Michael Mcgurk

JUST five days ago I sat down and wrote an imagined piece of writing outlining the next 521 days (count ‘em) in the life of this most excellent NSW Labor Government.

Sinking ship: Nathan Rees as depicted by The Daily Telegraph's Eric Lobbecke.

It outlined how, just one month after the John Della Bosca sex scandal, two MPs were busted running a gin distillery out of their offices, Matt Brown was recalled to the frontbench and promptly sacked again for performing a strip tease during his swearing in, NSW was stripped of its AAA rating by Moodys but awarded a XXX rating by the Eros Foundation – on and on, at the rate of one scandal a month, until the March 2011 poll. But in NSW truth is stranger than fiction. If I’d really been doing my job I would have written this:

Just five days after the John Della Bosca sex scandal, the State Government is rocked by claims that a notorious property developer, shot execution-style in his driveway with a single bullet to the head, had made a secret tape recording in the days before his death where he implicated senior Labor figures in a corruption and bribery scandal.

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  • Daniel says:

    02:02pm | 09/09/09

    i cant wait to be rid of NSW Labor. I just hope that the Greens increase their numbers by a big majority. We don’t need more of the same or worse in NSW Read more »

  • Karl says:

    01:06pm | 09/09/09

    Without going into who’s shonky or dodgy or on the make or whatever those phrases were you repeated ad nauseam, Byrnes didn’t even hear the bloody tape - his comment is based on what McGurk told him and he qualified it by saying McGurk is prone to gilding the lily.… Read more »

 

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