Predictions

Humble pie is a real food. Modern derivatives of it are mainly sweet, but the original dish was something like shepherd’s pie, only made with animal entrails rather than meat.

Chow down

So that’s the recipe if you need to serve it up, and there’ll be many ruing their failed election result predictions today. Including me. Offal, yum.

But whatever about numbers of seats there were a range of predictions and arguments about the risks and opportunities in the campaign for both sides that never materialised. So here, totally subjectively, in no particular order and without pointing fingers, is a list of the top 10 campaign theories put about by smartypantses of all persuasions that turned out to be wrong. Please add your favourite wrong predictions and analyses in the comments.

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  • FUTURE OF AUSTRALIA! says:

    10:46am | 27/08/10

    Sick of people going on and on about Tony Abbott and abortion well ateleast he is consistent not like Ms Gillard who so varied her position on late term abortion to the womens Weekly for political expediency!  Gillard was not consistent in the WW, as to her firmly entrenched Emilys… Read more »

  • James1 says:

    02:21pm | 26/08/10

    I’m pretty sure that feeling is mutual. Read more »

 

It's 2010 and Julia Gillard is celebrating seeing off Kevin Rudd. Picture: Ray Strange and his time machine

Whilst becoming a journalist holds as much interest to me as being a Liberal MP does for Laura Tingle, I find a great deal of attraction in using my inaugural contribution to thepunch.com.au to make some predictions for the next 12 months in Australian politics.

The golden rule for an MP is not to become a political commentator, and long term predictions in politics are a dangerous business. 

This high risk indulgence is completely irresistible to our competitive friends in the Canberra Press Gallery.  Often they will be based around election timing, leadership and of course who will win the next election.

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  • Edos says:

    01:12am | 25/06/10

    Wow, cant believe he acctually picked it. The odds must have been 100 to 1. Well done Pete. Politics in Australia is joke anyway. The only role for a PM in this country is to piss in the wind which is why you’ll never see me vote till i see… Read more »

  • John says:

    07:44pm | 06/10/09

    Hey Mr Dutton!  if you are so confident the Liberals will win the next election so easily, why have you deserted Dickson and tried to get another seat?  Have a crisis of confidence, Sonny? Read more »

 

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