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Few stories will match this one in terms of the joy it will bring to people with a sweet tooth.

The 2057 Nobel Physics Laureate in training for the prize. Photo: news.com.au

At long last, scientists have confirmed what the rest of us chocolate junkies have known for a long time – eating the chocolatey deliciousness actually makes you smarter.

Scientists say they’ve found a “linear” correlation between chocolate consumption per capita and the number of Nobel laureates per 10 million persons in a total of 23 countries. We say “Hooray for that”.

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  • Mouse says:

    06:39pm | 12/10/12

    LOL! sunny, I want his hat! OMG, love it!  RFLMAO :oD I Read more »

  • STEPHAN says:

    06:36pm | 12/10/12

    Indeed a very smart comment Maria and I like it. At long last, the swiss have confirmed what we have become a dump country without borders under the rules of the incompetents and the majority says “Hooray for that”. Read more »

 

If I know you, I’ve probably lied to you - or at the very least misled you. And it’s time for me to own up. The second time we met, I probably didn’t recognise you, but pretended I did. You see, I’m bad with faces. Really bad with faces. It’s also called prosopagnosia.

I'm sorry, who? Pic: Supplied

Which isn’t a good trait for a journalist. So I bluff. All the time.

As well as the practical problems - and opportunities missed - failure to recognise somebody invariably causes offence. A few examples:

• The time I had lunch with somebody, then introduced myself to him again the next day.

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  • T says:

    01:34pm | 28/07/12

    Al I have the same problem, I am a champion at remembering faces. But have you ever tried associating their name with someone you know, or a place, a memory etc? I find that works better then repeating the name, I usually forget after doing this too… Read more »

  • Short attention span says:

    10:38am | 28/07/12

    I’m awful. I forget faces, names and things people have told me. To the point where, on odd occasions, I’ve failed to recognise my boyfriend.  I think it’s a context thing—like you mentioned with the trees.  I can recognise *that* tree, in *that* place, in *those* clothes, but put the… Read more »

 

Ali Baba had it good. In medieval Persia, one password was enough.


Imagine Ali nowadays, having to modify the magic words once a month. From OPEN SESAME to oPen1sEsame%. Hieroglyphics are back in fashion.

I recently tried to log into my online bank account (or was it Centrelink, health insurance, superannuation, the ATO, email, Twitter, Facebook or any of the dozens of “services” for which I now need a password?) and received the following gibberish masquerading as a message:

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  • St. Michael says:

    03:16pm | 14/12/11

    We already have the Australia Card.  It’s called the Tax File Number. Read more »

  • Utopia Boy says:

    02:58pm | 14/12/11

    Lets See: Bank 1: ATM / EFTPOS PIN Login pword Transfer pword Bank 2: Login pword Transfer pword CSA Mobile Phone Facebook 1 Facebook 2 Facebook 3 Hotmail 1 Hotmail 2 Hotmail 3 Yahoo 1 Yahoo 2 Laptop Laptop Admin pword Internet Router Porn site 1 Porn site 2 Internet… Read more »

 

It was not until I recently heard an art historian visiting Australia to talk about Guernica – the iconic anti-war painting by Pablo Picasso – that I connected the dots of why the 9/11 attacks had such a penetrating impact on the global community.

Picasso's Guernica remains as potent as any footage of planes hitting the WTC

Art historian Professor Timothy J Clark was explaining in a Sydney Ideas lecture why Picasso’s depiction of the world’s first terrorist air-raid continues to have political currency in the post-9/11 era, despite the existence of more “real” forms of media than existed in 1937.

Clark said that in essence Picasso managed to communicate what it is really like to be bombed. He told me after the speech that “Guernica wouldn’t have its continuing political relevance if it didn’t somehow manage to wrench the material reality of suffering out of that black and white virtual world”.

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  • Mark G says:

    01:19pm | 17/07/11

    You have touched on something that is a sad reflection of modern western society. Peoples views and opinions are frequently swayed more by misdirected media hype, Hollywood movies, conspiracy theories, overdramatised accounts and creative eyewitness selection (picking the witness that is emotional and breaking down rather than the one that… Read more »

  • John says:

    07:32pm | 16/07/11

    Enjoy your fictional reality Buzz! Read more »

 

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