Qld Election

“I can see clearly now, my job is gone,” to paraphrase the 1972 hit song. Suddenly seeing clearly is what politicians mysteriously do after leaving the stage. The passing of power leaves them with a kind of hyper-clarity on subjects that just months before they had been all wordy, vague, and reluctant.

A Labor staffer wanders the streets of Kingston…

This week saw another case when the dumped ex-cabinet minister, Robert McClelland, notorious for monotonous legalese as AG, suddenly found brevity when defining Julia Gillard’s problem: broken promises (carbon tax), and endless political spin.

Sour grapes aside, the catalyst was obvious: the dire standing of the ALP in successive opinion polls and the mother of all electoral king-hits delivered by Queensland voters a fortnight ago reducing the Bligh government to an embarrassing non-party rump.

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  • Rose says:

    10:36pm | 09/04/12

    Rosie, if a politician is on TV it’s always about the politics. I’d bet my house on it being a carefully orchestrated touching, ‘unscripted ’ family moment. You are clearly either very naive or so incredibly rusted on Liberal you can’t tell when you are being played. For future reference,… Read more »

  • KM says:

    02:48pm | 09/04/12

    Martin The last election was a dead heat? It came down to tony abbott trying to make a honest deal with 3 labor independances and a lair! And as we all know there was no contest with the lair winning. Read more »

 

After the events in Queensland on Saturday it’s probably time to upgrade Wayne Goss’s memorable observation at the 1996 federal election that voters in the Sunshine State were waiting with baseball bats to clobber the life out of the Keating government.

Cartoon: Bill Leak

If Saturday’s state result was in any way a dry run for what awaits Labor federally next year, voters in Queensland are waiting with baseball bats, rocket launchers and cans of capsicum spray in readiness to obliterate the ALP.

If the staggering and unprecedented 16 to 17 per cent swing at Saturday’s state election is in any way reflected at the next federal poll, Labor will be utterly destroyed, with a raft of senior government figures from Treasurer Wayne Swan down swept from office. The equal-worst federal result Labor has ever had in Queensland was in 1996, when just two of its MPs were re-elected. On Saturday’s numbers, not one Queensland MP would survive.

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  • Frank says:

    09:15am | 29/03/12

    Splash you idiot, Gillard took pricing carbon pollution to an election for the people to decide and won.               Thats the part you forgotten. Read more »

  • John says:

    09:12am | 29/03/12

    @splash So that’s why the Coalition won the election and Tony Abbott is Prime Minister. Oh, wait ... Read more »

 

Here’s some advice for interest groups who want to influence a conservative government with such a stonking majority - pack away the hemp shirts, love beads and sandals and deal with them like professionals.

It might have worked in 1983 in Tasmania, but it won't work in 2012 in Qld…

No protests, petitions or snippy social media campaigns. Publicly congratulate their win. They don’t need to listen, so you need them to want to listen. For every one Labor MP in Queensland now there will be 10 opposite numbers. How do less that 10 people, however talented, even stay abreast of government business, let alone the controversial stuff?

The LNP’s superior and unequalled bargaining position should give pause for thought for any interest group that wishes to influence or change the government’s position.  How do activists get the attention of a government or opposition (who now just sleep at the office reading briefing papers)? By being strategic.

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  • Ring says:

    09:32pm | 27/03/12

    So you are lauding the success of a system where one in every 5 juvenile offenders will re-offend AT LEAST twice.. Read more »

  • batgirl says:

    05:48pm | 27/03/12

    use the masss media Read more »

 

Jessica Rudd, daughter of Kevin, gets the award for clever political gallows humour: “I’ve never voted for a minor party before,” she tweeted.

From one vulnerable species to another. Pic: Jeff Camden

Few other Labor figures were inclined to quips as the Queensland party grimly surveyed the devastation to its ranks, and the emergence of the most powerful conservative leader in the nation.

The Queensland ALP was out-campaigned, chewed up and spat out by a rampant Liberal National Party at the weekend.

