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Update Saturday 6am, map addition: Herman Rockefeller is dead. Two people have been charged with his murder. The Herald Sun reports police are investigating a swingers’ website that may have led to a meeting between the suspects and Mr Rockefeller.

Excerpts from the court report: Mario Schembri, 57, from Wallan, and Bernadette Denny, of Hadfield, have each been charged with one count of murder. A detective told Melbourne Magistrate’s Court both had admitted being involved in an altercation with Rockefeller on the night he vanished. They also admitted to police that they had assisted in the disposal of the body, the court was told. Police were taken to a residence in View St, Glenroy, where it is understood that human remains were believed to have been buried in the back yard.

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You may have seen this photo this morning taken by a photographer from local Melbourne newspaper the Preston Leader.

Photo by Adam Elwood

The common Grey Kangaroo (let’s call him Joey McCutie to personalise the plight of the species) had just been hit by and was laying seriously injured on the tram tracks in Bundoora. Here are the Leader and Herald-Sun stories.

The police officer’s decision to shoot Joey McCutie twice in the head was apparently a pretty sensible decision in light of its injuries, but it has prompted some pretty odd criticism from the RSPCA.

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  • Kay says:

    03:14pm | 23/02/10

    Has anyone of you considered the death of joey when the roo is shot? One shot, two lives!! If the cop could remove the injured kangaroo to a safer place and waited for a Wildlife ranger, we would have more chance to save one of the lives at least. It’s… Read more »

  • Simba says:

    01:17pm | 01/02/10

    probably a bit late now, but those nimrods complaining about the two shots. you are actually trained to fire twice; it is called a double tap.  Additionally, that Smith and Wesson revolver that the officer is using is useless.  Renowned for total inaccuracy even at point blank range.  Why on… Read more »

 

We should cut the coppers some slack as they grapple with the public handling of the attacks on Indian students in Melbourne.

Victorian Police Commissioner Simon Overland.

Policing has long been a closed culture. Less than a generation ago the only way police reporters could get stories was to spend months or even years hanging around the Police Club, drinking with detectives and slowly building enough trust to get the inside running on big stories. These days, whenever a cat gets stuck up a tree there’s an expectation that an all-in press conference will follow within the hour to discuss its breed, name, and how the pesky little varmint got up there in the first place. 

There is no point in police complaining about this. It’s a reflection of the public’s legitimate conviction that information should flow freely from every arm of government. People have a right to know what is happening in their community and, these days, it is the job of the police to tell them.

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  • liju says:

    09:58pm | 30/01/10

    yeh Mark, Paul etc, one easily gets tiered when truth is spoken on to your face. Just go back to your own history to learn how “less racist” Aussies have been throught your own history esp western australia since James starling. Look into fate of the natives. Read about the… Read more »

  • Peter says:

    11:21pm | 28/01/10

    I’m fast getting tired of all this racism talk in the media. Isn’t it considered racism to apply generalisations to a group of people based on their nationality? And yet that’s what’s increasingly happening to us when Indian and American press point their finger and say that Aussies are racist.… Read more »

 

That’s it. We’ve arrived at what is officially termed the Dizzy Limit.

Welcome to Sydney, can we offer you some Fanta?

NSW Police, warming to their recent self-appointment as a freelance social policy think tank, trustee of public morality and holy rolling temperance society, have announced that Australia Day should be as dry as the Nullarbor Plain. Starting now.

They have reasonable cause. Shockingly, some people treat such occasions as an opportunity to get on the squirt and a small minority of those consequently get stupid and some proportion of those play up and a fraction of those become violent and commit felonies.

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  • Anon says:

    06:31pm | 20/01/10

    Bit rich from a bloke who was Chief of Staff while the bikie legislation went through, criminalising, for the first time in hundreds of years of common law practice, the simple act of being in company with another person. Noble sentiments indeed, but not what this fella practiced when he… Read more »

  • Poider says:

    12:32pm | 19/01/10

    I reckon some boss was sucking up to Skippy.  Jeez, the New South Wales coppers getting fussed about people getting on the piss?  Whatever happened to the old line that you’re no good as a copper if you can’t do the job pissed as well as sober?  Bloody wowser bosses. Read more »

 

What really defines these three aspects of our society: Its race or colour? Peace or violence? Street crime or racial crime?

