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Late last Friday, on the eve of the ANZAC Day weekend, the Melbourne Storm scandal raged in the Australian media. It was then that the Rudd Government chose to announce in a statement that it was reversing its policy of allowing non-residents into the Australian housing market in unprecedented numbers.

It was the third policy backflip in as many days, all under the cover of the media storm about the Melbourne Rugby League club. First, the government pulled the plug on its home insulation scheme, citing the billion dollars required to clean-up its previous mess.
Then it surreptitiously announced that the promised 230 child care centres would not be built, also by media release.
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As you get older and more cynical it gets harder for governments’ mendacity to surprise you. But yesterday the Rudd regime announced a plan so creepy and ill-thought out that it made me want to vomit.

Responding to concerns over skyrocketing house prices which are - in my opinion - primarily a result of its own immigration policy and its refusal to do anything about the rort that is negative gearing, the government annouced it was reversing its 2008 decision to liberalise the rules for foreigners who want to buy property in Australia.
Those rules had been relaxed during the GFC panic and had - allegedy - led to an influx of foreign buyers to Australia, driving up house prices and forcing decent Australians to sleep eight a room in conditions not seen since the dark days of the 1930s. Or something.
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Ryan says:
It appears that “foreign” is a race when you want to pull out the ole’ racism card to accuse average hard working Aussies just trying to buy a home of being racist rednecks. Read more »
If you attend an auction in the eastern suburbs of Melbourne, the chances are that the winning bidder will be a foreign buyer. In recent months, Australians have become increasingly frustrated that they are being outbid for residential properties.

Young people wanting to establish a home have found that the expected prices are being pushed higher and higher.
This is having a flow-on effect through the property market as potential buyers shift their attention to other suburbs. The consequence is a further escalation in prices. Most young buyers are being pushed further and further towards the outskirts of the metropolitan area.
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Property buyers Ipswich says:
The economy of the Colchester property does not depends on any one particular field. It gets benefited from wide range of economy. Read more »
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Facepalm says:
“Vote Random” Or better yet, leave your ballot blank. Read more »
Is it only in obnoxious cities like Sydney where people bang on about interest rates and property prices?

And is it just people I’ve met or is it all of you? Don’t lie – I watch a lot of TV and judging by the nightly news and those current affairs programmes on commercial stations, everyone is obsessed with this stuff.
There are endless stories on the big banks ripping us off with higher rates, tips on how to invest in property, what the next hot areas to buy into will be etc etc.
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Carrie Miller says:
And I’d love you too Kat but I’m guessing you’re a girl and that State wouldn’t approve. Read more »
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Catharine Lumby says:
Carrie, Marx was right about many things. Despite having read him in German (I’ll sue Syd Uni one day for making me do that) let me observe that when you have a ton of money you don’t give a sparrow’s fart about mortgages anymore. What you care about is being… Read more »
Congratulations hoons: you are officially the most annoying people in Australia, by a statistical mile. Almost half - yes, half - of all Australians believe dangerous or noisy driving is a problem in their neighbourhood, according to data published today.

At first it might seem staggering that 45.3 per cent of Australians say hooning is a problem in their neighbourhood but when you think about it, how surprising is it really? How often are phone conversations or the break-up line in Sex and The City drowned out by some tool gunning his Subaru down the street? And for every single person in the street who has settled in for the evening, the experience is exactly the same.
(While we’re at it can I add to that the guys noodling about on their Harleys, not just the bikies who have an excuse but the middle managers from accounting firms who take out the Chopper after a stressful day of Excel.)
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Proclaimer Racer & Safe Driver says:
Up front, I am an amateur race car driver. I love my car and love racing, but not on the road at the possible expense of others. So am I a hoon?? I would say no. The so called Hoon mentality is a result of modern culture and urbanisation. It… Read more »
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Car enthusiast not hoon. says:
Open up more tracks at accessible prices, with more frequency, not one event every 3 months 80KM’s away from the CBD… This government tends to either ban or tax as a solution to everything. Read more »
The NSW State Government has built a house.

