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“In this world,” Benjamin Franklin famously declared, “nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” A few hundred years on, corporate Australia seems hell-bent on making a liar out of him.

Picture: Peter Nicholson.

Death is still holding out -so no need to fear a business-suited army of the undead just yet—but the taxman has well and truly been given the slip, with billions of dollars from the public purse funneled through loopholes, lurks and perks.

Treasury figures have revealed that over the last decade more than half of all companies paid less than five per cent of their total income in tax: a far cry from the hefty amount individual taxpayers are slugged.

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  • mark says:

    06:01pm | 14/03/10

    It is always entertaining to see the pro-business individuals, who cry “antibusiness!” when they detect even a hint of a suggestion that taxes should be better distributed. It is anti-taxpayer that the tax rates differ, despite the fact that both entities consumer community resources. Corporations need educated , healthy ,… Read more »

  • no porkies says:

    04:48pm | 13/03/10

    another bogus corporatist argument. companies employ only enough people to produce the amount of output they wish to sell. if you cut tax by 50k it goes into the owner’s skyrocket… don’t try to sell us some rubbish benevolence line. Read more »

 

Does your new model six-cylinder car make you happier? What about that new in-home cinema, complete with HD-TV, surround sound, and reclining couches? You think so. How about the holiday you recently took with the family?

Queueing for happiness at DJs.

Unfortunately, as humans we are not that good at predicting, understanding, or acting in a way that makes us happy.  This lack of knowledge is even more pronounced when it comes to the relationship between what we buy and how happy it makes us. 

Have you even considered how happy various purchases you’ve made have actually made you? 

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  • Warwick says:

    10:24pm | 23/02/10

    I would agree that happiness, like everything, is only temporary, I would point out that, according to your argument, money will buy you happiness because it gives you choices to ‘get food’ therefore allowing your brain to release those ‘endorphins’ thereby making you feel happy… money is certainly one conduit… Read more »

  • jo says:

    11:06am | 08/02/10

    money give you better health both in terms of better life style and better health care Read more »

 

I recently attended the opening of the Templestowe Community Bank in my electorate. As a result of more than two years hard work by local traders and residents, the village has a bank for the first time in over a decade.

These guys weren't grumpy, just good community bankers

The branch was the 248th to open under the Bendigo Community Bank umbrella, one of the great local success stories of the past decade across Australia.

As the big banks closed their branches, and forced people to use ATMs and online services, many local communities lost an important institution. In some rural areas, this was devastating. In most, it caused considerable inconvenience to local residents.

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  • Tim says:

    09:43pm | 03/01/10

    Interesting article Kevin. I wonder if you would be willing to return to depression era values for climate change mitigation. Will the Liberals have a ‘carbon thrift’ policy? Rationing perhaps…. Read more »

  • Lisa says:

    04:31pm | 02/01/10

    Actually, ‘Spending by all levels of government in Australia was about 34 per cent of GDP in 2007-08, even before the federal government’s stimulus’, according to a story published in The Australian, Dec 16 2009. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/opinion/big-spending-poor-results/story-e6frg6zo-1225810745078 Read more »

 

Have you ever thought that you were being taken for a ride on petrol prices? Well, you have!

People joyously lining up to getting royally screwed

So how are you being ripped off? It’s simple really – once, of course, you know the games that can be played by the big oil companies and Coles and Woolworths.

Let’s begin at the retail level.

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  • Seanie says:

    04:15pm | 07/08/09

    Couldn’t agree more, but why limit this piece to simply petrol? Gentlemenly agreements exist for virtually all consumer goods.  Take for instance clothes, I recently purchased so-called name brands in the States for nearly 1/3 the price of the exact same clothes here.  All clothes were made in China or… Read more »

  • Scarlet Breasted says:

    07:48am | 29/07/09

    What drives this entire system seems to have been somewhat overlooked, admittedly, the basis of all monopolies is greed, however, the major excuse (and to a certain extent it IS true) tendered by “Big Business” is to generate a profit which allows “another year of excellent growth” for the company… Read more »

 

Last week we held a public event we call Sydney Conversations – a series of talks we host where, with the aid of a panel of speakers, we get to look closely at a topic that’s making the news, and get the news behind the news, so to speak. 

Our Conversation was around the topic ‘How much is enough?’. The idea was to look at the link between money and happiness, or money and unhappiness as the case may be. 

The Happiness Institute’s Tim Sharp talked about the sources of happiness: he said that having meaningful and purposeful pursuits is the path to happiness, coupled with the quality relationships we have in our lives. That happiness had nothing whatsoever to do with money.

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  • stephen says:

    12:25am | 04/07/09

    I think ‘happiness’ is a word like, say, ‘friendly’. Each meaning is opaque, in that some people are happy only when robbing banks, and friendly could just be the wink of an eye. Neither word is personal enough. Best, I think, to encourage the young to feel, say, optimism and… Read more »

  • Eric says:

    07:41pm | 03/07/09

    alan, you have obviously missed KRudd’s totalitarian attempt to censor the Internet. He’s a wannabe dictator, like Ahmadinejad of Iran. Read more »

 

The worst kept secret in the gambling world is the statement “the house always wins”. No casino on Earth hides this fact. In fact, they seem to proudly embrace the mantra as an open challenge to morons. And surely in the realm of unashamedly unfair advantages, Lotto is the mother of them all.


There’s an old saying in the poker game, “If you can’t spot the sucker at the table, then the sucker is you”. In the Lotto world, the saying should be “If you’re not the extraordinarily unlikely winner of bucketloads of cash, then you’re an idiot”.

As the Oz Lotto draw that stopped the nation entered its final week and the jackpot hit Def-Con Ridiculous, reportedly half of the adult population of Australia flocked to pay their idiot tax, salivating like St Bernards over the impressive $106 million bone, in the vain hope of striking it rich in the biggest possible way, and being able to tell their bosses once and for all, to shove it.

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  • Jane says:

    09:49am | 04/07/09

    I’m done with Sergio, he treats me like a rag-doll Read more »

  • Jean says:

    02:46pm | 03/07/09

    I buy a lottery ticket every week, if I’m passing the paper shop- takes about 30 seconds. I reckon it’s all about time management. While my lottery habit indicates I am not morally opposed to gambling, I don’t want to waste any more time on it than is necessary. Spend… Read more »

 

On heraldsun.com.au today

Read it here.

I’d like to think I would be yacht shopping this morning, wearing a cravat, and being followed around by someone I’d hired specifically to top up my champagne flute.

But they’ve gone to work! According to a Lotto spokesperson:

When they got the call this morning solidifying their winnings, they said ‘I was hoping to hear from you this morning’.

They’re a Gold Coast couple so based purely on postcode there’s an increased likelihood $53 million isn’t all that life-changing. But I doubt it.

I’m especially happy for the other guy, who’s being playing Lotto for 20 years and plans to give some of the money to charity.

What would you be doing? Would you be at work?

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  • Craig says:

    05:39pm | 02/07/09

    I would be pissing in the boss’ ash tray as soon as possible. And if he/she didn’t smoke, I’d supply the ash tray. Read more »

  • Miriam says:

    10:33am | 02/07/09

    I would probably go to work the next day because, if anything, suddenly quitting might make colleagues suspicious that I was the winner.  Also, I’d probably be in such a state of shock that the routine would be welcome. Not everyone hates their job anyway. Read more »

 

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