Nature

As we crest over the worst of winter and start looking forward to spring and warmer weather, a tricky question sits waiting on the horizon.

He's more scared of you than you are of him. Maybe. Pic: Supplied

How do you solve a problem like shark attacks? Or, more to the point, is there one? There are more of us in the water than ever before. Are there more of them? And is that why WA has suffered through an horrific 10 months, with five fatal attacks?

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  • snooch says:

    01:16pm | 02/08/12

    Congratulations on the stupidest post in the history of the internet. Take a bow sir. Read more »

  • Mike says:

    09:29am | 02/08/12

    I remember reading about the British reaching India and Malaya back in the colonial days. They were flabbergasted that one civil person could not stroll around the jungle without being mauled by a tiger. How uncivilised, how barbaric, how very pathetic of the natives to just allow this to continue… Read more »

 

Each of us has childhood memories of exploring and enjoying the unique Australian environment. From the beach to the backyard, surely it is the great outdoors that unites us all.

So kids, this is where a town called Whyalla once stood… Pic: Gordon Country

It may have been beach fishing on a windswept, majestic Moreton Island as a teen, as I experienced, or something as simple as family time spent in the backyard of the ramshackle beach house that so many of us seemed to have. Either way, all Australians have an abiding love of these special youthful memories of the natural world. We must fight to preserve these experiences. Not so much for ourselves, but for the youngest among us and those yet to be born, who are still to have their special moments outdoors in Australia.

As the threat of climate change grows greater and more imminent, we need to remember what it is we are acting to protect for future generations.

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  • True Blue Ozzie says:

    09:29am | 05/07/12

    What a crock of s—t! All these bored useless environmentalist seem to conviently forget Earths long history before man arrived! If they were honest and used earths history, it does show that earth has been through global warming before man arrived.They have chosen to dismiss this, in oreder to run… Read more »

  • Lisa Meredith says:

    01:33pm | 03/07/12

    Dear Kassandra, That would be good. I would like it if you could answer my question. Thankyou. Read more »

 

I once tried to explain cricket to a Spaniard. After half an hour of Pictionary-grade diagrams, an English-Spanish dictionary and rubbing my groin with a Granny Smith, all that Fernando had grasped with any certainty was that he didn’t wish to eat the apple.

Not a sign that is universally recognised…

I have lived in some peculiar places and enjoyed some peculiar conversations, but I had to venture to Cairns to have a discussion with a woman about how best to post an ant through the mail. And not any type of ant but an Electric ant, or a suspected Electric ant, hence the conversation.

I grew up on Sydney’s forested North Shore, so I’m accustomed to creepy crawlies in the house and have liberated many a spider in the brave space between a cup and a postcard. Postcards were invented for such endeavours. Now that people have stopped sending them, my house resembles the set of Arachnophobia. 

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  • The righteous one says:

    12:28pm | 16/01/12

    makes you wonder when the last time the tooth brush holder was used, their teeth must sparkle. Read more »

  • Fancy That says:

    12:12pm | 16/01/12

    I just found a redback spider in the children’s toothbrush holder.  You don’t even need to leave the comfort of your home! Read more »

 

As human lives and communities are destroyed by floods in Australia, and we recall the devastation of the Haiti quake one year on, it’s appropriate to reflect on the continuing challenge humanity faces to work out how best to master nature.

Baby Montana's rescue, an already iconic image of the Queensland floods. Picture: Jack Tran

As much as we can be in awe of the beauty of nature, we should resist the naive nature worship that ignores just how arbitrary and destructive it can be.

While we are in fact part of nature, we are that part of nature that is aware of itself. We are able to imagine and construct ways of shaping and managing nature to neutralise its (and our) dark side.

