Pope
I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed by a gruff demand to “come with me” in Turkey, but I managed to get away. I’ve never found myself pregnant against my will. I’ve never had to ask myself - could I bear and rear a child of my rapist? But plenty of women do.

Since my childhood, I’ve had access to sex education (while it’s come far since the early 80s, we did learn the basics of contraception and pregnancy), free reproductive health care (courtesy of the government’s family planning clinics, I could get free pap smears and advice on and access to contraception), and education and employment, which has given me some freedom and say over my own life, and hence my body.
But then there’s millions upon millions of young women and girls, both here in Australia and elsewhere, who don’t have these things.
Continue reading "Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?" »
It’s in the Catholic Rulebook, more commonly known as the Bible, that any Catholic can be Pope. The next one should totes be me.

To those who say, ‘Why you?’
I reply, ‘Why not?’
Just in case that flawless argument isn’t enough, let me expand.
Latest 2 of 109 comments
View all comments-
marley says:
You know, Punch, I’m getting tired of all this religious nonsense, and the anti-religious nonsense that seems to go with it. I’ve known many fine, highly intelligent, decent and giving people who were (and are) religious - from various branches of Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism, Sikhism and Buddhism plus a… Read more »
-
Zac says:
@Dale, While sitting on your moral highness and trying to sort out the Catholic Church, let me ask you this: How do you know there is right and wrong or good or bad in the first place? Your Atheist postion can never bring you to such conclusion. How can such… Read more »
As the Christian world begins the season of lent in preparation for Easter, there could be no greater surprise than the news that Pope Benedict XVI will step down from the Papacy on February 28.

Even though the reasons of deteriorating health are valid for an 85 year old pontiff, having not seen a Papal abdication since Pope Celestine V in 1296, (and even before then they were rare), the decision has met with expected shock.
Pope Benedict is the 264th successor of the Apostle Peter in a line that has seen empires rise and fall and dynasties come and go. No institution is able to claim a more ancient status than the Catholic Church and the papacy.
Continue reading "Pope springs eternal for the Catholic Church" »
Latest 2 of 240 comments
View all comments-
My God says:
It’s actually British progressive rock band Jethro Tull, Mick. its song writer, Ian Anderson has confirmed over time with his work a keen interest in the esoteric and mysteries. Maybe if you weaned yourself off the fiction and opened your mind you would discover a world of mystery and spiritulity… Read more »
-
the aussie pope says:
Next Pope is Tony Abbott Next PM is Tony Abbott. Move the Vatican to Canberra so that Tony Abbott can do both jobs simultaneously Read more »
In a major global exclusive, The Punch has received a sneak glimpse into the Twitter feed of Pope Benedict XVI.

Despite boasting hundreds of thousands of followers since joining Twitter with the handle @pontifex overnight, His Holiness is yet to tweet.
However, the Pontiff is said to have a dozen or so pithy 140 character pronouncements ready to roll, just as soon as he can find a biblical passage to prove that God, not science, is relaying his Tweets to the world.
Continue reading "Vatileaks: An exclusive look at the Pope’s Twitter feed" »
Latest 2 of 64 comments
View all comments-
pfffft says:
Thppptfft is the most intelligent thing that has ever come from anthony sharwood Read more »
-
TheRealDave says:
I thought it was pretty obvious Tubesteak Read more »
I can see why the new atheist commentators Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins want to take on the Pope. Here is someone who fears what Gareth Evans called “relevance deprivation”. He fears it for himself as Pope, he fears it for the Church. To bolster the declining authority of the Church, he has set up the straw man of “aggressive secularism” and sets his adherents against it.

Religion, the Pope told Britons in his trip this month, is being “marginalised”, relegated to the “purely private sphere”. Believers holding public roles are being asked to act against their conscience, he claims. Secularism, Britains were warned, no longer values or tolerates their traditional values such as honesty, respect and fair-mindedness.
Your Holiness, this is rubbish – ideologically motivated rubbish.
Latest 2 of 169 comments
View all comments-
Badger says:
Well, good on you if you “prefer education over restrictions”, Jade, but that is not the prerogative of the secularists. In other areas - for example, racial vilification - some religious and some secular people support legal bans, other religious and other secular people support education as the solution. In… Read more »
-
True Believer says:
I find it depressing that so many who know so little expound so much about what they do not know and think they are clever. For those who only rabbit on about the Roman Catholic Church, not all Christians are Catholics. Just as not all church-goers and those who lord… Read more »
Welcome to Friday @ The Punch
Today in 1978 the Vatican elected a non-Italian leader for the first time in 455 years. Polish Cardinal Karol Wojtyla became Pope John Paul II. At only 58 years of age he was also one of the youngest popes in history.
Latest 2 of 9 comments
View all comments-
stephen says:
He’s a bit different than the chap they have now. The current fellow can speak 10 languages, writes a book a week and when he looks into space, suddenly a wall comes up.(He’s not a common man) John Paul was a man for everybody, because he loved people. He had… Read more »
-
shabangabang says:
@Simmo, I know quite a few places that are doing that, mostly overseas, though. What happens is they work 10 hours a day Mon-Thur and have Fri-Sat-Sun off. Would happily do it myself. Read more »
One of the logical difficulties in being an atheist is the body of well-documented cases where individuals have used faith and prayer to defy the odds when science and reason suggested that all hope was truly lost.

Atheism holds that all religion is fantasy and that its adherents have deluded themselves into believing in the existence of an all-powerful being with whom you can communicate via prayer.
On paper it sounds absurd. The only difficulty is – and I write this as a non-believer – it sometimes seems to work. If I were Sophie Delezio’s Dad I would probably regard the fact that this poor little girl had been hit not once but twice by a car as an argument against the existence of an all-powerful, all-loving God. But for the Delezios, whose faith was already strong before these two crashes, their convictions were strengthened by their ordeal.
Continue reading "Sorry PM, who are we trying to canonise here?" »
Latest 2 of 26 comments
View all comments-
John says:
“...the body of well-documented cases where individuals have used faith and prayer to defy the odds when science and reason suggested all hope was lost.” Really? What a load of rubbish, please use some thought and reason before you write anything so stupid again. There have been several studies that… Read more »
-
B.wendt says:
The oldest trik in the spy game.tell the double agent what to tell the enemy so the enemy ends up with eggs on the face Read more »
Facebook Recommendations
Read all about it
Punch live
Up to the minute Twitter chatter
Recent posts
The latest and greatest
The Punch is moving house
Good morning Punchers. After four years of excellent fun and great conversation, this is the final post…
Will Pope Francis have the vision to tackle this?
I have had some close calls, one that involved what looked to me like an AK47 pointed my way, followed…
Advocating risk management is not “victim blaming”
In a world in which there are still people who subscribe to the vile notion that certain victims of sexual…
Nosebleed Section
choice ringside rantings
From: Hasbro, go straight to gaol, do not pass go
Tim says:
They should update other things in the game too. Instead of a get out of jail free card, they should have a Dodgy Lawyer card that not only gets you out of jail straight away but also gives you a fat payout in compensation for daring to arrest you in the first place. Instead of getting a hotel when you… [read more]From: A guide to summer festivals especially if you wouldn’t go
Kel says:
If you want a festival for older people or for families alike, get amongst the respectable punters at Bluesfest. A truly amazing festival experience to be had of ALL AGES. And all the young "festivalgoers" usually write themselves off on the first night, only to never hear from them again the rest of… [read more]Gentle jabs to the ribs
Superman needs saving
Can somebody please save Superman? He seems to be going through a bit of a crisis. Eighteen months ago,… Read more
Latest 2 of 122 comments
View all commentsAdd your comment