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Yet again, Mr Rudd has announced plans for his lame My School website in the name of lifting the standards of all Australian schools. And yet again, he’s missed the boat with his scheme to publicise next month’s National Assessment Program Literacy and Numeracy (NAPLAN) tests. If he was really serious about improving the educational lot of all young people, he’d take the lead of Australia’s most prestigious learning institution: Geelong Grammar.

Or you could have one an expensive Covered Outdoor Learning Area like this one.

Doing its best in its quest to bridge the ever widening gap between the educational haves and have-nots, Grammar recently opened a $16 million ‘wellness’ facility - humbly described on the school’s website as “an exciting new direction in education, building confidence, optimism and success in young people”. Thank god. This sort of service couldn’t have come soon enough to some of the most advantaged elites in our community.

Students of Australia’s richest learning establishment finally have access to two indoor courts, a 25 metre heated pool, large gymnasium with a weights room, ergometers, aerobics and dance areas, teaching spaces, a café, health information areas with online resources, a nine-bed medical facility, and doctors’ consultation rooms.

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  • matt says:

    12:31am | 19/04/10

    or you could make a well BEING center which is an actual word Read more »

  • anna says:

    12:00pm | 18/04/10

    i work at schools which have all this already except the gym and they’re all public schools. They would be better encouraged to do after school or weekend activities handing out brochures that really targets what they want to do not a pool a cafe a gym which is going… Read more »

 

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