Road Safety
This is not your typical rant of a cyclist against senseless, inconsiderate drivers or a driver against arrogant, lycra-clad cyclists. But don’t worry, you’ll get your chance to rant at the end.

I find myself in a unique position. I cycled a lot – for many years while I was an Olympic rower then a few as a competitive cyclist. I ended up winning the 2009 Tour of New Zealand, then I became the National Time Trial Champion a year later.
But due to a head injury I sustained through a fall at a cycling race at last year’s Tour Down Under, I no longer cycle. And I had to surrender my car licence. I’ve recently been through the medical and practical driving test and have got it back after nine months of not driving.
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“It’s been awhile since I’d been in the car with dad, but when he offered to drive to my cousin’s place last Sunday, I said yep. Hey, it was a great excuse to indulge in a extra glass of wine or two. Anyway, it wasn’t at all relaxing. From the minute we turned out of the driveway, I was gripping my seat. His driving was out of hand. Forgetting to check mirrors, not indicating and one terrible moment at the traffic lights when we skimmed through a red. He’s 75 this year and always been a pretty good driver. But I’m worried about him. What if he hurts himself? What if he hurts other people? If it was anybody else I’d be ringing the cops straight away. But can I really turn in my dad?”
Can you help this reader? Post your thoughts below.
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Kate says:
I’d probably report it to his doctor, who will chat to him about it and will probably suggest that he re-sit his driving test. I know it sucks for elderly people when they can’t drive any more and feel they have lost their independence, but some people just should not… Read more »
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Leo says:
I believe that everyone over the age of 70 should have to take a driving test every year. The majority who are no doubt safe sensible drivers should have no concern with a requirement to show their competence annually. Those who have lost the ability to pass a driving test… Read more »
It is an extraordinary moment. A stadium of 4,000 hormone-charged teenagers from all walks of life, sitting in absolute silence, engrossed by the scene playing out before them. No one has asked them to be quiet. It just happens when you’re watching strangers die in front of you.
We are at the 2011 Youth and Road Trauma forum, an event which is the brainchild of the extraordinary team at Sydney’s Westmead Hospital Trauma unit. Exhausted from years of dealing with pulverised youthful bodies due to motor vehicle crashes, the team’s director Dr Ken Harrison decided it’s time for a new tack.
Usually, 16 and 17 year-olds converge at the Acer Arena for rock concerts. This is different. The scene unfolding on the large arena floor is a re-creation of a fatal road crash involving teenagers. The ‘drivers’ and ‘passengers’ are young actors, but everyone else is an emergency professional playing their roles in such a matter-of-fact manner, it’s deeply disturbing to watch.
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LC says:
- Because that would hurt people who decide to do the right thing and race vehicle on a private track. - Because the law abiding majority should not have to pay the price for a few idiots. Do this, and the idiots have won. - Because most law-abiding adults in… Read more »
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Hailz84 says:
Whilst no longer a P plater I take great offence to this generalisation. I was in 2 accidents while on my P’s one quite serious, neither of which I was the at fault driver but the fully liscenced drivers who were the other cars in the accidents were. It was… Read more »
ANYONE who has spent any time in NSW would be familiar with the provocative “small-penis” advertisement aimed at combating hoon driving.
The ad, filmed in slow motion with a classical music soundtrack, features a pimply-faced youth, still on his P-plates, who almost loses control of his crappy old Toyota Corolla while trying to do a burn-out.
His mates in the back seat look at each other, raise an eyebrow and smirk, then make a wiggly gesture with their little finger as if to say their driver friend must be so poorly equipped tackle-wise that he has to compensate by being a big man with the car.
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Maria says:
The ad is directed at young men and their over-inflated egos because they have been identiified as high risk to themselves and other road users. I can’t recall where but I remember reading that the campaign has had some success in alleviating the risky behaviour of some of these men.… Read more »
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Nick says:
“speeding, no one thinks big of you” thats funny in a ad with no speeding?, ad’s like this just fuel the ignorance when it comes to people in Australia and anything driving related Read more »
Speed cameras alone cannot account for dangerous conditions and drivers on our roads.