Nitin Garg's mourning family in India

You might have thought that race, peace and street crime are more commonly seen in our society. People generally do. But take a second to think about your answers. 

To my mind, every person who lives in Australia should be given a ‘fair go’, an ideal that many Australians aim to hold. Australia was built by immigrants, and the influence of immigrants stretches broadly throughout society.

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  • Bill says:

    11:16am | 17/01/10

    Interesting to see ten Australians listed as being killed in India.  Let’s hope we see the same Punch ‘outrage’ shown about Indians being killed here.  I also want to hear from Amit, but I bet we won’t. Read more »

  • LuckyLady says:

    03:02pm | 11/01/10

    This article is sickening. The Punch must be desperate for journalists to publish this. The reality is, we don’t know who has committed these crimes. It may be other Indian students for all we know. I come from New South Wales and the people here are very tolerant of all… Read more »

 

If you read the headlines, late-night violence in Melbourne is out of control.

Just another night out on the beers in Melbourne.Photo: Mike Keating.

To a degree this is true, but we have little chance of curbing the problem with illogical solutions.

Take some of the measures proposed in the past fortnight, for example. Firstly, there was the party promoter who banned “metrosexuals” from the Ding Dong Lounge.

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  • Knightyme says:

    03:07am | 29/11/09

    Further to my comment above. The DL smart card would also enforce a 0% blood alcohol limit for at least 50% of the time someone is on restricted Alcohol conditions. I say restricted, because I think it fair(ish) that they cant buy alcohol but their friends can.  The catch is… Read more »

  • TLC says:

    03:51pm | 27/11/09

    So true. The best statement I read in years. Read more »

 

Well another day and yet another useless decision on alcohol.

A woman passed out at the Melbourne Cup. Photo John Hargest

Victoria Police will today continue their blitz on drunks at races with the running of the Oaks at Flemington.

Now it’s great that police are targeting these people to stop alcohol fuelled violence, but I personally don’t believe it’s the right course of action.

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  • DG says:

    02:04pm | 06/11/09

    J (01:25pm | 06/11/09) “So now ordinary people have to monitor their behavior at public events or else they risk unflattering photos being plastered all over news internet sites” I’m genuinely worried that it takes a photo on the internet to make some people realise that they should monitor their… Read more »

  • J of WF says:

    01:57pm | 06/11/09

    J: If people are silly enough to get smashed in a public setting and place themselves at risk then they do run the risk of having their picture splashed across the national media. I’m not a wowser, Ive been very very drunk in public and I’m infinitely lucky that I… Read more »

 

Did I read the story correctly? Now police can’t even fine a person for drunken behaviour in public places? Time to get serious with the idiots who drink to excess, befoul public spaces, wreck the ‘quiet enjoyment’ of others, and divert our accident and emergency teams…

You're nicked: police move in at a wild party in Sydney's west last Saturday.

Here’s the basic principle – if your drunkenness results in police officers, or ambulance officers, or hospital teams, having to deal with you, you pay the full cost of this intervention – call it the ‘abuser pays’ principle.

Now I’d be in favour of bringing back the charge of public drunkenness, but I suspect that the paperwork involved these days for police officers in processing someone charged with an offence deters them from doing so, and we probably don’t have the cell space available.

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  • tek says:

    08:46am | 06/11/09

    I’m 31 years old, and have been binge-drinking for, say 13 years. I love going out, and quite often I drink too much. Often I must been obnoxious, stubborn, boring and/or bad company in general. And at the time I probably thought I was being witty or insightful. I dance… Read more »

  • Josh Trevarthen says:

    04:22pm | 05/11/09

    You can pick at the leaves of a weed all you like and it’ll probably grow stronger than ever, or you can pull the sucker out from the root. It’s requires a fundamental change in our not-as-smart-as-we-think western socities, which means wide open minds in government…a laughable proposition! Alcohol is… Read more »

 

The kid’s “parents” - his “parents” are his mum and her current boyfriend - don’t give a stuff. He hates school, and teachers are relieved when he truants. He will not likely complete the school certificate.

