Parramatta Eels

The story of Chris Sandow is well known to those who follow even a little rugby league: he’s bloody tiny, has a heart the size of Queensland, and when he does actually make contact with opposition players, they certainly know it.

He was even more excited when he heard Parra would pay him $550k a season. Pic: Getty

He was the league’s top rookie in 2008, has won matches almost single handedly, divides critics and fans alike, and after four years, he is leaving the Souths Sydney Rabbitohs, the Club where he has made his professional debut, to join the Parramatta Eels.

I first met Chris at the southern end of Erskineville Oval as the sun set on a hard training day for the prospective Rabbitohs under 20’s side. I had been asked to meet the new group of promising juniors, and had been well backgrounded on the squad, particularly “Chrissy” as he was already known.

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    Anthony Sharwood says:

    07:51pm | 13/05/11

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    07:07pm | 13/05/11

    Firstly, since when did a good malapropism become embarassing? They are often intentional inserted to keep readers on their toes.  Secondly, thepunch has a huge sub-editing department that was meant to catch this but apparently they went out to lunch and never came back. Read more »

 

Parra can win this. All the predictions of Melbourne’s class overwhelming the baby Eels will count for nought when the smoke from the fireworks clears and the ref looks across to the timekeeper.

Jarryd Hayne: Let him run free.

Grand Finals are the ultimate leveller and are often won by players you’ve never heard of, who get out in the middle and realise decades of training, injury and going home early comes down to this.

Here’s what I reckon the Eels need to do to take the silverware back to Church Street on Sunday night.

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  • football says:

    10:45am | 06/10/09

    truly uninspiring football. I backed neither team but I watched it anyway. It was a total yawn. Where was the entertainment? Totally standard football. The under 20’s was a far better game in comparison. Read more »

  • Artie says:

    06:09am | 05/10/09

    aaah MacHayne…. overrated again… well done storm. Read more »

 

THOUGHT I might wander out to ANZZZZZ Stadium tonight for the Parra v Dogs game. Who knows? Maybe 70,000 screaming westies can breathe some life into the old Homebush morgue.
Hindmarsh: I just go out there and do my job.

The majority of the crowd will be watching Jarryd Hayne, the kid in the red boots who plays every game as if it’s backyard footy and his mum’s about to call him inside for the night.
Me? I’m there to see Hindy, the shaggy-haired old-timer whose work-rate literally leaves his arse hanging out of his shorts at the end of the 80 minutes. Whose sway back and puddin’ guts gives him the look of a brickie in an age when footballers spend more time in Sydney Confidential than the sports pages.

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  • Tony says:

    08:59pm | 26/09/09

    My 7 year old son has just finished playing he first season of league.  Nathan Hindmarsh is his favourite player.  I grew up before on the interchange, Pop talked about John Raper, Dad told me about John Sattler and I watched Ray Price. I reckon my boy’s got good taste. Read more »

  • mba olaka says:

    09:45pm | 25/09/09

    i need more information on the advertisment in the punch newspaper of 9/09/09,caution assistant inspector of corps( compass o6) Read more »

 

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