Victorian Police Minister Peter Ryan’s announcement of an inquiry into the accuracy and effectiveness of the state’s speed cameras comes in the wake of a culture of public skepticism about speed cameras in Victoria, and recent furore in NSW.
Victoria pays some of the highest speeding fines in the country. The Brumby government budgeted them to raise $476 million this financial year alone, so it is little wonder they have been pigeonholed by many as ‘revenue raisers’.
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DC says:
I always love seeing the comments under articles like this, and reading all the arguments from Government props defending the need for Extortion Cameras with blatantly obvious Propaganda. It makes me sick to be honest. So how much are they paying you guys anyway? Are you paid by speeding fine… Read more »
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LC says:
@ James1 When you, in a blind test, can tell the difference between your car doing the limit and doing 2 or 3 kays over the limit come back. Because as far as the government is concerned that qualifies as speeding. Furthermore, your speedo is legally allowed to be out… Read more »
MANY of us look back with fondness at our first car. An old, clapped-out, bomb that only just got you from A to B is the memory that comes to mind for most.

But as the Christmas holidays approach and our kids take to the road, is giving the kids the keys to the family’s oldest car good enough?
As Australia’s key road safety advisory body, the National Road Safety Council thinks its time we give our kids the keys to our Australasian New Car Assessment Program 5 star-rated car parked in the garage.
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LC says:
NESLIHAN KUROSAWA, been to the country recently? You’ll find public transport is non-existant out there. It’s limited to only cities. And even in Melbourne at least, the public transport is a joke. It’s unreliable, crowded and (especially trains) unsafe after dark. If I wanted to get to work exclusively using… Read more »
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Craig says:
A 1996 Volkswagen Golf GL has a four star safety rating and will cost you about $2,500. Problem solved. Read more »
In February, a teenage p-plate driver and one of his passengers were killed on the Sunshine Coast Queensland, after colliding with an oncoming car in wet conditions.

In Victoria, five people were killed on impact when their out of control car hit a tree at a reported 140 km/h, the driver was 19 and on p-plates. He was carrying too many passengers, one occupant wasn’t wearing a seat belt and the driver had a blood-alcohol reading of 0.19 - well above the zero limit.
And in January, a 17 year old teenage girl on the NSW South Coast was killed instantly when she drove into a tree, also injuring her three passengers. One of those passengers, a 15 year old girl, was so critically injured as a result of the crash; she lost both her legs and sustained serious neck and chest injuries.
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LC says:
Australians are probably the worst drivers in the world in regards to tailgating. @KW and other tail-gating morons, if I had a cab-chassis ute (preferably a 4wd one), while being tailgated it’d be quite tempting to floor the brake pedal and see what that 1/2-3/4 inch thick steel tray will… Read more »
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Matt says:
Firstly, I’m a P-Plater I agree, that any more limits to what we can and can’t do are utterly useless, a minicooper with a lawnmower engine can still be as dangerous a 400kw 300zx twin turbo ect. I know this because, shamefully, I used to be a “hoon” in an… Read more »
Around a third of Australian road fatalities are the direct result of drink-driving. Add to that the millions of random breath tests that occur across the country every year and you’re looking at some fairly good reasons not to drink-drive.

Not that you’d know that from the statistics; the percentage of alcohol-fuelled road fatalities has remained constant in the past two decades. In fact, our collective apathy toward the separation of alcohol consumption and motor vehicle control is so great as to warrant its own show on the Nine Network.
Premiering last Sunday, RBT is Nine’s attempt at discouraging drink-driving or, depending on your point of view, an attempt to capitalise on the inability of Australian drivers to understand that driving home after six beers is probably a bad idea.
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Greg says:
If you drive an old car and wear a baseball cap you can double your chances of getting pulled over, age is also a big factor, You can spot these bogan idiots on the show from a mile away. Read more »
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S.L says:
My business is in public transport. My toy is an old Monaro. I’m just on the right side of 50. I have been put on a “good boy” licence 3 times in 22 years and have had all 12 points for the last 3 years. In saying that every booking… Read more »
The most terrifying moment of my life was about six years ago in broad daylight on a back street of Sydney’s inner-west when I was pushing my then baby daughter in the pram on a walk to the local shops.

