Melbourne Storm

So Melbourne and Manly have each been fined $50k for their little bout of fisticuffs on Friday night. Good. Maybe that’ll teach them both a little humility.

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. Pic. Getty Images.

Fact is, the huge all-in at Brookvale Oval on Friday night had very little to do with the faint elbow nudge from the Storm’s Ryan Hinchcliffe which sparked it, and everything to do with the ill-feeling which has been simmering at both clubs for ages.

Both clubs consider themselves hard done by at the hands of the NRL – the Storm because of the salary cap scandal and the Eagles because of the Brett Stewart affair. With NRL CEO David Gallop on hand on Friday night, those pent-up frustrations were just too much to contain.

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  • Chrisss says:

    01:11am | 31/08/11

    MY GOD. The NRL and New Limited are milking this for all its worth.. You know the saying… “Any publicity is good publicity”... well obviously, in light of the recent AFL developments… Read more »

  • Ron Vincent says:

    05:01pm | 30/08/11

    If these clowns want to fight, let them take up boxing. It didn’t look good and it wouldn’t do anything to encourage our youngsters to play football in the best spirit of game. I firmly believe that these people are over paid for what they do. Let them play football… Read more »

 

Anyone with a few cells of sporting spirit in their body feel them tingling with rage at how Melbourne Storm officials conducted themselves in breaching the salary cap by an obscene $3.17 million.

This kid could tell you about fair play. Pic: File

When the Storm was steamrolling teams week after week in the NRL, it wasn’t just because they had good players, or were well coached. It was because they were being run by a small group of cheats with no respect for the simple principle of fair play.

This group of five managers identified at the centre of the rort indulged the worst of the morally bankrupt philosophy of winning at any cost that is increasingly a feature of professional sports, not just NRL.

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  • Seano says:

    10:30am | 17/07/10

    I think the NRL needs to seriously look at the salary cap, they are completely focussed on the positive aspects whilst largely ignoring the negatives. What the Storm directors did was wrong and I think the punishment whilst harsh was reasonable but in the Storm’s defence the great players and… Read more »

  • Seano says:

    10:26am | 17/07/10

    AFL - I’ve heard of it…it’s that overrated game that no one else in the world plays isn’t? As I remember just a big game of forcey back. Read more »

 

We are in the middle of a complex and highly charged barbeque-stopper involving the NRL salary cap and a good old-fashion cheating scandal.

Chris Merrit: born and bred in Redfern, without a salary cap he might play elsewhere. Photo: Getty Images

They are, however, two completely separate issues, related by proximity but not causation. The salary cap issues can perhaps be understood in a simple four-step logic:

1.  First, you have to decide where you stand on the principle of having a team equalisation system. If you don’t want a system, then you get teams that are so much better that they are in a different class to the other teams in the competition. 

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  • Chris says:

    04:10pm | 12/05/10

    Steve the consequences of a ‘no salary cap competition’ are clear within the EPL. All you are doing here is citing the reason why the EPL moved to this model. If anything you are contradicting yourself, as given that RL has no equal international competition means it is even more… Read more »

  • Tom says:

    03:50pm | 07/05/10

    MLB doesn’t have a salary cap, but there is a cap beyond which you pay a tax if you exceed it. From memory, in most years the Yankees end up paying something like 95% of the revenue from that tax scheme - i.e. they are spending far more on players… Read more »

 

Salary rorts in the NRL, Oscar winning performances on the soccer field, underage Olympic gymnasts and drug-cheats in the cycling peloton.

A day at work, no cheating / File

It’s all cheating and, as an elite athlete, I’m angry.

Not only at those who cheat, but also those around them who allow it to happen.

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  • Ricardo says:

    11:58pm | 07/02/12

    While I def­in­itely cuconr with the “know your dosage” caveat, it seems kind of strange to me that someone would go to sleep while under heavy effects of Jwh-??018…?Maybe it’s just me, but it tends to ener­gize me for the first hour or so after use?—?hardly sleepy!On the learning curve towards… Read more »

  • Sarah says:

    01:09pm | 06/05/10

    To Jack Thomas - I doubt you heard from any Australian Rowers about buying “gear” at the Commonwealth Games since rowing is not a Commonwealth Games sport… Of course rowing has its fair share of drug cheats, hence why Russia as a nation was banned from competing in Beijing after… Read more »

 

Melbourne Storm’s salary cap scandal will go down as the best thing that has ever happened to the club.

Heroic victims: the NRL's hit on the Storm has energised Melbourne's fan base.

Yes I know it has been stripped of two premierships ( I’ll get onto how ridiculous that is later) and I know the club has been fined, disgraced and denied the chance to win a premiership this year.

But the fact is this scandal will be the making of the Melbourne Storm in the AFL’s heartland.

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  • Nick says:

    09:54am | 06/05/10

    If you think then, Elise that it is stupid stripping Melbourne of the premierships they won whilst cheating - you would also think it’s stupid that Ben Johnson and Marion Jones were stripped of their Olympic medals? Or that Floyd Landis was stripped of the Tour de France? The principal… Read more »

  • Nick says:

    09:43am | 06/05/10

    Actually SM, it’s “just desserts”, not “just deserts”. Read more »

 

The Melbourne Storm Rugby League team has just been caught out paying topline players above the salary cap to win premierships. It is an unsavoury practice also adopted by elite schools in Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne often with financial support from wealthy past students.

