Real Julia

After a dubious start to the election campaign, Julia Gillard has thrown away the rule book. From now on, she promises, Australians will get the real, dinkum deal. As she told ABC radio’s Richard Glover, “I want to bust out [of the traditional campaign]. I’m not going to die wondering”.

End the underdogs and stop the babies. Pic: AAP

Yet, after a few days of the “real Julia” you get the feeling all it involves is some jelly snakes on the campaign bus and a little less “moving forward”. Surely if she were serious about unruliness, her action contract for the campaign would look more like this: 

1. Stop the babies
It wouldn’t be a campaign without politicians squeezing babies or journalists making jokes about politicians squeezing babies. This time, we have Julia desperately cuddling up to kids to prove she’s not unmarried or childless and Tony having a go to prove he’s not crazy or misogynistic. If you can trust someone holding a baby, you can trust them with the country. Or so the logic goes.

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  • Youdy beaudy says:

    08:31pm | 10/08/10

    luke04 and roz. What you have written there is all over now. Even the world has moved on and you people are still living in the past. Tony Abbott’s saying Shit Happens is probably needed here. He was known for it, every time they stuffed up it was, Shit Happens.… Read more »

  • Youdy beaudy says:

    08:53am | 10/08/10

    Mareve, Well, you don’t like her talking with their hands, well you’d better go and get rid of all the Italians, Jews and most europeans. And the Irish as well as they flail quite a bit, and as far as her voice goes that is the way that her voice… Read more »

 

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