Mens Rights

It’s called a glass ceiling because it’s invisible. There’s no roid-filled, bicep-thrusting bouncer at the door denying you entry, just a mysterious mix of gender-flavoured factors that prevent ascension.

Ahhh Sister Sandra, well done on donning the Cap of Total Emasculation. Pic: AP

On the other side of this barrier are the Chosen, bathing in their power, chuckling smugly at those stuck outside. They’re definitely involved in unholy rites and they shun both the patriarchy and the razor. And they’re probably lesbians.

It’s called the Sisterhood, and I have no idea who’s really in it or how you get in. I don’t think I’m in it, and I’m sure Samantha Brick won’t get a guernsey.

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  • Elizabeth1 says:

    09:48pm | 18/04/12

    Bj no one is blocking the male pill. They can’t get it to work. Well they can get it to work but then men can’t get an erection which defeats the purpose of it and makes it culturally inappropriate for obvious reasons. Imagine a drug company missing out on the… Read more »

  • diane says:

    05:25pm | 18/04/12

    as an Aussie ‘sheila’ who is first to applaud the promotion of women in the workforce I want to say loud and clear,.. “get those bitches out before they really strap one on and give us a pain in the arse!” Read more »

 

Last week Tory Shepherd explained the seven things she’d miss about men if they vanished from the earth. Punch regular Erick commented this piece earlier in the week. Since it may have been overlooked amongst this week’s leadership clusterpunch, we’ve republished it here.

A few days ago, Mahhrat, Emma and others asked me if I could come up with a list of seven things I’d miss if all women disappeared from the world. That’s not something I’d ever considered, so it took me a while to come up with an answer.

Of course it would have been trivially easy to list seven things that I find sexually attractive, but that’s a rather shallow view. It would be equally easy to just say the human race would end, but that wouldn’t necessarily be true since biological science could probably find a way.

So what’s left are those nice things that men just can’t provide in the same way. In no particular order:

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  • Daniel says:

    02:53pm | 02/03/12

    Does everyone just accept that Bev and Erick are the same person? Read more »

  • NESLIHAN KUROSAWA says:

    05:52am | 02/03/12

    Hi Subotic, You seem to be upset once again, most unfortunately. I was only using a touch of good old sarcasm and surely you know what that means, right?  I have a feeling that you seem to have lost your sense of humor all of a sudden, which is very… Read more »

 

There’s a movement that sees males - generally straight, middle-aged, white males - as the new oppressed. No, seriously. Men’s activists have been around for decades, but thanks to the internet they’re getting slicker, more organised, and more visible.

''I'm a victim!' 'No, I'M a victim!' Pic: Supplied

Men’s outcomes in some areas really are poor. Male suicide rates are three to four times higher, their life expectancy is lower. Girls often out-perform boys at school. Males are more likely to be incarcerated, more likely to be addicted.

But these genuine issues are not the ones that concern the new breed of men’s activists. These aggrieved men see misandry - the hatred of males - everywhere in society, from government down. They aggressively lobby for better rights for men - usually at the expense of women.

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    09:52pm | 09/05/12

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  • The Grappler says:

    10:37pm | 07/04/12

    LMAO - to me an MRE is a Meal Ready to Eat (three lies for the price of one - it’s not a meal, it’‘s not ready, and you can’t eat it) - a pre-packaged Army meal pack on a foil tray.  So my parallel here is that maybe Tory… Read more »

 

Welcome to this week’s I Call Bullshit, a regular column where we look at shysters and shenanigans, bad science and mad conspiracies.

D'oh! The feminists are coming! Pic: Supplied

This week is going to kick off a series on men’s rights extremists (MRE). Like all extremists, these guys ruin it for those who have genuine concerns for men in today’s society with their pseudoscience and shonky stats, strawmen and very thinly veiled agendas. In the same way that extremist feminists make it harder for women to voice their own concerns.

Over the coming weeks we’ll look at some of the main issues, including intelligence and gender, false rape allegations, family court issues, sexism, domestic violence, relative advantage, misandry and so on. If you’ve got a topic you want covered, dive in below. 

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  • Greg Allan says:

    11:17am | 15/01/12

    @ByStealth… “Similarly there is little funding for men who are victims of domestic violence and seek advice or shelter. There’s a consistent push for more funding from the government towards women orientated programs.” Adoption of the “Action Plan to Reduce Violence against Women and their Children” by federal Labor will… Read more »

  • Philip Lewis says:

    12:59am | 12/01/12

    Nice line in strawmen arguments but where is PAGE 2 with some CONTENT in it?? Even as hatchet jobs go this is of an atrocious standard - so disapointing. Read more »

 

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