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It has been almost 600 days since 28-year-old Lance Corporal Jared MacKinney from Brisbane was killed in action in Afghanistan.

The new dad was shot in the upper body by a single enemy round during the Battle of Derapet in the Tangi Valley on August 24, 2010.

Following the battle one of his close mates in the Mentoring Task Force wrote a detailed email in which he claimed that with better fire support from mortars, artillery and light armoured vehicles, Lance Corporal MacKinney might not have been killed.

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  • Geoff says:

    10:27pm | 03/02/12

    If the Americans had assisted Afghanistan after the withdrawal of the Russians then me might not be in this mess - ie see the end of the movie Charlie Wilson’s War Read more »

  • Felix says:

    03:04pm | 03/02/12

    Does The Punch propose posting any further comments on this article today>? Read more »

 

The reader response to The Punch article, 12 January 2012, “Why have we abandoned our troops?” highlighted a deep misunderstanding of the central tenet of the article, and, more worryingly, a flawed knowledge of the actual conditions of service applicable in the Australian Defence Force (ADF).

It's deadly work, the hours are long, entitlements are minimal and pensions are inadequately indexed. Image: Amanda Hodge.

Some of the more ill-informed myths about what entitlements our military men and women received were:

• Tax free salaries – No (but there are some concessions when deployed to war zones).

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  • Jade says:

    01:18pm | 08/02/12

    $I have to get my point ssteym game up so I can purchase these powerful tones: Read more »

  • Assane says:

    02:15pm | 07/02/12

    Do the aeadcmics realize that if there are not enough volunteers, we might have to go back to a draft? Which IMO would be a good idea. Not supporting ROTC is “cutting off your nose to spite your face”. Read more »

 

In the film Balibo, five journalists paint an Australian flag and the word ‘Australia’ on the wall of their ‘safe’ house. They are then coldly executed by the invading Indonesians.


They believed – naively, in retrospect - that their very Australianness and their civilian status as journalists would save them.

Their brutal slaying outrages us, offends our sense of fairness – and shows that the concept of fairness is an odd sort of idea to have in the midst of carnage.

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  • L.Mountbatten says:

    01:07pm | 18/01/12

    “The most pressing problem in my view is not the frequency or number of assualts or instances of harassment, but the determination of the ADF to maintain a position that says that these are acceptable and just part of ADF life. ” Really? who is maintaining this position?? Read more »

  • Mark says:

    09:35am | 18/01/12

    We’ve always been taught that a good soldier questions his orders but no one who hasnt been in the service would know what its like. Nice double negative there Tom, Town planning, psychology and business degrees require a combined TER score of about 50. Tell me how that is the… Read more »

 

There has been plenty of diplomatic semantics around the American presence in Darwin but many including the Chinese are still not satisfied. The United States has long wanted a permanent military base in northern Australia.

Just smile and say 'rotational presence' three times. Pic: Brad Fleet

But they are not stupid. 

So when Australian officials conveyed that a fixed establishment would not be politically palatable here they saved us the embarrassment of having to say no in a high-level bilateral meeting if the request was made.

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  • OchreBunyip says:

    09:15am | 30/12/11

    Unfortunately the US government only has a hammer in its toolbox and every problem looks like a nail. If they learned some diplomacy, or practiced what they cunningly conceal they know, then maybe their increased presence on Australian bases would be a good idea. At the moment they are as… Read more »

  • stephen says:

    09:33pm | 29/12/11

    Indonesia’s defense exercizes with Beijing would be effective if they were not done on one of their - the latter’s - trains. Otherwise, it should be done, from the Indonesian side,  on old wooden boats, the captain should be local - approved, of course - the Chinese subs should be… Read more »

 

As we approach the Centenary of World War I, we start to think about the tremendous sacrifice so many of our diggers made. It is unimaginable to think that over 60,000 young men died in Gallipoli and the Western Front.

If we're going to do this, we might as well do it right

When you visit the battlefields of France and Belgium and the cemeteries and memorials you see countless numbers of white crosses honoring the fallen. Many of those crosses are for soldiers who are “Known Only to God”.

