Minority Government
An email was sent to almost every politician in Australia this week saying that someone should cut off Julia Gillard’s head and s**t down her neck. Politicians receive emails like this quite often.

They are also sent to those of us in the press. On any given day I would receive 20 to 30 emails from people I have never met who are really angry about something.
They range from people who are obsessed with the apparent fiction of climate change to others peddling filth about the prime minister’s appearance or her private life, sending in photos with stupid captions, and so on.
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“I’m sorry I’m late, but I have piles.” With these immortal words, the former member for the South Australian seat of Mallee, rogue rural Liberal turned independent Peter Lewis, apologised for his late arrival at a scheduled press conference on the steps of State Parliament from North Terrace.

Coming from anybody else the words would have caused shock. Not so in the case of Peter Lewis, a man who made the word maverick seem somehow inadequate to capture the bizarre nature of his unlikely life in the public arena.
Lewis not only looked like Yosemite Sam, he acted like him. In an all-night conscience vote on euthanasia in the mid-1990s, the socially conservative Lewis surprised colleagues by rising to support the legislation on the grounds that, while working as a mercenary in the Thai jungle some years ago, he shot dead one of his fellow soldiers in a mercy killing after he had been mortally wounded by Marxist guerrillas.
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acotrel says:
Tony Abbott will probably find a way to force another election. It will finish his career in politics! Read more »
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WaitUp! says:
Man - I had forgotten about the Macau Duck. Here I am ROTF-LOL and I am supposed to be writing an obituary! Read more »
Bob Brown should be first to chip in to Rob Oakeshott’s swear jar which the independent MP says needs topping up any time someone says the Labor government has a mandate.

The Greens leader appeared to contradict Oakeshott when he wrestled with the mandate question on Lateline last night. Asked what he thought of the member for Lyne’s view that the Gillard government shouldn’t be claiming to have a mandate, Brown replied:
Well it’s got - we got a proportional mandate, and it’s got the biggest mandate amongst the make-up of government, ah, and it’s certainly now got a stronger mandate than the Coalition.
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Northern Steve says:
Actually Jeffb, the LNP, running as a pre-election declared coalition did win more seats and more primary votes. You can split it up any way you want to prove a point, but comparing Labor to Liberal is not realistic because Labor stood in significantly more seats than the Liberals who… Read more »
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Seano says:
@Macon - Small means reasonable. I would have thought that was obvious. @MarK - I can’t personally name 5 people who have been in Afghanistan either but I would not deny their right to march on Anzac day. It’s a silly line of argument. @Wayne - Low income earners might… Read more »
On Friday my daughter turned 2. By the end of the month, she may have had more Prime Ministers in her life than birthdays.

That said, the result on Saturday night was a victory for the people. As much as the two major parties don’t like not knowing if they get the keys to Treasury, this is a great outcome for all Australians.
Throughout Australia, at the state level, we’ve been through this a few times more recently than the last time this happened federally. In Queensland – my most direct experience with hung parliaments – it started in 1995.
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moofox says:
It is so easy to resolve this hung thing,just close all the roads to canberra,ban the media, ignore them all for 3 years,give the cash to the states,bring home the troops and all of us can just get on with our REAL lives Read more »
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Gerard says:
I couldn’t agree more. Labor and coalition MPs love to carry on about how great Australia’s political system is- until the electorate votes for a parliament they don’t like. Then they throw all the toys out of the pram and refuse to govern. Read more »
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