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  • Jake says:

    01:33pm | 04/04/12

    Gobsmack, The Victorian Labor Party ran surpluses? You are joking aren’t you. Just because the annual budget may show a positive, what they don’t tell the electorate is how much they borrowed to fund their hair brained schemes and use that money to balance the books whilst incurring more and… Read more »

  • Chris says:

    01:08pm | 29/03/12

    “And defeated Labour Premier Anna Bligh became the first Australian political victim of the uncertainty and revenue losses caused by global economic collapses” (I added the ‘U’, because we were in Australia last time I checked) Well, b***er me!  Here I was thinking Ms Bligh’s defeat had something to do… Read more »

 

Queensland’s ground-breaking election at the weekend did one thing above all else. Voters had an overriding message about the nasty, relentless campaign from Labor during the past nine weeks.

We'll just collect it up and fling it around - what could possibly go wrong? Pic: AAP

They said they hated what they saw and heard. The smash-up election result was always coming but its size was in doubt.

Let’s look at the empirical evidence. Crosby Textor, the best polling organisation working in real politics, did a serious exit poll on Saturday and found a big result - the top issue that affected voters was the nature of this campaign.

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  • Matt says:

    12:33am | 27/03/12

    Jeebus, some people can’t see past the end of their noses. Regardless of whether you voted Labor or Liberal, we are all under the same government, and it’s in ALL of our interests for this government to be a good one. Wishing failure on a government just so you can… Read more »

  • RyaN says:

    12:32am | 27/03/12

    AJ & ATM: It makes you wonder just what would it take, I mean its as if Bligh could have murdered their first born and they STILL would have voted for Labor. Completely unbelievable! Read more »

 

The best weapon Labor has at its disposal to prevent the election of a Tony Abbott-led Coalition Government is Tony Abbott. The polls have consistently shown that while Labor is seriously on the nose and Julia Gillard deeply unpopular, the voters have very limited affection for Abbott. Worse for the Opposition Leader, the trend has become even more pronounced, with Gillard pulling in front of Abbott as preferred prime minister in Newspoll earlier this month.

Peddling dirt didn't work for Queensland Labor. Photo: Mark Calleja.

Abbott has a number of problems – he’s seen as far too negative, he’s seen as too aggressive, and he’s seen (even by some of his own MPs) as economically inconsistent, on the one hand arguing for small government and low taxation, yet still pursuing extravagant policies such as the $3 billion maternity leave scheme which has been denounced by the conservative writer Andrew Bolt as an indefensible tax on business. Indeed the mere fact that this policy has won plaudits from the Greens should firmly establish its credentials as a form of budgetary vandalism.

Given these facts, it is more than likely that when the election rolls around next year that Labor, its strategists and its advertising agency will be like attack dogs on a leash as they get ready to mount the mother of all negative advertising campaigns against the Opposition Leader. Abbott will be painted as a bovver boy, an economic lightweight, an enemy of working people.

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  • sunny says:

    10:00pm | 26/03/12

    @AGM Maybe you’re right. Maybe we should have switched to a Yes Man. Maybe we we should have switched to a bloke who is swayed by opinion polls and emotional bullshit and what people really want. But luckily we didn’t. Julia is good for this country. Don’t you get it!… Read more »

  • Utopia boy says:

    08:09pm | 26/03/12

    Let’s just consider a few things: Labor; - carbon tax - mining tax - lap tops for kids - NBN…err yeah (inherited) - pink batts - mega debt - union choked Liberal proposed policies: - censor internet - restrictive personal wealth opportunities (for the average Joe) - unequivacol support for… Read more »

 

The smash-up arrived. A hyper-powered LNP vote - not just above 50 per cent but half way to 60 per cent - drove into Brisbane and parked on the footpaths, the lawns and the median strips.

I say, that was a surprise! Pic: Jamie Hanson

The LNP has secured the greatest majority in Australian electoral history.

The territory from Ashgrove and Mount Coot-tha to Everton and Stafford over to Brisbane Central and Greenslopes was painted blue.

The Premier’s seat of South Brisbane went down to the wire. This morning Anna Bligh has no finger nails and will just hang on. Nearby Bulimba has a blue glow that may grow.

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  • stephen says:

    11:50am | 26/03/12

    fair enough that labor is in trouble.  To my mind the biggest issue is Abbot cannot personally break through his own unpopularity barrier. The proverbial drovers dog should be more popular than Julia. Read more »

  • Sarahh says:

    11:24am | 26/03/12

    Ben maybe it was your terrible spelling that kept your comments from being published?  That was not easy to read. Read more »

 

In his six types of ill-fated armies, the brilliant Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu identified one called “crumbling”.