At the various memorials such as VC Corner and Menin Gate the names of those who were missing in action are engraved in stone. The Australian Government’s official estimation is there are approximately 18,000 Diggers lying under the fields of France and Belgium.

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  • ajrichar says:

    08:35am | 10/12/11

    The author’s name is Roland Perry, not Fry.  And Monash did not win the war.  He was a good commander, but so were others like Canada’s Currie.  Australians have a view of their role in the Great War that needs some perspective amongst the sheer number of Divisions in the… Read more »

  • Colin Stewart says:

    03:10am | 10/12/11

    Real Dave @11.49 on 8/12 seemst imply that one day we simply decided to invade little old innocent Turkey who was minding its own business and killed 80000 of their troops. The fact is, the Ottoman Empire (the Turks) were a legitimate target once they joined the Triple Alliance, our… Read more »

 

When the US Marine Corp establish themselves a new home in Darwin, they will bring some seriously green equipment and ideas to our shores. This is because in the three years of his Presidency, Barack Obama has actively led the US Department of Defense to embrace renewable energy and a strategic awareness of climate change.

Carbon offset helicopters. Photo:Herald Sun

The officer in charge of greening the marines is Colonel Bob ‘Brutus’ Charette, a career soldier. As Director of E2O, the Expeditionary Energy Office, Colonel Charette has been on the road in 2011 with a fascinating presentation that shows how seriously America’s defense force is fighting its fatal addiction to oil.

The Colonel jokes that when his commander told him to establish the E2O he said that his only qualification is wasting energy, as a jet pilot and commander.

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  • Camila Nell says:

    03:45pm | 03/02/12

    Negative news - Syria’s ‘mutilation mystery’ increases… Read more »

  • Bob Williams says:

    08:55am | 03/02/12

    Any news about A defector’s mysterious disappearance? Read more »

 

If you want to keep tabs on all the Obama action throughout the day, you can’t beat this live blog by Chris Paine over at News.com.au.

The eventual deployment of 2500 Marines in the Northern Territory, weather permitting, is not a massive military investment but it is designed to send a substantial message.

And the message is that as global power moves from the Atlantic to Asia, the United States intends to move with it.

And Australia will continue to be aligned with the US, even as its economic and cultural gears mesh more evenly and frequently with those of its regional neighbours.

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  • Jason says:

    03:32pm | 02/12/11

    guys always talk about “China has been hypocritically aggressive”, why don’t you look at the current situation. US is hypocritically aggressive, don’t know the logic inside people’s mind??? Read more »

  • Jenny says:

    03:18pm | 02/12/11

    ” they will just come and get them for free and kill us all along the way,...”  how is your conclusion come from? China become super power, will destroy the whole world? dude US is the super power now. why aren’t you afraid? China used to be strong in long… Read more »

 

Forget Iraq, Afghanistan and any other theatres of battle Australia has been involved in recent years. The Australian Defence Force is in the middle of a battle of its own - and the enemy is within.

Cartoon by Warren Brown

The latest flashpoint started just over a week ago after revelations that a young female cadet at the Australian Defence Force Academy was allegedly secretly filmed having consensual sex with a male counterpart, and that he had allegedly broadcast the tryst to other soldiers via webcam.

Defence Minister Stephen Smith’s forthright and outspoken condemnation of the way the incident was handled and military culture in general blew the lid off a simmering internal dispute over incidences of bastardisation, bullying and the gender divide, and opened the wider question of whether women should be allowed to fight on the front-line.

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  • Adam says:

    09:15pm | 18/04/11

    @ St. Michael - I fear you may have been correct when you last said the punch didn’t have the bandwidth to sustain to sustain an entire firefight relating to conscription. They closed off comments to that article before I was able to respond Anyway, here is a cut and… Read more »

  • Adam says:

    08:49pm | 18/04/11

    @ TheRealDave - You make some valid points, particularly the one about women getting raped. Anyone with any inkling of military knowledge will tell you this is not something that happens exclusively to women. It is actually quite common for male soldiers captured in middle eastern countries to get raped… Read more »

 

The problem with Defence has been that nobody gets sacked.

