News Of The World

It is impossible as an employee of Rupert Murdoch to offer any thoughts on the phone hacking scandal in the UK without being accused of being a company patsy and probably also a sycophant, even a liar.

End of the world…fuelled by a Guardian error. Photo: AP

On a personal and professional level I have found some of the revelations which have come out of the UK to be troubling at the very least, and appalling at their absolute worst. It is also the case however that two of the biggest and most damaging allegations against the company aren’t actually true at all.

From where I sit, working for the Australian arm of this media business, the whole affair is starting to look like a psychotic and reckless fight-to-the-death by British journalists who, in that hyper-competitive media culture, have often cut corners or chanced their arms to be first with the news.

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  • Ekit says:

    07:09am | 08/02/12

    You sure it’s not like the old Three Stooges films where seoomne would get poked with two fingers in the eyes?  Or it could be like in The Jerk when Steve Martin’s invention had made all that money and then people started getting cross-eyed and a class action destroyed everything… Read more »

  • Journo who never hacked anything says:

    08:33pm | 23/12/11

    Given our current political environment, I’d possibly be more confident with either of those options! lol. Read more »

 

A former Sun editor has had an almighty crack at the Guardian, after the latest twist in the News of the World saga in which police revealed there’s no evidence journalists deleted Milly Dowler’s voicemails.

And sorry. Pic: AP

The Guardian had claimed that NOTW journos, by deleting messages from Milly’s full mailbox, had given her parents false hope that she was still alive. That report helped spark a maelstrom that is still sucking people in and down.

Turns out the phone company automatically deletes messages after 72 hours. The Guardian apologised for the error. Sort of.

Now, former Sun editor Kelvin MacKenzie has unleashed on the Guardian and reporter Nick Davies, demanding a better apology, and an apology to Rupert Murdoch, and blaming him for the 300 staff who lost their jobs when the paper closed. And he doesn’t stop there.

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From a crowded field, one of the more embarrassing moments from my troubled phase as a teenage Trotskyist involved selling issues of the socialist newspaper Direct Action on the streets of Adelaide. On occasions I sold it outside Football Park, Adelaide’s home of Aussie Rules, where I hoped to capitalise on that niche readership of people who both loved their footy and loved the idea of capitalism being paralysed by its contradictions.

Now, get some ink and paper….

In hindsight “selling” isn’t the right word. On a good day I sold three copies of Direct Action. On most days I sold no copies of Direct Action. The reason I sold no copies of Direct Action is that it wasn’t a very good newspaper. It was a crap newspaper. It was preachy, dour, earnest, poorly designed, massively overpriced for what it was, and full of articles which were about as far away from mainstream sentiment as you could imagine, with discussions of whether indigenous organisations should take up arms against their oppressors, calls for trade bans with pariah nations such as the United States, editorials calling for transgender prisoners to be given sex changes on Medicare.

Today, about three million Australians will shell out a couple of dollars to but their favourite Sunday newspaper. They do so because they like and enjoy it.

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  • Colin says:

    11:55am | 16/11/11

    “It shouldn’t be the job of government to step in and prop up a product for which there is no demand.” You’re right, Penbo - That’s News Ltd’s job. The Australian isn’t profitable either, and the viability of our only national daily isn’t so much built on consumer demand but… Read more »

  • Roadknight says:

    08:48am | 16/11/11

    Wow… talk about deluded. You might just be the biggest fruitcake that has posted on this thread. ” If the far-right was in power? You think we would be bombing Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya?” Errr… you don’t get much further to the right than W and Dick Cheney and their… Read more »

 

After 30 years of making the world a happier place, Apple co-founder and chairman Steve Jobs died yesterday, age 56. The world mourns the man some have called the Edison of our time.

People around the world took to social networks yesterday to express their condolences. Bill Gates tweeted: “I will miss Steve immensely”. Tony Hawk said: “Steve Jobs was the man”. Barack Obama’s statement, “There may be no greater tribute to Steve’s success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented,” got retweet after retweet. 

While this was happening, Wikileaks was also tweeting about Steve Jobs. Except in doing so, the organisation was committing a journalistic crime taken straight from the playbook of the News of the World. You wouldn’t even read what they published on TMZ.

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Here is a quick multiple choice question. I am writing this column because:

Hey Julia, have you tried pressing this?

A) Rupert Murdoch instructed me to in his morning email;
B) I am on a personal mission to destroy the ALP;
C) The regular columnist is on holiday and I had to cobble together something at the last minute to fill this giant white space.

If you are a member of the Greens, a self-proclaimed ethicist or a journalism lecturer you will of course know the answer is A. It’s perhaps best that you stop reading now, as to actually find out the truth would ruin your next six-part lecture series at the Enmore Anarchist Collective.

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  • Kipling says:

    10:18am | 06/08/11

    So, no clarification as to who the actual author of the original article is? Can’t say that I am at all surprised by that. Another oddity of our transparent and balanced media is the caning the PM gets for apparently hopping into bed with those oh so dangerous Greens and… Read more »

  • Kipling says:

    11:25am | 01/08/11

    Strange thing, I am sure I read this exact same article under Andrew Bolts column not too long ago, exactly the same, not similar but identical. At the time I remember thinking there should be D) All of the above…. Now seeing this in print here under a different supposed… Read more »

 

From the parliamentary precinct across Lake Burley Griffin to this correspondent’s home takes six or seven minutes by car - max.

