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Anonymous says:

“I was at Town Hall station once and this woman didn’t have a ticket. She was about 22-24 - so young and a bit stupid to run from transit cops who look like Fascist’s anyway. One of the four transit cops (yes four) who chased her grabbed her bag and the contents spilled everywhere and her phone broke. I was just through the turnstile and stopped. Two more transit cops came over and stood over her so there were 6. She was crying and shaking when she stood up and they issued her a ticket.

Should I have gone back in and helped her pick up her stuff and been with her just so she wasn’t alone? I feel I should have. But I had to get to work.”

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  • Jake says:

    10:25pm | 27/10/11

    Has no one considered the How, you know, shit are transit system is?. Is it really worth the money?. Also anyone who has ever encounters the transit police knows that they’re a pack of bottom feeders. Read more »

  • Tom says:

    02:52pm | 24/01/11

    Interesting. Once my twin sister was sexually aussaulted by a pervert in front of transit guards at central station and they did nothing, even though the guy who did it stood in front of them for 20 minutes until the real cops arrived. Read more »

 

BUY MILK flashes the outlook calendar as I robotically press snooze.

‘Buy milk’ it urges again five seconds later.

Outlook calendar reminders have become daily practice for me.

There are many subtle hints in the modern world reminding us to buy milk

I’m also in the habit of snoozing ad nauesaum until I’m moved to post the same reminder (not always milk, can also be ring mum, do laundry) on my phone.

You know, for later – when I have some time to ‘get around to it’. 
Facilitated by an arsenal of ‘time-saving’ devices including scrawled post it notes, an addiction to Google calendar and a filofax, I call it having efficiency in being inefficient.

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  • caroline says:

    09:16pm | 08/07/09

    we’re in danger of outsourcing all the stuff that keeps us human.  there’s a wholesome satisfaction you get from baking a birthday cake instead of buying one.  i know we live in a fast-paced world and i love many things about that, but there’s a perception that if you’re not… Read more »

  • stephen says:

    03:33pm | 08/07/09

    This, Lucy , is probably the new ‘cool’ : we are vague and seemingly disinterested in the mundane, so we outsource it to a minder. (The implication is, of course, “I have better things to do with my time”) It’s probably not simply a reaction though ; the information age… Read more »

 

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