Still of Air Force cadet known as 'Kate' (18). Supplied by Channel Ten.

Pushed sideways with a higher salary and rank maybe, but never taken out of a job as a punishment for failure.

That is the major significance of what has happened under Defence Minister Stephen Smith. Australian Defence Academy Commandant Bruce Kafer has been temporarily stood down as a consequence of the Skype sex scandal. Not many senior military figures have had to publicly lose face because of mismanagement.

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  • Jereengatte says:

    11:45pm | 08/08/11

    There are certainly a destiny of details like that to take into consideration. That is a notable guts to diminish up. I put up for sale the thoughts over as general gusto but clearly there are questions like the at one you produce up where the most respected detail resolve… Read more »

  • Dywany says:

    03:35pm | 15/06/11

    There are certainly a assortment of details like that to take into consideration. That is a significant locale to take up. I come forward the thoughts above as ill-defined incitement but evidently there are questions like the united you give rise to up where the most respected attitude determination be… Read more »

 

What next in Libya? The initial demonstration of strength we saw yesterday is really just the beginning. (Follow live updates here.)

Don't count your chickens yet, mate. Pic: AFP

As US Defence Secretary Gates has rightly observed “a no-fly zone begins with an attack on Libya to destroy the air defences”. This underscores the inevitability of escalation for which a no-fly zone has set the scene, one way or another.

Even if Gaddafi, out of character, orders his aircraft or ground installations not to engage the foreign forces from here on, or they revolt out of fear or relief, that is not the end of it.

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  • PJ says:

    04:33pm | 23/03/11

    LOL, JAN got ‘pwned!!! Read more »

  • John A Neve says:

    07:57am | 23/03/11

    Jugg, It is a sad day when you have to ask me exactly what I have kept asking you! I’ve asked you at least twice why the UN and that good old US of A hasn’t thrown the despots out of Africa. As to the amount of oil in Africa,… Read more »

 

From working with U.S forces in Afghanistan, many Commanders observed how Afghanistan had become a politically correct war. 

A US soldier on patrol in Afghanistan. Picture: AFP

Ralph Peters hit the nail on the head in his 2006 New York Post article when he observed that it is hard enough to bear the timidity of our civilian leaders - anxious to start wars but without the guts to finish them - but now military leaders have fallen prey to political correctness. 

Unwilling to accept that war is, by its nature, a savage act and that defeat is immoral, influential officers are arguing for a kinder, gentler approach to our enemies. 

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  • Bloggs says:

    10:01am | 11/03/11

    Dark Horse is actually completely correct.  We have more than one front in the radical Islam wars.  The home front is ignored by politicians and apologists alike.  This will be our undoing. Read more »

  • Bloggs says:

    09:58am | 11/03/11

    @ Rufus.  Nice sentiment, but you are a dreamer. The Afghan people cannot determine their own future.  If left alone the Taliban will immediately take over and kill everyone who was not in agreement with their extreme rligious policies, including all those people now working towards a stable and free… Read more »

 

Jamie Larcombe is the fifth Australian Army combat engineer to be killed in action in Afghanistan. He is also the first to be shot during a firefight rather than blown up by an insurgent’s improvised explosive device (IED).

Sapper Jamie Larcombe with partner Rhiannon Penhall

The engineers are a tight-knit and dedicated group of soldiers who bring a raft of skills and a great deal of courage to the fight against the Taliban. The Darwin based 1st Combat Engineer Regiment has now lost two of its best within a fortnight following the death of Corporal Richard Atkinson at the hands of an enemy bomb maker.

In addition to the five KIA they have also suffered much higher rates of injury as they take the lead role whenever a patrol leaves the security of an operating base.

