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Miranda Kerr barely gets any publicity, so you may have missed the fact that she was in Australia recently on a 10-day promotional tour.

Just like everybody else… Picture: Craig Greenhill

Obviously I’m joking. If you somehow missed the Kerr-pocalypse that engulfed Australian media over the last two weeks you really must have been living under a rock. And even then you must have been diligent about ignoring the world, because I’m not entirely sure Kerr-related news wouldn’t have made it there too.

The 29-year-old Victoria’s Secret and David Jones supermodel was featured in and on practically every media outlet in the country during her trip here, blathering on about the companies that pay her lots of money to blather on about them. Watching Kerr blah blah about her organic skincare range yet again might be as boring as watching a banana take a nap, but she’s earning a wage, so good for her.

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    06:50pm | 21/02/13

    Have seen women in os country tie themselves to trees to work their little hillside vege plots, regardless of stage of pregnancy or age of children. Tough lives and admirable women but to them it is just life. Read more »

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    04:44pm | 21/02/13

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