Parliamentary Reform

Before everyone gets too excited about reforming Parliament, it has to be remembered the combative nature of the placed has given millions of people a myriad of enjoyment and entertainment over the years.

Sadly the wags and wits of yesteryear have gone and their replacements have, in the main, never been able to replace them, with some remarkable exceptions.

Going way back we had Fred Daley, Bill Wentworth, Jim Killen and Gough Whitlam – today the not so pale current crop has included Keating, Costello, Albanese, Julia herself and up to a point the Mad Monk qualifies until he loses his cool.

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  • Chris says:

    11:05pm | 09/09/10

    Keating:  “All tip and no iceberg.” Abbot:  “All sizzle and no sausage.” Read more »

  • Chris says:

    08:55pm | 09/09/10

    Hard to beat Churchill, who, after a long-winded speech by an opponent in the Commons, clapped enthusiastically and cried, “Author! Author!” Read more »

 

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