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  • Ruth Thurts says:

    05:15pm | 28/02/11

    YES it is even more HORRIBLY unfair to families of Defence Members killed in the name of Australia. There is a small group of defence families this is extremely difficult for, those families of members recruited from Overseas Defence Forces.  The ADF made sure that legislation allows them to deploy… Read more »

  • Current Serving says:

    06:57pm | 23/02/11

    @’‘What is this “Something”? - You are directing your anger and moral objections at the wrong source, and to be honest its fairly outrageous that you are even insinuating that our fallen soldiers have as much right to be mourned as the fallen Taliban. As for the question posed by… Read more »

 

News that up to 21 navy sailors were allegedly running a drug ring from the Garden Island Navy base in Sydney, and that about 30 more were possibly involved in distributing the contraband, has shone the spotlight into a dark corner of military life.

The military: is it all about getting ripped? Pic: Bob Barker.

With recent raids uncovering illicit drugs including steroids, heroin, cocaine and ecstasy, the extent of drug trafficking and substance abuse by military personnel is now being exposed and it is not a pretty picture.

The vast majority of navy, army and air force personnel are clean living, law abiding citizens, but for those who aren’t there are many opportunities to take advantage of their status as returning warriors and their mode of military transport to import illegal material.

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  • Jon says:

    04:07pm | 09/05/11

    rick - put the joint down..! What an amazing statement from such an ignorant pathetic little man. Who exactly are murdering babies? No one that I have ever served with has ever done anything but risk their lives in saving those which these Islamic nutcases would wipe out just to… Read more »

  • rick says:

    09:15pm | 25/03/11

    Yeah yeah, tell me a little about the program son. In person. Read more »

 

In October 2007 two unarmed Iraqi women were shot and killed by private military contractors working for Unity Resources Group (URG), the same firm that now guards the Australian embassy in Baghdad. 

There are good reasons for not wanting private security firms to end up like this. Photo: AP.

Just over a year earlier, contractors from the same company shot and killed a 72 year old Australian academic for failing to stop at a checkpoint.

The Defence Department recently told a Senate committee it was aware of the incidents when it awarded URG the embassy contract, but based on third party reports from “American, Iraqi and British authorities” decided the shootings were justified.

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  • Crystal says:

    10:11am | 13/12/10

    Awesome Paul! join the Libs and run for parliament… I’m sure the Senator will mentor you, he has always been one for promoting sound and solid debate. Your arguement is a reality that cannot be denied, nor circumvented, to imagine one can impose any real or imagined restrictions in the… Read more »

  • Coldsnacks says:

    09:24pm | 28/11/10

    I agree with both Othello Cat and what the Senator is saying. The privatisation of military power is a worrying thing, from a global security standpoint, simply due to the lack of accountability afforded. Whilst a populace can, in a democracy at least, hold their government accountable for the actions… Read more »

 

A lot of people who questioned the need for a parliamentary debate on Australia’s military commitment in Afghanistan said we’d just end up with a whole heap of MPs agreeing we’re doing the right thing and we’re doing it the right way.

Cartoon: The Daily Telegraph's Warren Brown.

Indeed despite their stylistic differences, Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott’s speeches to open the debate were almost interchangeable in their messages and conclusions - although the Prime Minister did admit for the first time we might be there a lot longer than she’d ever fessed up to before.

But even though there is broad bi-partisan support for our mission in Afghanistan, there has been some dissenters, and also some interesting ideas thrown up during the discussion, like the proposition by Shadow Finance Minister Andrew Robb this afternoon.

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  • Gregg says:

    11:14am | 31/10/10

    @ Oh Really Dave! What if the Taliban base is the Pashtun peoples, a poorer peoples of the rather inhospitable terrain areas adjoining and the NW Pakistan wild west, the Pashtun comprising some 60%+ of Afghanis. Not that it is a military plan our guys need to put up for… Read more »

  • Gregg says:

    10:59am | 31/10/10

    @Tazan, ”  My brother is there, my son has been there and I’m hoping to go there. “ Is there a new Dad’s Army regiment being formed? Read more »

 

When should Australia wage war? Has anyone asked you? Have you given it much thought or is that a job best left to the government?