But that was easily long enough on Wednesday night to highlight a massive contrast between the grindingly dull and scripted performance of the Australian House of Representatives and the more dynamic, and frankly more honest British equivalent on which ours is modelled.

Thanks to the storm over phone hacking and political entanglements associated with the now defunct News of the World, Question Time in the mother of Westminster parliaments was broadcast on the ABC’s News Radio.

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  • Steve Putnam says:

    04:06pm | 24/07/11

    Since you’ve mentioned Brett Kenny I’ll take this opportunity to point out that he opposed Wally Lewis six times as a five-eighth in State of Origin. NSW won five of those games. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    10:45am | 24/07/11

    Britain has headless mannequins. We have the real thing. Read more »

 

So much for the schadenfreudegasm.

Seeing the hearing. Pic: AP

Last night’s grilling of Rupert and James Murdoch by the Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee was rather more like a ‘rose ceremony’ in an episode of The Bachelor: slow and excruciating, but compulsive viewing nonetheless.

The entire event was full of tension and politeness in equal measure, and James Murdoch’s long-winded non-response to the first question was more heavily scripted than the episode of Winners and Losers which aired earlier in the evening.

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  • SD-IRE says:

    12:38am | 22/07/11

    Lisbeth, you have of course forgotten the reverse vampires, working in conjunction with the Rand Corporation! Read more »

  • stephen says:

    07:45pm | 21/07/11

    I wasn’t being specific Donny. And I was not excusing an attack on an 80 year old. But, irrespective of his age, the gangs of Britain, who are looking for a new culture now that Ted Hughes is dead and that stand-up news presenters is only a pretentious joke, have… Read more »

 

It is one of the great dangers of this new technological age that we are all potential victims of “computer hacking”.

We hacked Joe's computer and look what we found in the private folder

Computer hacking is an insidious and underhanded practice that infliltrates “computers”, which are like typewriters that you can play solitaire on.

The risks of hacking were brutally demonstrated in the 2007 documentary Die Hard 4.0, in which Bruce Willis spends two hours and eight minutes trying to send an email, only to give up and get someone from Generation Y to do it.

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  • Norm says:

    11:23am | 21/11/11

    Very true! Makes a change to see somenoe spell it out like that. Read more »

  • Sleepless says:

    06:46pm | 20/07/11

    “The problem is that once a rogue and uncontrollable foreign body enters even the most powerful organisation it can cause untold damage – although sadly this was discovered only after Andrew Wilkie was elected to Parliament.” You made me cry with that comment.  It’s a good thing that I’m not… Read more »

 

The end of the News of the World as we know it. I can’t help but feel partly responsible. It’s not because I ever worked for the paper masquerading as a fake sheik exposing celebrity transsexuals, randy bishops and corrupt snooker stars.

It's all part of the same problem. Photo: AFP.

It’s not because – as a writer for a News Ltd publication – I feel infected by some sort of communicable corporate unscrupulousness. It’s not even because I belong to the broad – and now broadly disgraced – field of journalism.

Nope. The real reason I feel partly culpable for the foul play of this nasty little tabloid is because I like reading about grubby celebrity scandals. And grubby celebrity scandals often require grubby journalistic tactics.

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  • Aussie Battler says:

    09:15pm | 19/07/11

    Spot on Aidian! Read more »

  • ellie says:

    03:31pm | 19/07/11

    tt, giant screens, lol, times up for trolls, lol. Your last paragraph is a bit harsh on journalists, but I like anyway, lol, cos, really, we do not have jounalists anymore, and have not, for long time, they are only writers of (thier) opinion of news stories. . Will check… Read more »

 

The push by Bob Brown and Julia Gillard for a parliamentary inquiry into the media is so cynical, manipulative and transparently biased that if we really were as evil as they believe we’d congratulate them both for joining the dark side.

We're useless! Let's blame News Ltd!

Both leaders are seeking to establish a connection in the public’s mind between the obscene and illegal practices exposed in the UK and perfectly conventional and legitimate journalism and commentary in Australia with which they just happen to disagree.

It is extraordinary both how blatantly they have hijacked the issue and how seamlessly the more naïve and ideological sections of the community have followed them to this at best offensive and at worst dangerous illogicality.

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  • Kipling says:

    01:57am | 07/08/11

    Um, it may be prudent to point out that despite the woe is me hand wringing from privately owned media mouth pieces hinting at the contrary, the review called for is an entire review of Australia’s media. This would include the ABC (laughingly referred to as leftist media) and other… Read more »

  • Mel says:

    04:35am | 24/07/11

    In light of a recent child-porn arrest involving at least one federal Labor politician, would it be prudent to suggest that all politicians be federally investigated,  their offices and computers searched? Better to be safe than sorry, considering this incident did afterall involve an Australian federal Labor MP, right here… Read more »

 

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