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  • Peter Mullen says:

    01:09pm | 11/01/13

    Sorry mate, but your argument is tainted with the exact attitude that has us in trouble with nature already. If we are to sustain ourselves as a species; the very highest priority is population control. No, that doesn’t mean mass sterilization, or any such silliness. It starts by understanding that… Read more »

  • SimonR says:

    04:58pm | 18/01/11

    What a singularly peculiar take on the floods. Who exactly is it that is out there worshipping nature? The Greens? Hippies? Pagans? Are events like these not answering the obvious redundancy in the old chestnut of man conquering everything? Surely the better question is how can to live within the… Read more »

 

It’s long been accepted wisdom that many people get their political views from their parents and their peers.

Is this the brain of an economic rationalist? Illustration: Paul Newman

In my unscientific experience (conducting more vox pops than I care to remember) young voters who admitted to me they planned to vote Liberal in an election very often gave the justification “because that’s what my mum and dad are doing.” First time voters with a strong Greens or Labor bent were more likely to offer up their friends or the media they consumed as influencing their views.

But a British study out today suggests political views might be more nature over nurture.

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  • James1 says:

    11:06am | 04/01/11

    Rosie, I correct peoples’ grammar because I am a conservative.  As a conservative, I do not see any need to tolerate stupidity or undereducation.  These are the products of a lazy mind, and simply display a lack of drive and ambition. Read more »

  • James1 says:

    10:58am | 04/01/11

    Who was it that decided to invade Iraq?  I don’t think it is quite that simple neil.  Both sides do stupid impulsive things.  No side of politics has a monopoly on stupid.  Just look at the Tea Party - almost makes me ashamed to lean to the right. Read more »

 

For a bloke who has a grizzly story too, I’m paying close attention to the case in which two Australians, Andrew Brodie and Owen Hereford, are suing the Canadian Government for $75,000 each over a 1995 grizzly attack.

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears.

They were camping at Lake Louise when they were attacked in their tent by a bear. The basis of their lawsuit, currently before the courts and expected to last three weeks, is that authorities were negligent in ensuring the safety of campers.

There is no question that Brodie, now 36, and Hereford, 37, would have had no chance to defend themselves, given that the incident took place at about 3.30 in the morning. If they were asleep, the grizzly attack would have given them no time to grab a can of bear spray, a capsicum-based aerosol spray that is part and parcel of venturing into much of Canada.

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  • Paul Horn says:

    11:08am | 23/09/10

    Is that the fabled drop bear we warn our American tourist counterparts about? Read more »

  • Misha Ketchell says:

    09:32am | 23/09/10

    Where’s the photo David? I’d much rather see it than some stock image, even if it blurry or unimpressive. Great article though. Read more »

 

Years ago, hosting an American, I was confronted with a challenge.

George Washington is clearly the great unifying figure of American history. So who is Australia’s equivalent? Wrestling with this idea overnight, the next morning I had the answer.

“Our great unifying person of history,” I declared, “turns out to be a horse – Phar Lap – and you people killed him.”

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  • marley says:

    04:13pm | 10/05/10

    Adam - first, I made it pretty clear my figures were guesstimates, so calling me a liar is uncalled for. My point was, and is, that sports events attract regular spectators who go to multiple, if not all, games played by their team over the season.  Museums, on the other… Read more »

  • 6c legs says:

    02:29pm | 10/05/10

    Richard, it’s more than possible that by the time your youngest is your age the only Tasmanian Devil they’ll be able to see outside a zoo will also be sitting in a museum display -  just like that Tassie Tiger.   So perhaps you could ask your boss to finance… Read more »

 

When nature decides to ruin an entire continent’s day it’s a great reminder of how far technology has come in recent decades. The last time this Icelandic volcano let rip like this there weren’t jets noodling around the skies over Europe.

The ash plume

Associated Press has provided a handy syllable-by-syllable guide to pronouncing the name of the volcano responsible. Eyjafjallajokull: ay-yah-FYAH’-plah-yer-kuh-duhl. A doddle. Probably worth tuning into the 6pm TV news to see how it goes.

