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FOR a year now, I’ve had a little quote pinned above my desk. “Tell me,” it says, “what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?” On a particularly joyless day, I scribbled a response: “Make lunch boxes.”

A very long way out of mobile range.

But even doctored with my smarty-pants cynicism, that scrap of paper winks at my soul. Some days, I try for ‘wild’ by blasting The Buzzcocks through my office after dropping the kids at school. Other times, I aim for ‘precious’, tinkering with words in the hope they’ll flow from me to you as naturally as breath (they don’t).

Now, I’m not one for malcontent. Live well, love well, don’t leave a mess and “yes, please” to another piece of cake is generally my motto. But, recently I’ve felt disconnected, which is absurd because last year I received 13,506 emails, sent 432 tweets and became Facebook ‘friends’ with someone I kissed in 1989.

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    05:21pm | 16/01/12

    the only time that becomes scary is when they get behind the wheel with the delusion that it’s like a playstation game. Read more »

  • Mark says:

    11:00am | 16/01/12

    Spectating suits us. We are apathetic but love to give opinions. We are products of our environment.. Ever notice how so much talking goes on but nothing ever changes?? Why would we participate and risk humiliation/loss when we can observe, judge or even simulate the experience with none of the… Read more »

 

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