Naomi Show

Get your exclamation marks at the ready – Naomi Robson’s new online love and relationships internet show went live this morning and it’s offering some tired and hackneyed advice on a website near you!

There are some odd assignments on The Punch but so far none has been as left-field as getting up at the crack of dawn on a Monday to listen to Naomi Robson talking about sex. But tally-ho.

The Naomi Show clips open with the sound of an audience golf-clapping politely, followed by some whoops building to a cheer. Then Robson’s on screen, staring into the camera with that customary, hyper-professional glare that makes you believe she’d be delivering those lines even if, striding to her seat seconds beforehand, she trod on a puppy.

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  • Anthony says:

    01:49pm | 09/02/10

    Hahaha I remember the song The Chaser did about her. Surely there’s a better person than her to have their own webshow. Read more »

  • Chas says:

    10:39am | 09/02/10

    She must have a view on golfers as well… Read more »

 

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