Queensland Election

The photographs and the TV images should have brought home to those running the Labor Party the seriousness of the situation they face.

Has everyone got enough elbow room? Photo: Courier Mail

Seven dejected people sitting around what looked like a kitchen table.

This was Labor’s new caucus in the Queensland Parliament. It is also the future of the party across the nation unless it is very careful.

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  • sunny says:

    08:56pm | 21/04/12

    @Phil - I didn’t mention “clean coal” at any point so maybe it is you who is talking through your arse. Read more »

  • BNERJ says:

    01:50pm | 02/04/12

    “The only question remaining remains – how much more damage do the do to the country…” (Sic). Seriously, if you are going to have a mini rant on this forum can you use spell check before you post. No such thing as a context check yet, but maybe run your… Read more »

 

Reading the entrails of the Labor carcass in Queensland will no doubt keep an army of commentators and party strategists occupied for some time. This was not a simple routing, or another “they’ve been there too long” swing. It was something new altogether.

Long road ahead… this turtle hatchling's got it easy compared to Qld Labor and The Greens. Pic: Tourism Qld/Darren Jew.

It wasn’t merely a large number of swinging voters deciding they wanted a change of Government. The magnitude of the swing points to a desertion by Labor’s true believers.

While the fact they fled their party is interesting, more interesting perhaps is where those disenchanted dyed-in the-wool Labor folk went.

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  • PJ Baby says:

    12:16pm | 30/03/12

    More notable, Mark/Fox, is the time the Libs hung on in Oz thanks to their partnership with the Nationals. Also very notable are the hold-the-country back things that Libs, Nationals AND Labor vote together on like a moroatorium on fracking - seems that the only ones not prepared to sell… Read more »

  • Mark/Fox says:

    08:40pm | 29/03/12

    Your comments are very true Sophie. I have been a Labor supporter for many years. Speaking federally this Labor Greens partnership has put a bad taste in the mouths of many a Labor supporter, Labor does not reflect the traditional party it use to represent. Lets not forget the recent… Read more »

 

After the events in Queensland on Saturday it’s probably time to upgrade Wayne Goss’s memorable observation at the 1996 federal election that voters in the Sunshine State were waiting with baseball bats to clobber the life out of the Keating government.

Cartoon: Bill Leak

If Saturday’s state result was in any way a dry run for what awaits Labor federally next year, voters in Queensland are waiting with baseball bats, rocket launchers and cans of capsicum spray in readiness to obliterate the ALP.

If the staggering and unprecedented 16 to 17 per cent swing at Saturday’s state election is in any way reflected at the next federal poll, Labor will be utterly destroyed, with a raft of senior government figures from Treasurer Wayne Swan down swept from office. The equal-worst federal result Labor has ever had in Queensland was in 1996, when just two of its MPs were re-elected. On Saturday’s numbers, not one Queensland MP would survive.

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  • Frank says:

    09:15am | 29/03/12

    Splash you idiot, Gillard took pricing carbon pollution to an election for the people to decide and won.               Thats the part you forgotten. Read more »

  • John says:

    09:12am | 29/03/12

    @splash So that’s why the Coalition won the election and Tony Abbott is Prime Minister. Oh, wait ... Read more »

 

Jessica Rudd, daughter of Kevin, gets the award for clever political gallows humour: “I’ve never voted for a minor party before,” she tweeted.

From one vulnerable species to another. Pic: Jeff Camden

Few other Labor figures were inclined to quips as the Queensland party grimly surveyed the devastation to its ranks, and the emergence of the most powerful conservative leader in the nation.

The Queensland ALP was out-campaigned, chewed up and spat out by a rampant Liberal National Party at the weekend.

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  • Jake says:

    01:33pm | 04/04/12

    Gobsmack, The Victorian Labor Party ran surpluses? You are joking aren’t you. Just because the annual budget may show a positive, what they don’t tell the electorate is how much they borrowed to fund their hair brained schemes and use that money to balance the books whilst incurring more and… Read more »

  • Chris says:

    01:08pm | 29/03/12

    “And defeated Labour Premier Anna Bligh became the first Australian political victim of the uncertainty and revenue losses caused by global economic collapses” (I added the ‘U’, because we were in Australia last time I checked) Well, b***er me!  Here I was thinking Ms Bligh’s defeat had something to do… Read more »

 

Queensland’s ground-breaking election at the weekend did one thing above all else. Voters had an overriding message about the nasty, relentless campaign from Labor during the past nine weeks.

We'll just collect it up and fling it around - what could possibly go wrong? Pic: AAP

They said they hated what they saw and heard. The smash-up election result was always coming but its size was in doubt.

Let’s look at the empirical evidence. Crosby Textor, the best polling organisation working in real politics, did a serious exit poll on Saturday and found a big result - the top issue that affected voters was the nature of this campaign.

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  • Matt says:

    12:33am | 27/03/12

    Jeebus, some people can’t see past the end of their noses. Regardless of whether you voted Labor or Liberal, we are all under the same government, and it’s in ALL of our interests for this government to be a good one. Wishing failure on a government just so you can… Read more »

  • RyaN says:

    12:32am | 27/03/12

    AJ & ATM: It makes you wonder just what would it take, I mean its as if Bligh could have murdered their first born and they STILL would have voted for Labor. Completely unbelievable! Read more »

 

The best weapon Labor has at its disposal to prevent the election of a Tony Abbott-led Coalition Government is Tony Abbott. The polls have consistently shown that while Labor is seriously on the nose and Julia Gillard deeply unpopular, the voters have very limited affection for Abbott. Worse for the Opposition Leader, the trend has become even more pronounced, with Gillard pulling in front of Abbott as preferred prime minister in Newspoll earlier this month.

Peddling dirt didn't work for Queensland Labor. Photo: Mark Calleja.