We’d just turned a corner and were crossing the normally quiet street when a bloke in a souped-up Ford muscle car came fanging around the curve on the wrong side of the road, forcing me to yank the pram backwards with and jump on to the footpath.
As I did this I shouted “Hey!” at the top of my voice and waved a fist in his direction. He slammed on the brakes, reversed at speed, and pulled up right next to the pram. “Did you say something arsehole?” he asked.
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LC says:
If you’re implying that he’ll whip out and use a gun, the unlikeliness of such a scenario aside, it’s first-degree murder (attempted murder if they live), and even if your lawyer can sweet-talk the prosecution out of the death penalty, you’re still looking at life in jail without parole, and… Read more »
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LC says:
Maybe Morgan, but: 1. He had a child with him. 2. You never know which of these thugs have a knife, gun, baton or other weapon under their seat. 3. If he got lucky and the guy was unarmed, it’d most likely be him that comes off 2nd best in… Read more »
As a former police officer with ten years service and a number of pursuits under my belt, I feel qualified to weigh-in on the ongoing police chase, don’t chase debacle.

It seems yet again the majority of public anger, fuelled by civil libertarians, is being directed at the “cowboys in blue”.
Predictably, the driver behind the wheel of the pursued vehicles have escaped criticism.
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LC says:
Davido, you’re a blithering idiot. Banning police pursuits would mean that any person the police would pull over, what do you think the driver’s going to do? He’s going to floor it, as he knows that he’s stands a very, very good chance at getting away, causing more tragedies like… Read more »
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LC says:
Firstly, if you knew any police officers they would tell you that high-speed pursuits are FAR from being fun and games. Helicopters are a good idea: Once one of them are onto you there’s no getting away. But if you ban high speed on-land chases, you can bet every driver… Read more »
IT’S understandable that the families of those killed in the weekend’s multiple fatality in Canberra would want to blame police. They might be able to answer for their actions.

In the outrage over another police pursuit which has ended in tragedy, it seems the person who gets the least attention is the serial car thief who started the chain of events in the first place.
But I’ll repeat – it’s understandable. He can’t answer to the grieving families.
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LC says:
The police called off the chase when they believed it to be too dangerous. The police called off the chase when they believed it to be too dangerous. The police called off the chase when they believed it to be too dangerous. (I read somewhere reading something three times makes… Read more »
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LC says:
“Why cant they just put those traps out that burst the tyres?” A. How do you know they will stay on the road? When their tires deflate, they’ll fall off leaving them on bare rims with much less grip and subsequently control. And if he hits a tree and dies… Read more »
I was sitting at traffic lights the other day making my way to a gig in the Hunter Valley. It was lashing rain and the weather was terrible – you could barely see the road up ahead let alone the other traffic.

