Queen Elizabeth Ii
Britain’s colonial era, now represented by the modern Commonwealth of Nations meeting in Perth, can only be looked back on according to its good bits and its bad bits.

The good bits included rule of law, a public service, democracy, language and cricket.
The bad bits included economic exploitation, cultural genocide, brutal subjugation and cricket.
Continue reading "CHOGM is the sound of a spluttering Commonwealth" »
Alexander Downer has a disturbing lack of faith in Australia and Australians. How else to explain his column in The Advertiser where he appeared to suggest without the good graces of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II Australia would slip into some sort of blood-soaked revolution.

Mr Downer invoked the situation in Libya, mentioned the horrors of the Russian Revolution and even the French Revolution then pondered why our nation is “quiet, placid, peaceful Australia”.
His conclusion? The Queen.
Continue reading "The Queen is not the glue holding Australia together" »
Latest 2 of 124 comments
View all comments-
glenm says:
@ acotrel, Maybe next time you should read the Article by Downer and not just the one sided analysis on the punch. Your comment is ignorant in that you call Downer absurd and then go on to espouse the same views. Get over the constant Liberal = BAD , Labor… Read more »
-
David T says:
David Lister - just caught up with this…nothing wrong with those 145 words mate (I will assume you are right about the number - cannot be bothered to count) - what was said there actually makes perfect sense. Other people were commenting on the issue Chris talks about so the… Read more »
It is always a bit shocking when nominal republicans, usually those in public life, suggest we should delay making Australia a truly independent nation. We understand why they do it – most politicians would probably much rather leave the republic issue in the too-hard basket – but still we find it quite perplexing.

An Australian republic, after all, is our Australian issue. It is about us as a nation, as a people. As such, we can and should grasp it whenever we summon the national will to do so. Can you seriously imagine a citizen of the USA agreeing to a foreign national serving as the Head of State of the USA? Or of a German agreeing to a French national being at the apex of their constitutional arrangements?
Either possibility is, of course, unimaginable. Unfortunately, this is precisely the situation we have here in Australia today. We calmly accept that the eldest son of an English / German aristocratic family, who must be a member of the Church of England, sits by birthright – without regard to accomplishment – at the top of our constitutional tree. It almost seems as if we agree with Prince Andrew who recently claimed that it was in the Windsor genes to lead. Do we really think that in egalitarian Australia? Of course not.
Continue reading "Why is Australia waiting for the Queen to die?" »
Latest 2 of 145 comments
View all comments-
TruthHurts says:
Furthermore, Australia is a truly independent country, simply because it is under the authority of no other country. Our Head of State, who is Australian (and Scottish, and Welsh, and Canadian, and English) simply lives overseas. In line with this, although we share the same queen with the Scotts and… Read more »
-
Edward Carson says:
JP, What do you mean by “HM intervened”? Are you saying the Queen declared the law, after it had been enacted, to be invalid? I didn’t know she had such power. Can you cite such constitutional law as well that instance of her applying it in that Poll Tax case? Read more »
The Australian monarchists are divided – David Flint and his tightly controlled Australians for a Constitutional Monarchy (ACM) claim the Governor General is the Australian head of state while Philip Benwell and his Australian Monarch League (AML) are with the Republicans – it’s the foreign non resident unelected British Queen who holds this nation’s top job.

Ten years up the track, the debate is simmering away under the surface and right now Flint is holding the trump cards – he is said to pull in half a million dollars a year towards his cause which is remarkable considering ACM has only two members – Flint and his sidekick former Roman Catholic seminarian Thomas Flynn. The movement’s constitution is clever; its run by the pair with the help of would be members, who are non voting “supporters”
Professor Flint’s latest take on the vexed subject of a republic revolves around the quaint notion that if we change the constitution we’ll have a “politician’s republic”. He fails to mention we are now laboring under a “politician’s monarchy” – a point Tony Blair underscored when he pulled the Queen into line over her unbelievable indifference to the death of Princess Diana in 1997.
Continue reading "Right royal lie at the centre of monarchists’ claims" »
Latest 2 of 22 comments
View all comments-
TJ says:
What low blows not only to the Queen and the Royal Family but to the British/ English people in general. We are one family the last time I checked, a commonwealth of nations, of borthers and sisters, where we (Britain) has done alot for the commonwealth. Her Majesty has made… Read more »
-
Mark says:
Can anyone argue that our current system hasnt worked? Furthermor I can not see how in a republic a President could repesent the entire community the way a monarch does. Firstly if the parliment elects the President then the President only represents the parliment and isnt constitutional either. The second… Read more »
Facebook Recommendations
Read all about it
Punch live
Up to the minute Twitter chatter
Online journos, read and hope - what Charlie Sheen taught Salon about being original http://t.co/6fyXfvuR via @NiemanLab
Recent posts
The latest and greatest
The humourless hysteria of the holier-than-thou
In I Spit On Your Grave, a young woman is gang raped in a remote woodland. She is beaten and tortured…
Cash mobs aren’t so flash
For a moment in the mid-naughties, they were the coolest of all cool social media-fuelled meme-thingos.…
If we wanted reality, we’d turn off the television
“Some day, far into the future, this here machine will become a powerful medium with the potential…
Nosebleed Section
choice ringside rantings
From: Punch on: Open thread 09/02/2012
marley says:
I'm one of the older ones, so I've certainly seen a few changes in my time. When I started school I learned to write with a nib pen, dipped in an inkwell (no, I'm not kidding). My mother became a dab hand at getting inkstains out of my clothes. Flicking ink at one another in the classroom was an essential… [read more]From: I’d rather have a piece of toast than listen to crap lyrics
Erick says:
Led Zeppelin are responsible for my all-time favourite mixed metaphor: "There you sit, sit and stare, like a book on a shelf rusting." (Misty Mountain Hop) I laugh every time I hear it. Hmmm, I believe I've decided what to play on the way to work today. [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
No wuckin forries. These nuckin futs are tuckin fops
Well, puck me with a fitchfork. The F-word is apparently an acceptable part of Australian speech. That’s… Read more
Latest 2 of 43 comments
View all commentsAdd your comment