Motley Crue

Vince Neil is fat and out of breath. He can’t hit the notes. He flops around the stage like a useless blonde carp.

Their old stuff was better than their new stuff. Pic: Flourish PR

A chubby twelve year old girl with a new karaoke machine on Christmas Day. The band sound muddy and flat, like AM radio played through a 700-watt bass stack.

It’s Friday night’s Motley Crue concert at the Sydney Entertainment Centre.

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  • Lauren says:

    12:47pm | 28/09/11

    There’s never anything quite like a concert review by a journo about as familiar with them as last night’s quick Wikipedia refresher will get them. Quick corrections: Mick Mars, 60, is a long time sufferer of ankylosing spondilitis and scoliosis. His spine has crushed downwards and cemented itself together, causing… Read more »

  • Ned says:

    12:25pm | 27/09/11

    30 years from now we’ll be saying the same thing about whoever you’re currently into. Read more »

 

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