Cartoon: The Daily Telegraph's Warren Brown

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that twenty one Australian men lie dead, lost on the battlefields of Afganistan. Each of them is easy to admire - young, supremely fit, highly trained, brave soldiers.

It’s pretty clear they all possessed courage and commitment to their task, their training and their mates most of us would struggle to emulate. They all have families and friends - even more tragically, a number of them have young children who will never see or know their dads.

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  • Sean Williams says:

    02:59am | 26/10/10

    The sample of 1,500 is actually more than the paltry Australian contribution to the mission. Britain has 10,000 troops in Afghanistan and has had more than 300 killed. As it was in Iraq, the Australian aim is to look as though it is involved while avoiding as exposure to actual… Read more »

  • Dan says:

    11:38pm | 25/10/10

    Deciding to go to war doesn’t make one a leader. Making the right decision to go to war, or not to go to war, makes one a leader. Read more »

 

The Australian public are being fed a one dimensional view of Afghanistan by both sides of politics that is misleading and will only result in further domestic political frustration and a public continuing to question why our troops are not winning the war. 

And who's your commanding officer young man? Picture: AP

Our mission in Afghanistan will not be successful through military engagement alone.  The Prime Minister must publicly acknowledge that our mission in Afghanistan will only succeed through the implementation of a range of mainly direct civilian engagements outside the safety of our Forward Operating Bases and a long way from the good coffee in the safe compounds in Kabul.

War is armed politics and counterinsurgency is an armed variant of domestic politics in which numerous challengers compete for control over the population.

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  • Cicero says:

    05:03pm | 21/09/11

    Worked with this idiot in Adghanistan - perhaps you should ask him why he was ‘let go’ after he started dispalying a Walter Mitty/Rambo type personality that worried all of us he would get himself killed - but worse us with him. Read more »

  • Pochihontas says:

    02:17am | 14/10/10

    From a quick Google its clear this is the same Jason Thomas who made an unsuccessful attempt to stand for Liberal Party preselection in Kooyong against (recently elected MP) Josh Frydenberg. But if we are now to believe his blurb, we might quickly conclude that Barack Obama awoke from his… Read more »

 

The Greens might not have the balance of power in the Senate until next July but one of Bob Brown’s proposals, a parliamentary debate on our military commitment in Afghanistan, should be indulged well before then.

A tragedy that's becoming increasingly common. Picture: ADF

Nine years into a war that has recently grown much more dangerous for our troops the two major political parties have fallen back on a bit of a “just because” argument for why we should remain in such a Hell hole.

It’s an accepted reality that both sides are in unanimous support for our mission. But as public unease with the growing Australian toll intensifies, our leaders have failed to properly articulate much beyond championing our training role and that “progress is being made.”

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The recent discussion of the Afghan deployment focus on the loss of more, young Australian lives as part of a mission which is not understood. It is a tragic loss, yet fundamental re-appraisal of western aims in Afghanistan seems highly unlikely.

Why are we really there? Picture: AP

The western presence in Afghanistan is not simply a lost decade of US led Osama hunting, nor is it merely a 30 year hangover from Cold War conflict. The Western presence in Afghanistan is part of a larger mission that has dragged on for hundreds of years.

The common acceptance of the logic that underpins both sides of the public debate about Afghanistan, illustrates that this mission is so acceptable to western polities that its existence is taken for granted and passes largely unremarked.

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  • Frederick hegel says:

    02:19pm | 06/07/10

    It is a flux confusion between modernity and post-modernity which of course few people understand. Neither can ever make sense to the other because they apply different method’s in understanding all things. Modernity and unhealthy emphasis on the human mind alone to answer the deep questions of metaphysics and of… Read more »

  • stylist says:

    12:47pm | 06/07/10

    @ splitting hairs..  if you redirected the cost of the war(s) towards health - the whole world would be able to have decent health care http://www.nationalpriorities.org/costofwar_home Read more »

 

Update 10.30am: Acting chief of the defence force Lieutenant General David Hurley, and the acting defence minister Greg Combet have also just confirmed the deaths, and said the soldiers’ families had requested their names not be released.

