Rex Crane

Everyone tells small lies all the time. Most of us know when it’s time to come clean, or at least change the subject.

How do you get yourself stuck in a lie as big as the one Godwin Grech told?

Others take small lies, like, “I wasn’t driving at the time”, and turn it into a big lie, like, “I know two female academics of the same name and got them mixed up”, and end up in jail like Marcus Einfeld.

There are deliberate hoaxers who lie to sell books or get ahead in their careers, like Helen Darville, aka Helen Demidenko.

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  • COF says:

    02:14pm | 08/10/09

    It’s a shame that truth in itself can’t be a panacea for people. If I were Rex I would feel better now than when I was living a lie. Read more »

  • Shane From Melbourne says:

    12:29pm | 07/10/09

    Leave lying to the professionals- the politicians. They’ll either say something that can be interpreted in a number of ways or something that doesn’t mean anything at all…. Shane’s Axiom on Politicians and Lying- The bigger the lie, the more people will believe you. Read more »

 

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