Poor, brutish and nasty: how the break the cycle?

He’s never learnt to control his tongue, and his is the discourse of the gutter. He’s already been before the children’s court a couple of times, and is not scared by the police – in fact one of his highs is the foot chase after a bit of rock throwing.

His security and identity are found in his small group of mates. He can look forward to a life, to quote Hobbes, which is poor, brutish and nasty. Unfortunately for the tax payer, it will not be short.

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  • Elle says:

    12:11am | 29/10/09

    Great article, and great work. Chris, much of what you say is also relevant to children in care (out of home or foster care), particularly regarding the primary adult relationship they need. Same lack of investment (or misguided investment in working with the family at the expense of the individual… Read more »

  • Carl Palmer says:

    03:50pm | 28/10/09

    Chris, David Penberthy made reference to you in an article he posted on The Punch on the 23rd Oct titled “Crimewave turns our most genteel city into a moshpit” where he spoke very highly of the work you were doing and your passion to help disadvantaged kids. I believe wholeheartedly… Read more »

 

A good bit of campaign journalism was launched in Melbourne yesterday by the Sunday Herald Sun in throwing open the debate on whether the drink driving limit should be dropped to .02.

.Freshen your drink governor?

The Sunday reported that 39 people had been killed in Victoria alone in accidents involving drivers under the .005 mark in just the last five years.

Victoria’s Deputy Police Commissioner has tentatively backed the debate, if not quite advocating an actual change to .02

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  • Dave Munro says:

    08:47am | 05/11/09

    Citycentric talk as usual. The current limit allows us country folk, who will never have access to public transport, the opportunity to have a few beers at the local possibly 30km away. The country pub is the community hub and a lower limit would put the final nail in the… Read more »

  • Callum Ryan says:

    02:56pm | 04/11/09

    I think that the level shouldn’t be lowered because a lot of people behave at parties and are responsible and keep ther BAC level below 0.05 and don’t get fined and if the level is dropped they will get fined! Read more »

 

What’s a long weekend in Australia without attempting to drive just a bit too far?

More Police on the roads didn't stop us from driving like idiots

That one extra day can inspire many of us to pack up the car and make the most of it.

But why does that also so often mean that we decide to drive way too fast and far too recklessly?

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  • Elbogrease says:

    07:49pm | 06/10/09

    I agree with Michael Amy and Vox absolutely Read more »

  • Voxpop says:

    06:05pm | 06/10/09

    Michael and Amy - I agree.  But I think these fools are just bad drivers that are not able to confidently merge into traffic - you’ll find they’re the same folk that try to merge onto a freeway doing 80km instead of speeding up to merge fluenlty with traffic at… Read more »

 

Kung-Fu master, movie star and all-round whoop ass machine Bruce Lee found it hard to walk down the street in Hong Kong without being challenged to a fight by some bloke who’d watched too many of his films.

Why would you want to get in a fight with this guy?

Lee would receive letters daily from other Kung Fu academies putting forward their best students for a chance to fight the master. Unsurprisingly Lee was not amused: “I find this sort of thing really annoying, I’m not going to fight with anybody.”

The bashing of AFL superstar Lance “Buddy” Franklin in a Perth nightclub (at least on the facts available) is further evidence of a less sophisticated Australian version of this ego driven phenomena.

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  • Reg Johnson says:

    01:35pm | 30/09/09

    What do you expect, it happened in Perth. The town is smaller than Adelaide…. Read more »

  • Max Payne says:

    01:32pm | 30/09/09

    To Sam, you couldn’t be more wrong if you tried. Footballers DO have the right to go to pubs and clubs and should feel safe like the rest of us (well most of the time anyway). If the police and security guards did their job, fights in pubs/clubs would be… Read more »

 

It was recently revealed that the Victorian Labor Government employs “a small army” of media minders and spin-meisters. But Brumby’s battalions of PR hacks cannot deny the undeniable fact that crime rages out of control.

