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Look into my eyes and tell me I’m unelectable

17 Feb 05:30am

Filed under: Kristina Keneally, Labor Party, Nsw Alp, Nsw Election 2011

At the heart of the ALP’s election campaign advertising is a single, profound and powerful message: “You wouldn’t hit a girl would you?”

Her Government may be a disaster, but the woman can pull of an ad.

Indeed, it almost seems inhumane to use someone as sweet and appealing as Kristina Keneally as the poster girl for the truly horrible carnage that will be visited upon NSW Labor on March 26.

It’s a bit like lashing a fair maiden to a tree and then sitting around and waiting for the dragon.

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Ed Balls says:

03:44pm | 20/02/11

Let’s go for gold Edward.I reckon 1 Labor win on March 26 is 1 too many. In fact with so few seats predicted,will they sit on the Opposition benches? Perhaps they’ll all have to sit in the corner and wear dunces hats Read more »
Ed Balls says:

08:40am | 20/02/11

Edward,I’m moving down to KKK Territory this week to rent till after the election.Can’t wait to vote against the Yank Carpetbagger,and former Minister for Developer Donations.She may be a pretty face,but she’s a blow in trying to change our traditional low density housing to Manhattan style apartments.Of course,donations to the… Read more »

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