Poultry
“I held her underwater until I knew she was dead” said a woman. The rest of us nod, squirreling away this method as a future possibility.
I am among mothers congregating at the school gate, waiting for the bell. We look like the type of congregating mothers who give congregating mothers a bad name. The gutter stretching behind us is littered with abandoned 4WDs - doors resting open - some pregnant with healthy prams. A toddler, resigned to boring talk at this time of day, is spinning inconveniently on the footpath.
Another woman presses for more detail - keen to know if there was a struggle before drowning. No, she was weak from disease. Our voices jockey to make the next disclosure of killing.
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