How the cupcake crumbles. Pic: Dean Martin

“If the higher officers are angry and insubordinate, engaging the enemy themselves out of unrestrained anger while the general does not yet know their capabilities, it is termed crumbling,” Sun Tzu wrote more than two millennia ago.

While the Bligh Government’s first - and last - full term does not fit this description perfectly, there is something in a correlation of the two.

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  • TimB says:

    08:16pm | 25/03/12

    “Yes Peter. The blustered Liberals are not listening to the people by keeping Abbott as leader.” Which people? Labor voters? Why should the Libs give a toss what they think? “Why take a chance and miss the opportunity for a majority govt by clinging on to Abbott.” Because the polls… Read more »

  • Tailor says:

    03:29pm | 25/03/12

    Running a country is like running a business or a household budget. The labor party are filled with professional political graduates, with no real experience in creating or sticking to a budget. The comment from one of the ministers about the unwanted email system that “It didn’t cost anything because… Read more »

 

“When the tide goes out in Queensland,” a senior Labor figure said yesterday, “it goes out more quickly and more deeply than anywhere else.”

Grinning and bearing it. Pic: Jack Tran

It’s true. Think the 1974 state election when Labor was reduced to 11 MPs - a cricket team. Think 2001 when Peter Beattie destroyed the conservatives and won 66 seats in the 89 member state parliament.

Or think the 1975 federal election, when an anti-Labor tide affected the whole country but in Queensland left the party with just one seat and less than 40 per cent of the vote after preferences.

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  • sunny says:

    11:08pm | 04/04/12

    @Steve the pirate - you must be someone who has achieved a decent amount of success in your life, intelligent enough to get all wrapped up in yourself yet not be able to see beyond your own nose. Buckley’s chance of you looking 10 years into the future let alone… Read more »

  • Steve the pirate says:

    02:11pm | 30/03/12

    @sunny you must be a labor voter from Melbourne who has an arts degree majoring in sweet fuck all which is making it hard for you to find work,  you see an opportunity to get a free lunch from juliar and her mob of incompetence (couldnt call it a government)… Read more »

 

Someone deep inside the Labor bunker provided an exquisite campaign truth this week. Discussing the increasingly desperate Labor tactics - distilled to something along the lines of “if you touch that button your children will die” - this pie-eyed strategist had one point to make.

See, someone loves me… Picture: Lyndon Mechielsen

“Mate,” he said, echoing generations of Labor persuaders, “can you imagine where we would be if we had been discussing Queensland Health for the last four weeks?”

While I’ve cleaned that quote up, discarding the Tourette syndrome tendencies that everyone close to this madness can’t avoid this week, it has an essential truth. Some people reckon Labor has trashed itself with its last-roll-of-the-dice campaign.

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  • insulted says:

    09:14am | 24/03/12

    This LNP campaign that seems to be built on the idea that all Queensland voters are too stupid to count for themselves…or where “near enough is good enough” (14 is kinda close to 20…if you squint and don’t look at the details) doesn’t inspire faith in their ideals or potential… Read more »

 

At the South by South-West music conference in Austin, Texas, last Thursday, Bruce Springsteen let a brilliant cat out of the bag. He junked the supposed key to modern politics: authenticity. In a 50-minute address, Springsteen said it’s not real.

Spot the fake… Picture: Peter Wallis

“There is no right way, no pure way of doing it,” said the Boss to a packed auditorium. “There’s just doing it. We live in a post-authentic world. Today authenticity is a house of mirrors. It’s all just what you’re bringing when the lights go down. It’s your teachers, your influences, your personal history.

“At the end of the day it’s the power and purpose of your music. It still matters.” Anyone who watches modern politics will recognise the profound truth in what Springsteen says.

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  • Lie Lover? says:

    07:51am | 22/03/12

    Bring back the Upper House! We need a mechanism for stopping the power of the Government of the day doing whatever they want regardless of good governance issues. Read more »

  • Angry God of Townsville says:

    08:03pm | 21/03/12

    Dan, if you think that was disturbing, then you are going to wake up screaming on Sunday. My guess is you are one of the 300+ Media management positions within the Cabinet in Queensland and will be soon having to look for a job an conditions created by the people… Read more »

 

Bob Katter once stated with certainty that there were no homosexuals in Far North Queensland. He even promised to walk backwards from Bourke if there were.