Update 10.10am: Queensland Premier Anna Bligh has confirmed two Australian soldiers were killed. More here.

Details are still emerging but Australians are believed among the casualties in the most deadly day this year for allied forces in Afghanistan.

An Australian patrol in Oruzgan province last year. Pic: Gary Ramage

A spokesman for the Australian Defence Force confirmed an “an incident” involving the Mentoring Task Force and that next of kin had been informed, though did not provide further details. The Courier-Mail in Brisbane, where the MTF is based, is reporting two Australian soldiers were killed in the incident. If confirmed it will bring the number of Australian soldiers killed in Afghanistan to 13 since 2002.

Last night the NATO-led International Security Assistance Force confirmed an improvised explosive device incident that killed two soldiers in southern Afghanistan, where Australian troops are based.

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  • Adam says:

    05:21pm | 25/08/10

    Australian soldiers & engineers have saved countless Afghan lives. Is one Aussie troop worth more than the lives of 1000’s of innocent Afghans? Also, the US backed the Taliban when USSR invaded Afghanistan. I’m sure back then it looked like a good idea though, as helping a country to repel… Read more »

  • John A Neve says:

    08:32pm | 10/06/10

    TheRealDave, Sorry, but you are wrong, the CIA funded the Taliban in the ‘90’s and it wasn’t until later that America and the USSR agreed to remove their interests in Afghanistan. Read more »

 

On returning last month from 10 days in the Middle East Area of Operations (MEAO) that included five days in Afghanistan in Kandahar and Tarin Kowt, I was shocked to hear of another attempted extremist Islamic terrorist attack, on that occasion in Times Square.

Members of Australia's Special Operations Task Group in the Garmab Valley, Oruzgan Province. Photo: Supplied

This only reinforces my view that unless we defeat the Taliban and remove the opportunity for their Al Qaeda allies to spew venom through indoctrination, training and support, we will continue to fight them in our own backyard.

The Dutch unfortunately have decided their contribution has come to an end in Afghanistan leaving a capability vacuum in Oruzgan Province where the bulk of Australia’s combat forces are. The military has a maxim that ‘time spent in reconnaissance is seldom wasted.’ Likewise 10 days with our troops on operations was fertile time to reflect and I’ve personally concluded that Australia should consider expanding its contribution to fill this vacuum and take the lead in Oruzgan Province.

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  • Sean Williams says:

    03:31am | 04/06/10

    Well it seems that made you feel better Tim, glad I could help. You make it sound like Britain forced Australians to take part in the world wars, and that somehow Australians suffered more than the British. It’s the same old Aussie whinge, we get more grief off you lot… Read more »

  • Harquebus says:

    01:44am | 04/06/10

    Then the fighting continues. You can not debate with someone who has been brainwashed with religious garbage from the age of three. Read more »

 

The death of Ted Kenna has reminded us again of the breathtaking bravery exhibited by him and all winners of the Victoria Cross.

Our first Victoria Cross winner Albert Jacka

Mr Kenna, who with his wife spent the final years of his life in Geelong in order to be near their daughter, is the fifth VC winner to have a connection with the Geelong region.

To survey the stories of these five winners of the VC is to touch a special part of Australia’s regional history. They tell of a haulage contractor and an apple packer, an accountant and council worker, along with a professional soldier who displayed a rare bravery at a moment of extreme pressure.

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  • Peter says:

    11:02am | 17/07/09

    RT - you totally miss my point: Marles, a Labor MP, attempts to appropraite the heroic figures of Australian military history, while deliberately ignoring the role his own party played in oppositiong to the soldiers and the causes that they fought for. Sure, I accept you fit into the Leftist… Read more »

  • stephen says:

    05:11pm | 16/07/09

    We’d better. Read more »

 

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