowe thriller State of Play slips this week from Australia cinemas.

Hold the home page: What would All the Presidents Men look like today?

No longer will Hollywood stars loosen their ties and roll up their sleeves as scoop-hungry newspaper reporters, no more will veteran character actors bring knowing splashes of avuncular charm to the stock role of the grizzled editor. No longer will the movie news be broken in print.

State of Play, with Crowe as a Washington journalist chasing a far-reaching Capitol conspiracy, marks the end of an era simply because 21st century audiences assume, correctly or not, that news now happens online.

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  • Jill says:

    08:44am | 30/07/09

    great article sam, love reading ur work, i’ll have to check out ‘drag me to hell’ now….oh and ‘state of play’ newspapers are definitely fading into the background of our culture, i think with the passing of the older generations, newspaper sales will decline rapidly, gone are the days of… Read more »

  • SRC says:

    12:31am | 30/07/09

    I’ll take more movies like Shattered Glass, where you can see sometimes that the online journalist can be just as determined and hardworking as those classic archetypes. Read more »

 

RUSSELL Crowe knows better than most the blurred line between news and entertainment. “I’ve been living it for 30 years,” he tells The Punch while in the UK to film his latest blockbuster Robin Hood.

So it’s a little surprising to hear him bemoan the death of the “noble profession” of newspaper journalism, as across the United States, in particular, flag ship periodicals are closing or are being slashed to the bone.

Clearly the recession is to blame, combined perhaps with poor overall management. But Crowe believes it’s also because the reader has evolved into a cynic with an inability to discern fact from fiction due in no small way to the celebrity culture.

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  • Brett says:

    04:02pm | 22/06/09

    I can only scorn a media that holds Russell Crowe out to be some sort of wise man with an opinion I need to know about - Russell is an actor; he gets paid to dress up and pretend - In real life I suspect he is no less resilient… Read more »

  • Emile says:

    03:50pm | 22/06/09

    A tabloid journalist writes a story bemoaning the loss of truth and credibility in journalism - and in that story uses the line “It would have been unheard off a year ago that the public should stick up for A Current Affair” The public didnt “stick up” for ACA ...… Read more »

 

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