It’s got three bedrooms, rooftop solar panels, state-of-the-art lighting, water-saving appliances, a fuel cell that converts gas to electricity, a worm farm and an electric car. Located in a nice suburb it’s around 30 minutes from Sydney CBD and comes with a 12 month lease. It’s also 100 per cent rent free.
As any member of the begrudging, under-slept and over-caffeinated Sydney rental set will tell you, there’s few opportunities like it. In fact you’d have to see it to believe it. And you wouldn’t be the only one.
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Charles Kelly says:
That’s not good at all Brendon, and I’m sorry to hear about it. It’s yet another case of systemic incompetence by the DoH. I think the way it SHOULD work is that the DoH pays the landlord the rent, and then it’s up to them to recoup the money from… Read more »
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Brendon says:
Hi Charles, Hmm- good idea, but I’ve been stung with this. My investment property was leased through DoH and rent fell behind - there was nothing I could do, the property was trashed and I was the one left standing empty handed - the tenant stayed for two more months,… Read more »
It’s time for a hard conversation about money. Some Australians, it seems, have literally bet their houses on interest rates staying at the current record lows.

There’s a stock-standard way of reporting the outcome of a Reserve Bank meeting in which the board decides to leave the target cash rate unchanged. You’ll have heard it on radio: “Homeowners can breathe a sigh of relief after the RBA left interest rates on hold”.
But with interest rates as low as they are, any homeowner who is really holding their breath waiting for the RBA decision these days is, quite simply, living beyond their means.
Continue reading "If rate rises are hurting now, you need a smaller house" »
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Vicki PS says:
Tom, while it may be true that house prices have risen disproportionately, it’s worth remembering that 28 years ago, when I bought my first home, home loan interest rates were around 13.5%, and continue to rise to peak at 16%. That had a marked effect on affordability! Read more »
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Steve of Cornubia says:
@ not a bogan - I’ve been made redundant five times, recd a payment once. Plenty of people get redundancy payments today; they just have to be a member of a strong union, in a large organisation. As for ‘cheap’ houses, how about $249K, fully renovated, 45mins to Brisbane CBD… Read more »
IT seems incredible but barely two years into the greatest depression/recession/downturn/hiccup (take your pick) the world has suffered since the 1930s, we’re already talking about bubbles again.

Experts fear the 30 per cent surge in the local stock market since March – mirroring a similar spike on Wall Street – is building into a premature and unsustainable bubble crying out to be pricked.
Reserve Bank boss Glenn Stevens reckons the housing market, fuelled by record low interest rates and the government’s first-home owners giveaway, is looking dangerously like a bubble that could need a dose of higher interest rates to deflate.
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My name is barbara. I came here while searching quest of something on google. hope to have a high-minded time here. Read more »
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Terry says:
Clive is correct. Markets will always be influenced by human nature and emotion. The problem comes when governments interfere with so-called free markets, they are only free when the good times roll but when it hits the fan, they get bailed out or given stimulation money. Markets should be left… Read more »

If you’re searching for your first home you’d better find one this week, and you’d better have a healthy deposit, and you’d better hope your job’s secure, and you’d better pick the right suburb and don’t think about relying on the economic downturn to help you out.
No pressure but the Commonwealth Bank and BIS Shrapnel have in the past couple of days butted into the dreams of thousands of Australians and promptly turned them into a nightmare.
Contrary to all dining table predictions BIS Shrapnel today said house prices will go up 20 per cent over the next three years. This as CBA raised its fixed rate, after last week being the first to break ranks and lift its variable rate. Expect the rest of the banks to follow at a respectable distance, as soon as Wayne Swan stops holding press conferences to talk about team work and heavy lifting.
So prices are going up, rates are going up – and you can’t even get the friendly guy from the bank to take your call. And guess what, it’s your fault.
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jed says:
where’s scott pape when you need him? Read more »
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Baz says:
What a spot on comment dave; give the man a cigar. Read more »
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