Who's actually ruling our streets? Illustration: Mark Knight

The evidence is right there in front of us. Our TV screens and newspapers are filled with stories of the street violence that is seemingly an everyday occurrence in Victoria.

It has gotten so bad that even the police are intimidated by the marauding thugs who have come to rule our streets.

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  • Adelaide Female says:

    06:28am | 07/10/09

    Im a hard working 23yr old female, under 60kg, no previous criminal record and actually until recently was seriously looking into becoming a police officer. I very rarely go out into town but went out for a girlfriends birthday on the weekend…and never again will I enter town again.. On… Read more »

  • Mario says:

    11:34am | 10/09/09

    I too have read Freakonomics. I don’t believe that their concepts are directly related to our situation here although I do think that people need to start thinking along their line of thought. You can sit on your leather chairs arguing this stupid point all day long, Mandatory Sentencing -… Read more »

 

Walking to work this morning I saw a dead man sitting at a bus stop.

Would you stop and check this man was alright?

Well he wasn’t actually sitting, he was completely bent over from the waist and his hands dragged onto the concrete in front of him.

He was also surrounded by overfilled shopping bags and dressed in marked jeans and a grubby sweat shirt so at first glance I assumed he was homeless.

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  • Littleozzybloke says:

    03:54pm | 15/09/09

    What makes someone stop and help a total stranger? This is why…because some people out here really do care.. As a local Community Action Group, Our project is to feed the Hungry and the Homeless, any community can do this..and it works. If a few dedicated volunteers looked after those… Read more »

  • Tricia says:

    12:52am | 05/09/09

    Thank you for your article Lucy, it has given me much food for thought.  Thank you also for your bravery in holding up a mirror for all of us to look into….but are we brave enough to look?  The answer will be different for everyone, but at least your article… Read more »

 

There’s one civil liberty which is being glossed over In the debate over the response to street crime in the Melbourne CBD. The freedom to do your job without having the crap kicked out of you.

Sidney Nolan's Death of Constable Scanlon, from his series examining the work of Victorian police-hating pioneer Ned Kelly.

The sickening attack on a plain clothes officer in Little Bourke Street early yesterday - the copper had his jaw broken by a drunken yobbo who king-hit him from behind - has prompted calls from the Victorian Police Union for mandatory jail time for anyone found guilty of assaulting police.

The proposal will no doubt be criticised by civil libertarians as a draconian over-reaction.

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  • Suzana Vuksanovic says:

    07:37pm | 08/10/09

    Don’t become a cop if you’re not prepared to take the risks inherent in such a job. They like to dish it out but take it?  Not so much. Read more »

  • Neil whose sister's a cop says:

    06:13pm | 04/10/09

    Bingo Tony from Cairns, couldn’t have put it better myself. Read more »

 

One of the most disturbing things about this morning’s counter-terrorism raids in Melbourne is the profile of the suspects, who were allegedly planning a Mumbai-style machine-gun attack on Australian Army barracks.

One of the suspects being brought in by police this morning. Photo: David Geraghty

They were, The Australian reports, construction workers and taxi drivers of Somali and Lebanese descent, living in suburban Melbourne.

Combine this with the admission of Anglo-Australian terrorist Shane Kent that he was part of a terrorist organisation and it’s clear terrorists don’t look like anything in particular and could be living in your street.

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  • johnv_au says:

    04:59pm | 06/08/09

    The profile is they will be muslim they will be residents in the country they are going to attack and young and ready to kill non muslims and the authorities and law abiding muslims will probably already know them and they will be driven by what is happening to muslims… Read more »

  • Paul says:

    09:26pm | 05/08/09

    Paul Colgan your politcally correct views in this case are absolute nonsense. how many innocent people will have to die before fools like you admit that our biggest terrorist threats are from EXTREMIST MUSLIMS primarily of ARAB AND AFRICAN DESCENT. how on earth do you get away with publishing drivel… Read more »

 

An American company has announced that it will now make available in Australia kits that will let parents test their children for drug use.