As I waited for the lights to change, a car pulled up alongside me. Glancing briefly to the left I saw the familiar P plate on the window screen. The car was a six-cylinder and the young driver at the steering wheel seemed far too eager to put each cylinder to use.
“Alright buddy”, I grumbled as I heard the intermittent and very familiar revving of his car, “hold your horses”. The lights changed and the young driver shot off like a bullet.
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LC says:
Look at the cars you drive. How much $$$ do people like you put into your cars? You can get togther some of your hoon mates, pool some money together and pay for it yourself, the government has better things to spend taxpayers money on. Read more »
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LC says:
@ Unsure But you have to admit this is true: “any stupidity would result in their deaths alone, thus weeding out the really dumb/reckless ones.” Read more »
This is not meant to sound heartless. The emotions surrounding the latest shocking spate of P-plate deaths are obviously still raw. And as the families and friends of those who have died work through their grief, it is understandable that they will sometimes lash out and look for external forces to blame as they deal with their loss.
But if kids are going to keep killing themselves at this rate - and kill or injure other people as a result of their reckless or incompetent driving - the time has come to stop molly-coddling these young people and their deluded friends.
The time has also come to stop offering the parents of reckless P-plate drivers nothing other than uncritical sympathy, as in many cases they too have played a role in allowing their children to behave in a way which endangered them and other people.
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“Kids spend all of year 10 learning the road rules and participating in theoretical situations and role plays, take the 2 hour written test to get a learners. For year 11 and 12, they get half an hour of instruction a week to make sure there is consistent teaching (parents… Read more »
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LC says:
...Unless their mates are aged over 22. Read more »
Next Wednesday the National Road Safety Council will have its inaugural meeting in Parliament House. This initiative from Australia’s Transport Ministers is an attempt to get expert advice from around the nation to make practical suggestions aimed at reducing our road toll.

The meeting will have a sombre tone.
Sadly, the heart-wrenching grief caused by road deaths visited more families last year than the year before. The road toll in 2009 was up by almost 5 per cent to 1,509 deaths, albeit still the second lowest figure in almost 60 years and less than half the average recorded during the peak of the 1970’s (3798).
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Charles Kelly says:
Bloody pathetic James. YOU support a scheme which promotes the very real possibility of people being injured or killed by distracted drivers, and YOU are perfectly content with this - that is, of course, until it’s pointed out that the unwilling victim of YOUR ignorance could potentially be YOUR own… Read more »
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James says:
What is invalid about accepting the consequences of your actions? If you do not like speeding fines, do not speed. That is my argument. If that is self-delusional masturbation, then so be it. In any case, I apologise for my insults. The fact that you seem to think it is… Read more »
A strange thing happened when I became a parent. I started to get upset when I saw stories like the one of the five young men who were killed in a motor crash at the weekend.

I’ve also found myself saying ‘in my day’ or worse, ‘when I was young’. I’ve already made decisions about a computer in my child’s room and whether she will have a mobile phone.
Sometimes when the entrepreneurial gene comes out, I wonder if I could get a mobile phone made that simply dials home and does nothing else. I would market it as not having a camera or video function, wouldn’t be able to surf the net and it wouldn’t rack up bills of many hundreds of dollars. (That’s where the entrepreneurial gene fails me.)
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One admits that life seems to be not very cheap, but people require money for different issues and not every person earns big sums cash. Therefore to get good loans and just commercial loan will be a proper way out. Read more »
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LC says:
V8’s and turbos (except diesels) are banned for P-platers to drive, unless they require it for employment (though I think there should be no exemptions). Normally I would think such a thing is futile because you’re dealing with a group of people who willingly break the law and like they’re… Read more »
There are plenty of normal Australians – normal being defined as prone to uncharacteristic lapses of judgment – who have a dark tale involving an incident of drink-driving where they could easily have killed themselves, a friend, an unsuspecting stranger.

Whenever I see former British Prime Minister Tony Blair I’m reminded of mine. Unlike most of my mates I got through my teens and most of my 20s without ever drink-driving, in large part because I didn’t bother getting my licence until I was 22 and escaped the road-related rattiness that comes with youth.
All except for the day of the 1997 British election, when with friends I’d attended a dawn breakfast at the National Press Club in Canberra to watch the BBC coverage, where we ate a hearty English breakfast laid on by the British High Commission, washed down with English beer. Lots of English beer.
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24 hour public transport will make a huge difference in the amount of people drink driving. It would also solve a lot of the fighting over cabs and other things that people do when they are drunk. I drink drive occasionally, but i wouldn’t do it at all if the… Read more »
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Steve says:
People in this society are afraid of living. You want gates around everything, rules for everything so theres someone to blame when things go wrong… Want to childproof the whole world for adults? why dont you just stay inside your house and never leave! stop looking for people to blame… Read more »
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