Wonder what they're doing behind those pixels…

By Katter’s logic (if only there were a handy guidebook) even if Campbell Newman’s top priority should he win the election was to rush gay marriage through the parliament, no one in Bob’s neck of the woods would feel compelled to take advantage of it.

Ipso facto - “family values” would remain unmolested and we can all just carry on as we were.

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  • undercover politician says:

    08:03pm | 19/03/12

    Yeah katter may not support gay marriage, at least his honest guys. Consider this, the law the gay community wants to change is at a fedral level with a major vote to pass, now knowing this. What the hell do you think campbell neuman is going to do. NOTHING. It… Read more »

  • undercover politican says:

    09:44pm | 17/03/12

    I think you guys are missing the whole point, its time to show alp and lnp were sick of there lies. Anna sold off assests in qld, who suffers alk of us whether your striaght or not, campells policy even erodes more of our rights in his new policies,  gillard… Read more »

 

Queensland finally is in real election mode and I finally saw an election ad on television last night. During a campaign, voters are treated to positive ads and negative ads and last night we had the first “positive” ad from Labor.

Even this chopper can't rescue Anna Bligh… Picture: Cameron Laird

I think it’s positive. It’s a confusing shot over the bow because this advertisement shows various photos and footage of Premier Anna Bligh during last year’s flood and cyclone crises. She jumps from helicopters, hugs victims, walks through muddy water and looks less than perfect in the middle of Queensland’s biggest natural disaster on record.

The background voice is of Bligh making the “We are Queenslanders” speech during one of her press conference updates during the floods last year.

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  • Patricia Barton says:

    11:19am | 22/02/12

    I’m an ex-cockroach of 23 years. C’mon Queenslanders let’s beat NSW. I’m now a Queenslander too. Go for it RANK FRANK we as voters and Q’landers can out do not only NSW we’ll outdo Anna too. Read more »

  • Patricia Barton says:

    11:07am | 22/02/12

    John K: She has her very own re-run, perhaps a larger tragedy would help ... however, word in my street is she would get blooooown away. Read more »

 

Julia Gillard needs time to repair her scarified personal standing in the broad electorate and this year simply will not give it to her. She also needs time to reorient political debate to economic management and other areas of relative Government strength. Again there simply will not be enough days for her in 2012.

Cartoon: Mark Knight

This is a measure of both the magnitude of the Prime Minister’s plight and the crammed agendas for this year, the crucial positioning period leading up to the scheduled election in 2013.

This week Ms Gillard and Opposition Leader Tony Abbott will bid to impose their own structure on the national debate in major speeches—Mr Abbott tomorrow and Ms Gillard the day after.

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  • Tom says:

    03:48pm | 31/01/12

    Andrew,  ...  “hey shes victorian so that enough reason to vote for her”. Are you saying that her opponent for the seat will not be also living in Victoria? Read more »

  • Tom says:

    03:26pm | 31/01/12

    AdamC, when all else fails, try acting with integrity? It is such a left-field idea for Labor, it would wrong foot a lot of people. Read more »

 

We’re off to the polls on 24 March. If you’re confused about what’s happening in Queensland with our State election, I’d like to help confuse you more.

I've got this much chance of .... yeah, ok, I'm exaggerating. Picture Jono Searle

The biggest complicating factor for the Queensland General Election, which is due before the end of March was the local government elections were due on 31 March. That left Premier Bligh with either dates of 18 or 24 February, or get mixed up in Easter or wait until May and by then she wouldn’t have a mandate.

The Electoral Commission Queensland has asked repeatedly for a six-week buffer between the two general elections. To her credit, Premier Bligh has respected that and shunted the local government elections to April or May and scheduled the General Election for 24 March.

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  • Jaime says:

    12:00pm | 03/02/12

    Lots of comments on merits (or otherwise) of Newman and the LNP-who are certainly no paragons of organisation. But, they haven’t been in government either, so the ALP really only has sleaze to run on, although that’s a pretty common tactic in politics for the desperate. Pretty simple really, the… Read more »

  • Noel says:

    04:24pm | 29/01/12

    Yeah, that worked real well at the last Federal election didn’t it? Read more »

 

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