Harold and Kumar are likely to face more questioning with the introduction of home drug tests

The drug testing kits use samples of hair to test what drugs and how often kids could be using them.

The company, Confirm Biosciences, has circulated a statement claiming that the new kits will put “control back in parents’’ hands

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  • Kelly says:

    11:25am | 12/10/09

    Kids need to be educated correctly about drugs and what happens.  And not just the unrealistic stuff either.  Hard facts.  That’s all we want is the truth.  Parents need to trust us enough where they don’t doubt our every move.  They don’t like it when we do something sneaky behind… Read more »

  • Terry Wright says:

    01:02pm | 31/07/09

    Of course, this is a product from the US where drug hysteria is out-of-control. Parents test their kids behind their backs, drug testing at schools, drug testing for after school sports/activities, drug testing in the workplace, misleading/non-factual drug education at schools, extremely harsh drug laws, loss of government assistance for… Read more »

 

The reputation of Western Australia as a frontier state received another unwelcome boost today with revelations that an Aboriginal man was set on fire after being shot with a taser gun while sniffing petrol.

Tasers: the new frontline in WA Police race relations

At issue is whether the taser gun started the fire, or whether the man, who was violent and threatening to set himself and the police alight, started it inadvertently with his cigarette lighter.

But even before the case is investigated, it’s been declared case closed by the state’s top cop.

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  • Bob says:

    09:10am | 26/08/09

    To DP, thank you for your comments about life as a cop in these areas. This is a poorly researched article, strong on hyperbole and designed to create outrage rather than address the issues. The only thing I can see in this to complain about is the apparent lack of… Read more »

  • Mick Gold Coast QLD says:

    12:41am | 26/08/09

    Who wrote this rubbish? Have you all gone mad over in WA? You don’t deserve a police force - put the petrol sniffers in charge of law and order and self immolate with them, swiftly. What a bunch of self righteous, hand wringing, grief stricken lunatics! Read more »

 

Beirut. We have to decide what kind of police we want in NSW. Picture: AP

In 2006, I was driving out of Beirut airport in the backseat of a taxi when I had a horrible thought. Around me, cars were driving in and out of lanes, zipping past one another in dangerous manoeuvres and in disturbing excess of the speed limit, over packed with passengers sticking their arms, legs and even their heads out of windows.

Some were even joy riding on the roof of the vehicles in question, though this had more to do with a bizarre system of car pooling than anything else.

But my horrible thought did not in fact revolve around this chaos, but in the fact that in the midst of this was a lone police officer, driving along in relative calm as if blissfully unaware of the throngs of madness around him, but doing so because the scene I just painted was simply a part of the everyday and he no longer had a role in it. Would life in Australia ever be the same?

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  • Neil whose sister's a cop says:

    08:56am | 29/07/09

    Raymond I’ll spell it out for you again, without a police force we’d be stuffed. Simple as that mate. Read more »

  • Jai says:

    10:23pm | 28/07/09

    Raymond, you have demonstrated that you have absolutely no idea about the work conditions or entitlements of the police.  Anyone recruited after 1988 dont get a pension.  Out of the current 15000 police, there are only about 2000 Pre 88’s remaining who are entitled to a pension if hurt on… Read more »

 

Nothing illustrates the resilience and resourcefulness of organised crime than the story of a Sydney cocaine dealer known to police as ‘Aunty’. She is a Colombian woman in her fifties who came to Australia with her family in the 1970s. She is the face of a syndicate that has been operating for almost two decades.

Straight from the source

Her husband stays in the background but has the necessary power and influence with Colombian cocaine barons. The syndicate imports around a tonne of cocaine every eighteen months. It is estimated to have carried out at least ten and possibly as many as fourteen importations (totalling between 10 and 14 tonnes of the drug). The cocaine is sold in bulk, primarily to networks in Sydney, but it also makes its way to other state capitals.

