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There is a certain weathered look to the Greens today. The deep rich hue that has characterised that lovely new t-shirt in recent months has been slightly dulled by political reality.

Got Greens? Picture: The Australian

The decision by the Victorian Liberals to preference the Labor party ahead of the Greens in the upcoming state election is a kick in the guts to the minor party’s chances of, not only holding the balance of power in the new parliament, but getting any seats at all in the lower house.

It’s important decision not only in the context of the Victorian election but the emerging story of the Greens as a real third force in Australian politics.

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  • Dan says:

    02:23pm | 17/11/10

    Paine, LOL, so I should just foret all those lovely conversations we’ve had including when you’ve trolled me? I don’t like you and I will display hostility towards you as mcuh as I want. Oh, and don’t tell me what I should and shouldn’t do. You don’t know wnat my… Read more »

  • Macon Paine says:

    09:49am | 17/11/10

    Peace Dan, your ok and I have nothing against you but you really really need to lighten up a bit. There is no need for you to display such open hostility towards those who see things a little differently than you, it’s not a good look for your cause. And… Read more »

 

While Tony Abbott managed to resurrect the Coalition from its electoral death bed, to come so close and not seal the deal leads to questions of how the Coalition ultimately failed.

Here’s five things that they stuffed up in their bid to form Government:

A cycling path too far

1. Broadband:

Tony Windsor said this was critical in his decision to back Labor. The Coalition’s decision to spike the National Broadband Network policy in its entirety is questionable, but it was compounded by Abbott’s almost wilful ignorance of the issue during the campaign.

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  • kosmiester says:

    07:22pm | 09/09/10

    I don’t understand why everyone is back slapping “Daffy Duck” Abbott. All the coalition did is sure up its conservative base since the disastrous election 2007. It won seats it had lost in the previous election and lost some it held in the last election. What is the big deal!… Read more »

  • James says:

    04:46pm | 09/09/10

    six:  Tony Abbott is Tony Abbott and therefore completely unelectable. Read more »

 

Liberal MP Peter Dutton should have known better than to whinge about support from the good people of Dickson – he could’ve asked his predecessor Cheryl Kernot about that one.

Show me the door. Liberal MP Peter Dutton today.

On election night 1998 - when it looked like her attempt to go from Democrat leader in the Senate to a Labor MP was going to end in spectacular failure - Kernot had a famous dummy spit live on the ABC about the quality of seat she had been given by the Labor Party :

“Well, I’ll just say this—Mary Delahunty is in Parliament,” referring to the fact that the Victorian MP had been given a safe seat when entering politics earlier that year. Of course, Kernot did end up pulling ahead that night and serving one term as the member for Dickson but got rolled three years later by none other than current opposition health spokesman Peter Dutton.

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  • DJG says:

    11:53am | 21/10/09

    What a hoot this is. Chalk up Dickson for Labor in 2010. Will the Qlnd. Police take him back? Mr Dutton was the epitome of the ugly Howard years. I am sure Keating is relishing this bloke ‘doing himself—- slowly’. Read more »

  • Darren says:

    10:40am | 21/10/09

    Sorry E - I must have a lobotomy and join a Party so I can understand how they operate Read more »

 

We are in a very interesting time in politics where malleable positions are starting to solidify.

How much would you pay for a steak? Picture: David Geraghty

The position on the Government’s Save The World policy, the indomitable ETS or CPRS, the Cunning Plan to make the economy RS, will in the near future no doubt deliver us another acronym so we will have a form of rolling acronyms to keep the truth at bay all the way to the second vote in November.

All the polls on the ETS prior to this period have been rather pointless because no one knew what on earth it was beyond a thought bubble that they hoped would pop and go away.

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  • Bart says:

    10:52pm | 17/09/09

    Daniel, how arrogant your comments are. YOU educate? Please mate give me a break. You couldn’t educate a pre school kid to wet his pants. So you think a tax which many are saying similar to a GST only it will be 15 percent on top of the current GST… Read more »

  • Daniel says:

    03:26pm | 10/09/09

    One more thing on the bridge analogy.  Because it’s fun to create false ideas based on misinterpreting facts of chemistry let’s keep it going: Carbon dioxide takes up ~ 0.3% of the atmosphere Carbon monoxide is trace ~ <0.05% Fulnitrazepam in date rape victims body ~ 0.00001 % (and that… Read more »

 

The other day, I was asked on ABC television about the conviction of Gordon Nuttall, a former Queensland Labor state minister, for accepting secret payments of $360,000 from a businessman. This is one of the most serious cases of corruption ever recorded against a minister of the Crown in this country.

The only difference between Graham Nuttall and Russ Hinze is about 30kg

Nuttall is not the first former Queensland Labor minister caught out over recent years – another has been jailed for blackmail, and a third for paedophilia. I responded by saying there was a culture of favouritism and relationships with big business tainting the Queensland Government, which needed to be fixed.

Barrie Cassidy, a journalist for whom I have some regard, then came back with his “gotcha” question (and continued on after the interview). How could a Nationals’ leader complain about corruption in Queensland considering the Fitzgerald Inquiry at the time of the government of Joh Bjelke-Petersen’s National Party?

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  • Peter Gauci says:

    12:51pm | 24/08/10

    I have to agree with barra. The ALP purport to protect worker’s rights, and yet are responsible for some of the most heinous violations. The ALP actively rewards and promotes this behaviour and keep it all covered up via corruption. I always voted Labor and for a time was even… Read more »

  • barra says:

    12:43am | 23/07/09

    the Labor party isnt the problem——- they will get away with anything———-the problem is with their legion of fans who will keep voting for them, even if it meant the labor pollies bending over, and their “true believers” kissing that par of the body, where the sun don’t shine. Read more »

 

This first piece should inspire the question about the political basics.

What is it that differentiates the political parties? Or is philosophy now no more than a bib handed out to be worn before the political chamber game, a contrived or acquired vocal tribalism?

A tribalism based on the coincidence of the party a person joined, rather than what they believe - as what they believe has either no genuine differentiation, or does not exist.

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  • Andrew Thomas says:

    02:33pm | 23/03/10

    Barnaby, I just read this article in reverse with bottom paragraph first to top paragraph. It made just as much sense? Was this an intentional “palindrome” article technique or do you just have no idea how to write things without them coming out as a series of random thoughts? Andrew Read more »

  • Ben Aveling says:

    01:37pm | 06/06/09

    Barnaby, You wrote “The Right has only political commentators to ventilate right issues. They do not have a political party like the Left has the Greens.” Could you expand on that?  In particular, could you expand on the role that you think the Liberal and the National parties respectively should… Read more »

 

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