Abbott has a number of problems – he’s seen as far too negative, he’s seen as too aggressive, and he’s seen (even by some of his own MPs) as economically inconsistent, on the one hand arguing for small government and low taxation, yet still pursuing extravagant policies such as the $3 billion maternity leave scheme which has been denounced by the conservative writer Andrew Bolt as an indefensible tax on business. Indeed the mere fact that this policy has won plaudits from the Greens should firmly establish its credentials as a form of budgetary vandalism.

Given these facts, it is more than likely that when the election rolls around next year that Labor, its strategists and its advertising agency will be like attack dogs on a leash as they get ready to mount the mother of all negative advertising campaigns against the Opposition Leader. Abbott will be painted as a bovver boy, an economic lightweight, an enemy of working people.

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  • sunny says:

    10:00pm | 26/03/12

    @AGM Maybe you’re right. Maybe we should have switched to a Yes Man. Maybe we we should have switched to a bloke who is swayed by opinion polls and emotional bullshit and what people really want. But luckily we didn’t. Julia is good for this country. Don’t you get it!… Read more »

  • Utopia boy says:

    08:09pm | 26/03/12

    Let’s just consider a few things: Labor; - carbon tax - mining tax - lap tops for kids - NBN…err yeah (inherited) - pink batts - mega debt - union choked Liberal proposed policies: - censor internet - restrictive personal wealth opportunities (for the average Joe) - unequivacol support for… Read more »

 

The smash-up arrived. A hyper-powered LNP vote - not just above 50 per cent but half way to 60 per cent - drove into Brisbane and parked on the footpaths, the lawns and the median strips.

I say, that was a surprise! Pic: Jamie Hanson

The LNP has secured the greatest majority in Australian electoral history.

The territory from Ashgrove and Mount Coot-tha to Everton and Stafford over to Brisbane Central and Greenslopes was painted blue.

The Premier’s seat of South Brisbane went down to the wire. This morning Anna Bligh has no finger nails and will just hang on. Nearby Bulimba has a blue glow that may grow.

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  • stephen says:

    11:50am | 26/03/12

    fair enough that labor is in trouble.  To my mind the biggest issue is Abbot cannot personally break through his own unpopularity barrier. The proverbial drovers dog should be more popular than Julia. Read more »

  • Sarahh says:

    11:24am | 26/03/12

    Ben maybe it was your terrible spelling that kept your comments from being published?  That was not easy to read. Read more »

 

In his six types of ill-fated armies, the brilliant Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu identified one called “crumbling”.

How the cupcake crumbles. Pic: Dean Martin

“If the higher officers are angry and insubordinate, engaging the enemy themselves out of unrestrained anger while the general does not yet know their capabilities, it is termed crumbling,” Sun Tzu wrote more than two millennia ago.

While the Bligh Government’s first - and last - full term does not fit this description perfectly, there is something in a correlation of the two.

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  • TimB says:

    08:16pm | 25/03/12

    “Yes Peter. The blustered Liberals are not listening to the people by keeping Abbott as leader.” Which people? Labor voters? Why should the Libs give a toss what they think? “Why take a chance and miss the opportunity for a majority govt by clinging on to Abbott.” Because the polls… Read more »

  • Tailor says:

    03:29pm | 25/03/12

    Running a country is like running a business or a household budget. The labor party are filled with professional political graduates, with no real experience in creating or sticking to a budget. The comment from one of the ministers about the unwanted email system that “It didn’t cost anything because… Read more »

 

“When the tide goes out in Queensland,” a senior Labor figure said yesterday, “it goes out more quickly and more deeply than anywhere else.”

Grinning and bearing it. Pic: Jack Tran

It’s true. Think the 1974 state election when Labor was reduced to 11 MPs - a cricket team. Think 2001 when Peter Beattie destroyed the conservatives and won 66 seats in the 89 member state parliament.

Or think the 1975 federal election, when an anti-Labor tide affected the whole country but in Queensland left the party with just one seat and less than 40 per cent of the vote after preferences.

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  • sunny says:

    11:08pm | 04/04/12

    @Steve the pirate - you must be someone who has achieved a decent amount of success in your life, intelligent enough to get all wrapped up in yourself yet not be able to see beyond your own nose. Buckley’s chance of you looking 10 years into the future let alone… Read more »

  • Steve the pirate says:

    02:11pm | 30/03/12

    @sunny you must be a labor voter from Melbourne who has an arts degree majoring in sweet fuck all which is making it hard for you to find work,  you see an opportunity to get a free lunch from juliar and her mob of incompetence (couldnt call it a government)… Read more »

 

How far do you commute to work? One hour? Twenty minutes? Do you work from home? Where’s head office? Do you think a person who has to drive 15 minutes to their workplace is unqualified to do the job?

Does it really matter where he lays his hard hat?

In politics, like no other job, being born and raised in the one area is some sort of political necessity. It’s a ridiculous thought because if we all thought like that, we’d be doing piecemeal work from home on looms.

This week, Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd called Campbell Newman an ‘alien’ because Newman doesn’t live within the electoral boundary of Ashgrove. Newman lives one suburb away from the seat of Ashgrove. Does this mean he is unqualified to represent the people of Ashgrove?

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  • 48 days and counting says:

    09:51pm | 04/02/12

    Yes, his wife is revoltingly clingy - the PR people need to put the kybosh on that. Everybody says it. But you’d better get used to him, Brizben. Kate Jones is on her way out. Read more »

  • Elle says:

    09:14am | 04/02/12

    Personally I think Campbell Newman was a pretty ordinary Lord Mayor - ripped up all the trees in King George Square only to cost more money to put some back in again…took out out the T2 lane along Coronation Dve because no-one was using it and traffic was getting worse… Read more »

 

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