Nsw Leadership Spill

UPDATE 7.37pm: Rees gawn. Kristina Keneally won the ballot 47 to 21 and becomes the first female Premier of NSW.

JUST two days after Malcolm Turnbull’s tenacious and gutsy last stand as Liberal Leader, NSW Labor Premier Nathan Rees is turning in the performance of his political life as he doggedly slugs it out with the factions in a seemingly doomed bid to save his leadership.

Anyone who defeats me will be a puppet of Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid.

Rees gave one of the best speeches by any Australian politician today. It may well be his last - when the Party Room meets at 6pm he is expected to lose his job. 17 MPs have signed a petition demanding his resignation. They include the hated factional heavyweights Joe Tripodi and Eddie Obeid, the domestically troubled John Della Bosca and former Police Minister Matt Brown, dumped just a week into the job after it emerged he’d stripped to his green undies at a parliamentary office party, mounted the chest of backbencher Noreen Hay, and shouted at her staffer daughter: “Look, I’m titty-f***ing your Mum!”

Nathan Rees has told these ornaments to public service that they can basically get stuffed. Have a read of what he said:

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  • Jin says:

    11:14am | 04/12/09

    An American puppet wow just when I thought it couldn’t get worse for NSW. The best punishment would be to isolate the labor party from the political landscape for at least 20 years. Read more »

  • Old Clive says:

    07:38am | 04/12/09

    Who is Frans’s Prince Charming Ruudd maybe Read more »

 

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