Ralph Norris

Holy crap, Ralph Norris has resigned. Well, I guess if you were Ralph Norris with all that pressure and all that money, you’d be looking for some R & R too. Still. The world will never be the same.

Guns are warned not to play with Ralph Norris

According to the legend of Ralph Norris, for a while there they called him ‘Chuck’, which is a sissy kind of name for a dude who grew a beard in utero and burns it off with a withering gaze each morning. And then every five minutes.

The Commonwealth Bank chairman David Turner described him as “outstanding and fearless”. That doesn’t even scratch the surface of Ralph Norris.

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  • Angus Middleton says:

    09:43pm | 25/07/11

    David, I pity you for having such a one-sided perspective on business. Yes, it is true that performance counts for everything. No, the colourful description is fact. I am happy to provide my email to give you the details of this particular staff member and you can check out the… Read more »

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