The retirement of some distributors and the arrest and jailing of others enabled an eastern suburbs professional surfer and dealer Shane Hatfield to progress up the drug chain. By the early 2000s he was dealing directly with Aunty. One of Hatfield’s distributors was a criminal in his mid twenties who has been given the pseudonym ‘Tom’ by law-enforcement authorities.

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  • Brad says:

    03:08pm | 18/06/09

    Shane Hatfield?.... ‘Tom’? ..... Cocaine!!!! Sounds like Operation Mocha to me.  The cocaine arrived in Sydney International Airport on a plane from South America on 8th October 2004 at 7:50 am. Schapelle Corby departed to Bali from the same terminal. Her unlocked luggage piece was processed by baggage handlers at… Read more »

  • J Corbett says:

    12:54am | 12/06/09

    Ex Officer, 25+ years looking to contact Clive Small ASAP most important. Read more »

 

THE continuing carve-up of Australian Federal Police Commissioner Mick Keelty has been framed around the events of 2007; or, rather, around one event, the botched handling of the terror investigation into Mohamed Haneef.

Keelty: his detractors distort his record and ignore his humanity

It has been used to deride Keelty as incompetent and pig-headed, as a morally questionable plod who cobbled together the flimsiest of cases against a poor subcontinental fellow who was jailed for a fortnight and waited a full year until every charge against him was dropped.

There was another event in 2007 that provides a more telling insight into Keelty’s character. It has enjoyed limited discussion in the days since he announced his resignation, as it undermines the agendas of those who are determined to portray him as set out above. This is because it goes to three things: courage, professionalism and decency.

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  • davido says:

    04:42pm | 21/07/09

    OMG. Can we please have a professional who can do the job properly!? Read more »

  • bill says:

    06:06pm | 01/06/09

    looking forward to the day we get a decent blog network.  that’s for setting it up as a model for others to follow, but based on your angle, you won’t be winners in the end. Read more »

 

From: Keelty, Mick
Sent: Wednesday, 6 May 2009 7:00 AM
To: All-AFP-Staff
Subject: Commissioner All Staff Message [SEC=UNCLASSIFIED]

All Staff,

You will be aware that recently the AFP’s Strategic Leadership Group (SLG) met to put in place a strategy for taking the organisation into the future.  The work that we started at the retreat is being finalised in a facilitated workshop conducted on 4 May 2009.

Add your comment

BRISBANE: Today’s news that AFP Commissioner Mick Keelty is stepping down in September provides an important opportunity for the Commonwealth Government to correct the accumulated mistakes of the past.

As one of Dr Haneef’s lawyers, my professional focus has been upon his legal rights. The AFP, under Keelty’s leadership, was responsible for many of the mistakes and failures of judgment which so impacted adversely on Dr Haneef and his family.

Mohammed Haneef: Put through the wringer by Keelty's AFP. Photo: Adam Ferguson.

Dr Haneef was in detention for 25 days before the charge against him was dropped. It took another six months and two court cases to remove the threat to his passport and visa rights. Throughout all of this, the AFP, under Mr Keelty, refused to admit its mistakes and continued to attack Dr Haneef’s reputation. It was not until just before Christmas, last year, with the release of the Clarke Report, that someone in an official position was prepared to say, definitively, that Dr Haneef had done nothing wrong.

The impact of the actions of the AFP on the lives of Dr Haneef and his family has been devastating. However, the Clarke Report reveals even more alarming concerns about the AFP which the government must address. It showed the AFP exhibited severe organisational problems under Mr Keelty.

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  • Andrew R. Hyde says:

    10:31am | 02/09/09

    As a victim of an AFP officer’s abuse of authority and incompetence I can only agree that this government agency and it’s officers be made accountable. Millions of taxpayer’s dollars were squandered and my life destroyed in an ill-conceived and futile attempt to bolster one woman’s flagging career. It’s not… Read more »

 

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