Motogp

The fastest crash I had was in Italy, in 2002. I was testing tyres for Pirelli. We were trying different types and, naturally, sometimes they’re good. Other times, they’re not quite what you need.

Me. At work.

It happened on a very fast left-hand corner – I was probably doing around 250 or 260km/h, and the rear tyre started to slide. Then it bit the road again and the bike suddenly snapped up straight again.

It’s what we call a high-side. I got thrown off the bike and into the air.

The best thing about it was – this might sound funny, but it’s true – I landed on my head and got knocked out.

The next thing I knew I woke up in a hospital room.

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  • mark says:

    11:00pm | 03/02/10

    sorry but i think girls are good riders evan the fat 1nnnns Read more »

  • Mark T says:

    05:23pm | 07/07/09

    Chris your a great rider and i would say the best in the wet, for you 2 idots Dave and Abe watch the next Motogp race and just see who Chris is and what an amazing talent he has. I have to say I have been lucky so far on… Read more »

 

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