Postcard

After four or so months in New York City, I am heading back to Australia this week for a quickie eight-day Christmas break. And I’m already dreaming of a bright Christmas. I might not get it.

Deep freeze in Prospect Park, Brooklyn, NY. Picture: AFP

In true made-for-TV movie style, a massive snow storm is crawling up the east coast of America this weekend, delaying flights and disrupting travellers heading home for the holidays.

My flight from JFK is scheduled for about the time the blizzard’s supposed to hit New York.

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  • Shawn says:

    03:59am | 09/01/10

    Hey Sherlock: Global warning doesn’t mean there will never be cold days or snow. Why don’t you educate yourself about the facts, drop the desperate reactionary childishness and get a life? Read more »

  • jp says:

    09:50am | 23/12/09

    I love New York - I have family there, and have visited it several times from the 1980’s to my last visit in 2006 and can’t wait to go back again. There have been so many changes over the past 30 years. But I think it’s really the frenetic energy… Read more »

 

Ascot: where the only thing bigger than the hats is the haughty attitudes.

The arrival of summer brings with it the social season in Britain. During the heyday of the aristocracy, the midsummer would see “well-bred” girls make their grand entry into society. At lavish balls, witty and fine-eyed Lizzys would meet their Mister Darcys. Plain Janes without suitors would be left to contemplate their future as spinsters or governesses.

Things have, of course, changed. But for the most part, the Season remains, and is accompanied by just as much genteel anticipation as it would have been during Georgian and Victorian times. The Wimbledon tennis, the Henley Royal Regatta, the Cartier International Polo are all regarded in some circles as events at which one must be seen. Late last week, I headed to what many now consider to be the opening round of the Season: the races at Royal Ascot.

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  • UnioreRer says:

    02:59pm | 14/07/09

    They were all situated in different parts of Canada.  <a >flamingo golf</a>  Llantrisant over the mountains.  <a >highland ranch sports medicine</a>  You are to stage it, of course.  <a >outside patio furniture</a>  Marcel Reney also wrote to M.  <a >kids things</a>  It must spare the host long enough to find… Read more »

  • stephen says:

    10:47pm | 27/06/09

    There’s no substitute for class, bro’. Read more »

 

Luke warm wave hits Wimbledon.

I had to check that the date on the paper wasn’t April 1. Under the headline “Tanfastic – Time to strip off as spring hots up” readers were breathlessly warned that: “Sun-seekers should gear up for the hottest day of the year today as temperatures reach a balmy 22 degrees.

“The unrivalled hot weather – 76 degrees Fahrenheit – follows a mixed Easter weekend of blue skies dotted with showers.”

I can’t now recall whether the temperature reached the “balmy” heights of 22 on that April day but the story marked the beginning of the annual season for predicting that Britain will have a scorching summer.

Since then people have been warned to expect to “swelter” during a “blistering” summer.

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  • Johnv_au says:

    10:36am | 04/08/09

    Get over it the UK is a cold country I have been in australia for 30 years and my kids are aussies but please find somethine else to talk about if its not hide your money under the soap its the weather or the winging or the warm beer are… Read more »

  • RobJ says:

    09:18am | 24/06/09

    It’s all relative, like when Aussies say “It’s freezing” when in fact it isn’t, it isn’t anywhere near freezing ;o) “Fish is a BBC weatherman who got one forecast so horribly wrong that his infamy has lasted for more than 20 years and his name is basically a byword here… Read more »

 

No longer public house

Moving house is thirsty work. Once I’d dropped both bags on the floor and decided in which corner to shove a severely neglected surfboard it was time to check out what my new south London neighbourhood had to offer.

Top of the list, naturally, was a good pub. Even though global warming is predicted to turn London into Cairns-by-the-Thames it’s still worth having a reliable boozer at hand for that odd changeable day.
To my alarm, when I walked into the nearest pub on the Old Kent Road the battleaxe of a barmaid was actually a battleaxe of a receptionist. The pub had been turned into a doctor’s surgery.

A private school for girls nearby my new home has taken over the pub next door and most of the convenience stores in the area once had taps and bar stools. One supermarket chain is reported to be in talks to buy 200 pubs in a single deal. There must be one hell of a growing pile of sticky carpets somewhere in London.

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  • Steve Atkins says:

    08:56pm | 04/06/09

    It seems to be world wide phenomeneon then Heath. As you know quality pubs in Sydney are as rare as a satisfied sheila after a date with Hildebrand…whoops I digress to off topic . As evil as closure though is surely the gentryfying of hotels that have replaced atmosphere ,… Read more »

  • Carly Chynoweth says:

    06:11pm | 04/06/09

    You found a village with a phonebox? Was it working? Read more »

 

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