European airports have had to shut down as aircraft could literally fall out of the sky because of the ash plume spreading over the continent. More than half a million travellers are affected and some estimates put the economic cost at around half a billion Australian dollars. You may mention climate change in the comments.

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  • Liz smith says:

    06:38pm | 19/04/10

    You could invest in eyedrops too, this ash is making my eyes smart. Read more »

  • Kathleen says:

    01:40pm | 19/04/10

    I read this morning on Le Monde website different comments by French stuck at airports; and it was quit interesting to see how the companies-and french ambassies -handle the situation: some were provided rooms in Bangkok while others had to help themselves find a room in Shanghai Read more »

 

A group of 36 Canberrans from all walks of life met last weekend with what many would consider a bizarre objective.

Come here boy - our intrepid columnist comes to grips with a deadly brown.

Grandmothers, tax office workers, lawyers, teachers, small business people and farmers gathered at a scenic rural location just outside the nation’s capital to learn to catch and release some of the world’s deadliest snakes.

None of us enrolled in the Wildcare snake handling course had any experience with the reptiles, save for the occasional sighting, which in my case, usually involved the blood draining from my face and sending my heart into high-octane overload.

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  • Ssnakebyte says:

    07:15pm | 10/02/10

    Well done Shirley and all the other snake whisperers, I hope you taught the macropods, wombats, birds, lizards, bats and echidnas to read too so they don’t get caught out on the “dark side” of the border. cheers! Read more »

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    05:57pm | 09/02/10

    Us “snake whisperers” (yes I was at the course too, have taught the snakes to read so they won’t come into your back yard over the border LOL!) Read more »

 

Well it’s the silly season and sharks are in the news again, big time.

Describe this image

This summer in central Queensland, they are competing with box jellyfish and irukandji for the mantle of scariest critters in the sea, while on land, tourists at Seventeen Seventy have been attacked by a crazed kamikaze flying fox.

That small tourism hot spot marks the place where Captain James Cook put ashore to take on fresh water, but this week three tourists were bitten by a bat later found to have been infected by the potentially deadly lyssavirus.

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  • Mikko says:

    05:55pm | 11/01/10

    My favourite beach five minutes from home promises kilometers of uninterrupted golden sand, but requires wading or swimming across a tidal creek for access. The authorities have done the right thing by erecting signs warning of strong rips, marine stingers and crocodiles. I’ll have to suggest they add bull sharks… Read more »

  • ~Rumpleteazer~ says:

    12:24pm | 11/01/10

    I love flake in a light batter with a sprinkle of rock salt and a squeeze of lemon. Oh! they are protected now, what will I eat.? I know, some lovely frozen barramundi from a little village in Vietnam or perhaps some healthy and delicious frozen Nile Perch. The days… Read more »

 

Inside Parliament House the year is punctuated by the progress of the seasons. With 17 courtyards throughout the building, nature is expertly managed to remind us what month it is and the uncompromising procession of life’s cycle.

Order, order! The rabble inside Parliament. Picture: Ray Strange

As the year gets underway we arrive for the autumn session at the beginning of February. The roses at Parliament House are in the busy process of producing bursts of colour.

Each flower is subjected to the searing trials of the sun testing its form and structure. Only the most robust survive a week, none survive a fortnight.

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  • Public Record says:

    10:14am | 13/12/09

    Phil said: “I can afford the $ 1-3,000 of an ETS” Wherever he got that his costs from, we can’t check as he doesn’t say, so we cant see whether it is he or his source that’s wrong, or how. But we can check the public record, which is what… Read more »

  • Phil says:

    09:06pm | 08/12/09

    Public Record. You along with the commi who posted this piece have not answered my questions. Please explain how I have made wild, unsourced claims? Fact. Al Gores own household electricity bill is far greater than the average American. He makes more flights internationally and domestically than 99% of the… Read more »

 

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