Reform

Welcome to the second day of the Punch Festival of Obvious Ideas, our salute to stuff that should be said. Here, we have a look at why we need to force some politicians to earlier elections - and no, it’s not about who you think.

Babies torn apart then pieced back together, or left on a shelf to die. A cover up of mass medication in the water, poisoning us all. Random drug tests for kids.

Weird, and just occasionally wonderful. An Upper House near you.

Welcome to the weird world of Upper House MLC Ann Bressington.

Ms Bressington, who only got 32 primary votes but surfed into the SA Parliament on the ever-popular Nick Xenophon’s coattails. Ms Bressington, who set out on an anti-drugs platform but quickly became a one-woman lightning rod for paranoid conspiracy theorists.

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  • Paul Darwen says:

    03:11pm | 24/10/11

    Why not just abolish the upper house, like Queensland did back in 1921. Read more »

  • Marius says:

    09:52am | 20/10/11

    What truth might that be? Are there any imaginary deities involved? Read more »

 

As the winter fog settles over Canberra and the nation’s politicians return to their electorates, there could be no more relieved Australians than the people of Queanbeyan.

You won't be able to afford bananas under a carbon tax. Photo: Ray Strange

Sitting just across the border from Canberra, the city’s small businesses have become a daily stage for the Leader of the Opposition to perform his stunts.

Usually directed against the proposed price on carbon, the hyped-up vitriol is mirrored in broader attacks around the country on anyone who doesn’t support his views whether they be scientists, economists or everyday Australians who dare to believe that dealing with climate change is necessary and urgent.

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  • Not Lazy says:

    10:22pm | 10/04/12

    Dash, You and the rest of you whiners disgust me. Your quote It’s about penalising successful people driving Australia’s wealth and rewarding the wealth destroyers and lazy arsed ALP demographic. Is just total crap. I vote Labor, I work 4 jobs am a fireman by trade and do the best… Read more »

  • Bilbo says:

    04:42pm | 12/07/11

    “...As to tax. Tax is tax. However, private companies. That is socialism…” To nationalise a private company is to take ownership and control by the state. Recent evidence of Labor Party actions (e.g. privatisation of Telstra, Qantas ,Lotto) points to the opposite. So could someone advise exactly which companies “this… Read more »

 

It’s stating the obvious, but problem gamblers have a problem. They suffer from a horrible addiction – the same as alcoholics and druggies – that causes impulses they cannot resist and consequences that affect all those around them.

The rare Gillard-themed poker machine. Some say the cooked turkey is an analogy for both the government itself and its pokies policy.

Like all addicts, problem gamblers go to extreme lengths to get their fix. For 60 per cent, that involves committing a crime to get the cash to feed their habit.

A report by private corruption investigation group Warfield & Associates found poker machines were the most common way to gamble stolen money. The study found between 2008-10 a whopping $13 million was stolen to play the pokies.

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  • A concerned husband says:

    08:40am | 08/12/11

    No matter what you do, you will not stop an addict unless you take away every opportunity - pokies, racing etc. Once my wife steps into or gets near a hotel with pokies there is no restraining her and any attempt to take her away ends up in a fight.… Read more »

  • Barry from adelaide says:

    08:35am | 07/07/11

    http://begthequestion.info/ Read more »

 

A hung parliament is a golden opportunity for serious reform. The independents should not waste their extraordinary power on ephemeral trivia such as the black holes issue. (This is essentially about whether Treasury’s long term predictions are reliable. They are not.)

Missed opportunity: The bush triumvirate

They should do something for which they will be immortalised in the nation’s pantheon. They should propose fundamental reform to our system of government, making it more democratic.

Why do the people have to wait three or four years to pass judgement on a failed government?  Why shouldn’t they block a law they do not like?

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  • Neslihan says:

    08:10pm | 10/02/12

    Nice smmuary of events Regina Mom. Harper knows how to manipulate and spin when he’s focused on incremental change. He seems incapable of responding to sudden surprises. NOT A LEADER in my books. Read more »

  • Jaime says:

    09:52am | 07/09/10

    David, have you considered California as an example of the result of direct democracy? The state which is pretty much in ruins because the people have voted against anything that might result in paying more taxes. Because people love holding onto their money and they hate paying taxes but in… Read more »

 

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