Royal Visit

We now know courtesy of the Queen’s meeting with horseracing king Bart Cummings that Her Majesty is not much of a punter. Were she so inclined, the Queen could do worse than wagering a lazy fiver on the chances of the British Royal Family seeing off any renewed push by Australian Republicans for constitutional change.

Five bucks says you'll last another century. Photo: Alex Ellinghausen, Getty Images

I write this as a republican of the most common kind; the do-nothing kind, the kind who is slightly irritated that we had our chance at constitutional change and blew it, but doesn’t care enough to do anything about revisiting the issue.

The two things which jarred with me most about the republican push in Australia were the ineffective tactics used to market constitutional change, with the yes vote spearheaded by two of our worst prime ministers, the economically incompetent Gough Whitlam and the do-nothing Malcolm Fraser, and the overblown claims as to the impact any change would have on our national psyche, as if we are somehow a weak and insipid nation for being a constitutional monarchy.

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  • Albert Hopkins Shirley says:

    03:18pm | 29/10/11

    WHAT most people do not know is that the next King COULD WELL be a Australian. THREE family’s have that right of claim. ONE from Poland and TWO from England. NOW Australians and Australians BORN. It is not set in gold that William or Harry will be the next King.… Read more »

  • Gordon says:

    05:19pm | 27/10/11

    Not a bad idea, but the Mexicans tried this once. Google Maximillian of Mexico sometime….it didn’t end well. Read more »

 

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