Philip Nitschke
Dr Phillip Nitschke’s pre-emptive move to set up a euthanasia clinic in Adelaide shows he has missed the purpose of the legislation before the Parliament.

The Criminal Law Consolidation (Medical Defences – End of Life Arrangements) Bill 2011 is purely aimed at giving a family doctor who has a long history with their patient the ability to use this legislation as a defence against a criminal charge should the medication given to their patient at the request of the patient result in the patient’s death.
The legislation does not legalise voluntary euthanasia. The legislation does not legalise assisted suicide.
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Exit International director, euthanasia advocate Dr Philip Nitschke has begun scouting locations for Australia’s first ‘euthanasia clinic’. His Adelaide visit comes as the South Australian Parliament prepared to debate new laws decriminalising assisted suicie. The Punch asked Dr Nitschke about his euthanasia clinic plans.

Q) What would a euthanasia clinic offer?
A) A euthanasia clinic offers the provision of coordinated services for those wishing a peaceful death. Not only providing the necessary lethal barbiturates, but also required counseling for the patient and their family, and the chance to ensure that palliative options have been properly explored and any underlying psychiatric issues uncovered.
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Jim Carrey. Ricky Gervais. Adam Sandler. Steve Martin. All well-known funny men. Well, move over, guys. Philip Nitschke, the world’s best-known euthanasia activist, is considering a career change.

Life must have been pretty dreary for Nitschke lately. He has spent the last fortnight or so touring the British Isles in the dead of winter, touting his message of suicide on demand. It must be a bit demoralising to give a passionate lecture to a sea – a pond actually – of blue rinsed and bald heads in chilly local halls week after week.
But things are looking up. Dr Nitschke is contemplating a career as a stand-up comedian. No, this is not, repeat, not a joke. He told the newspaper Wales on Sunday, “There is a proposal to do some sort of stage stand-up comedy. It will be comedy associated with the issues of death and dying directed more at entertainment, that’s what we are looking at.”
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True Believer says:
Austin 3:16 Not sure what you mean. :0) Read more »
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austin 3:16 says:
Hey TB, “people who are not alive to their reality” - I think you might have the problem a little the wrong way around there. Read more »
As Australia readies itself for a fresh debate about the legalisation of voluntary euthanasia, Dr Philip Nitschke is busy spreading his morbid gospel throughout Canada, where dozens of oldies are dying to attend his right-to-die seminars.

Most of them are not literally dying, no more so than the rest of us are in that daily incremental way. They’re a bit closer to their use-by-date, but they are generally hale and hearty. They have just decided that, when their time is almost at hand, they would like to go in a manner of their choosing and with dignity.
It’s a valid and widely-held human want. One pretty strong word of caution for these Canadian folks is that if it’s dignity they want, they should see another doctor.
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IMHO says:
There’d only be a handful of people who could try to treat the issue of euthanasia humorously (which I assume was the intention of your inane post David Penberthy) and succeed in actually being funny. You’re not one of them! Read more »
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Steely Dan says:
I don’t get it, Penbo. What is it about Nitschke that’s ‘nutty’? His euthanasia methods look funny? He (and presumably all people who argue for euthanasia) are ignoring the other ways doctors can help people die soon (but not as soon as the patient would like)? Some people don’t like… Read more »
The term ‘good death’ seems to be an oxymoron.

But for those who’ve cared for a terminally ill loved one, the ancient Greek definition of the word ‘euthanasia’ is appropriate.
In the past month, the right to die debate has been given oxygen (pun intended) by three separate cases in Western Australia, Tasmania and New South Wales.
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Kate says:
another attack on a soft target, how cowardly. Read more »
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Voxpop says:
“Is there smoke in the room? If it is slight, I remain. If it is grievous, I quit it. For you must remember this and hold it fast, that the door stands open.” Epictetus • Epictetus was a Greek philosopher (AD 55 - ca. 135). He spent his whole career… Read more »
Once again euthanasia activist Dr Philip Nitschke is playing games with the law. Today he’s holding a meeting in Hobart to instruct listeners in the finer details of how to dispatch themselves quickly and painlessly.

Dr Nitschke has become an Olympian at skating on thin legal ice. For years he has been pirouetting around Australian police after friends of his received a few words of friendly advice and killed themselves. He was recently grilled by immigration officials in the UK before he was allowed to do a whistle-stop tour for geriatric crowds around the country. He’ll be touring the US in September.
Because he is not actually killing people, just instructing them on how they can kill themselves, he appears to be acting within the letter of the law.
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Richard says:
Michael Cook is just another one of those patronizing citizens who want to dictate how the rest of us live and die. This group seem to think they have a monopoly on wisdom and morals and the rest of us are mentally incapable of making our own decisions. Michael please… Read more »
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June Henderson says:
A change in legislation to allow physician assisted dying to patients in intolerable situations for which there is no cure is all about CHOICE for the patient. If you don’t like it, don’t act on it. Don’t let the hierarchy of the church dictate to the masses. Let those whose… Read more »
The yellow bumper sticker on his suitcase says “I’d rather die like a dog” and if anyone knows how dogs die it’s Dr Philip Nitschke, who slit one’s throat when he was a teenager.

It’s a story which Nitschke wishes would go away. But in the context of his latest snappy euthanasia slogan, plastered over his luggage as he was questioned in Heathrow this weekend, it’s one that is worth re-telling.
Nitschke has told it a few times in media profiles - reluctantly, because he is aware his critics regard it as a pointer to adult instability, rather than the isolated act of a homesick 15-year-old boarder sent to live in Adelaide with an abusive landlord whose barking dog was driving him mad.
“It got so grim there…you feel like killing the people involved and you know you can’t do that and you end up killing the dog,” Nitschke told Andrew Denton’s Enough Rope in 2007.
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Kris says:
Ignoring the rather large bump, Penbo stated fairly clearly in his article that he is “personally inclined to think that the chronically ill should be entitled to hasten their death”. That hardly classifies him as pro-life does it? Read more »
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George Cooley says:
I’m sick of the Pro-Life propaganda. You guys worry how I want to end MY life, how someone want to have an abortion. Yet you are watching thousands of babies and adults die of hunger and sickness everyday in the third world countries. Go and channel your energy into birth… Read more »
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