The Storm scandal has a parallel in our private school scholarships. Photo: Getty Images

Some parents and headmasters associated with elite schools are worried by the continuing practice of sports scholarships. Leading schools are going all out to win in a range of sports including rugby, Aussie Rules, swimming, netball and rowing. Scholarships are awarded to talented sports performers. Schools seek high performing sports people from around Australia and for Rugby also from New Zealand and the Pacific Islands.

The recipients of these scholarships are intended to influence the size, weight and skills in school sport and improve the school’s chances of winning.

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  • Alan Barry says:

    11:28am | 05/02/12

    the public sytem has been ruined by immigration.  Parents are removing their kids in droves Quite simply, the public system is dangerous to your health.  Shame as I am a product of the public system and it was good then Read more »

  • Alan Barry says:

    11:25am | 05/02/12

    quote ’ but what’s the difference between a sporting scholarship, an academic scholarship or a music scholarship?” When was the last time you were monstered by a polynesian violin player? Read more »

 

Greed. It’s a deadly sin. In Melbourne Storm’s case, it’s proven to be deadly.

Storm…in happier times.

The need to be the best has finally caught up with the Storm, a club which is suffering badly in the aftermath of some terrible decisions. Storm was stripped of its 2007 and 2009 premierships and its prize money plus all 2010 premiership points for breaching NRL salary cap rules.

The intensity of competition has meant people have resorted to cheating to get the winning edge. The excuse we hear is … “everyone’s doing it”.

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  • James says:

    06:37pm | 28/04/10

    Did you see the team they fielded on Sunday? That team is definately below cap. Read more »

  • H of SA says:

    04:55pm | 28/04/10

    Spot on. They aren’t playing by the rules at present. So they shouldn’t be able to deny other teams points. Read more »

 

In our shock, it is so easy to think of yesterday as a black and terrible day for Australian sport.

Going up not down: Gallop's tough response has saved the code. Photo: Brett Costello

In that we discovered one of our sporting teams cheated and deceived it was – but in time, yesterday will be remembered as the day Rugby League regained its soul. 

It will be remembered as the day that David Gallop and the Board of the NRL decided they would rather fold their tent than tolerate cheating in their ranks. It’s the day when a major Australian sport said that the values on which it was founded was more important than the corporate support and the enterprises that fund it.

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  • H of SA says:

    10:15am | 28/04/10

    NRL is the most watched football code on TV? Andy that is just blatantly untrue Read more »

  • Jack Thomas says:

    08:50pm | 27/04/10

    Really? You lost me at the headline. The only time I have heard the words “rugby league” and “soul” in the same sentence there was “arse-” in front of it. The NSW and Brisbane Rugby League competition calling it self national is like the Yanks calling their baseball the world… Read more »

 

Everyone’s blaming the suits and an assortment of guys with big fancy calculators for the revelations of the Melbourne Storm’s $1.7 million salary cap breaches, which has seen them stripped of two NRL premierships, three minor premierships and a bunch of prize money which they must repay.

It's enough to make your hair turn grey. NRL boss David Gallop yesterday.

And yes, clearly the chief bad guys here are the engineers of the intricate system of book-fudging which has deceived NRL auditors for the best part of five years. But this isn’t a problem like the Murray River, where the problem of the muddy, salty brine downstream can be pinned entirely on the greedy, negligent vandals upstream.

There are others who might consider themselves lucky not to be implicated, and there are broader issues at play which allowed these sneaks to think they could get away with their cheating shenanigans. Here’s a selection:

The players: David Gallop effectively exonerated the Storm players of any wrongdoing at yesterday’s presser.

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  • Stuart says:

    05:22pm | 26/04/10

    The salary cap is a farce for one reason only. Clubs that cheat cannot be caught unless there is a whistle blower. The auditors, like all auditors, can only report on the information given to them. Bring in a draft, because a draft and a salary cap go hand-in-hand, and… Read more »

  • Grumpy Middle Aged Man says:

    09:46am | 25/04/10

    I’ve got to say that while I understand why we have a salary cap I think it stinks.  It is there so that the poorer clubs can survive, it is there so that the rich clubs don’t win all of the trophies because they’ve got the best players.  You don’t… Read more »

 

Rugby league champion team the Melbourne Storm is in disgrace.

The Storm's star player Billy Slater. There is no indication he was involved in any wrongdoing.

Sports fans around Australia - regardless of what team or code they follow - will be aghast at the scale of corruption that seems to have taken hold of certain individuals in the club. Some $1.7 million was “misappropriated” in smaller amounts over five years.

The justice exacted by NRL management has been swift and terrible: the Storm has been stripped of two premierships, all of its points so far this season, and will accrue no further points this year.

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  • BM-dog says:

    11:49am | 18/05/10

    Bzzzt. AFL is not ‘far more popular’ than rugby league, if you look at TV ratings which is the fairest comparison they are roughly even. Anyway, the word ‘footy’ refers to league in NRL states and AFL in AFL states. Sadly parochial Victorians seem unable to wrap their heads around… Read more »

  • Ben H says:

    02:25pm | 27/04/10

    footy is far more popular than rugby league, so it takes the title of ‘footy’ hands down. Read more »

 

Parra can win this. All the predictions of Melbourne’s class overwhelming the baby Eels will count for nought when the smoke from the fireworks clears and the ref looks across to the timekeeper.

Jarryd Hayne: Let him run free.

Grand Finals are the ultimate leveller and are often won by players you’ve never heard of, who get out in the middle and realise decades of training, injury and going home early comes down to this.

Here’s what I reckon the Eels need to do to take the silverware back to Church Street on Sunday night.

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  • football says:

    10:45am | 06/10/09

    truly uninspiring football. I backed neither team but I watched it anyway. It was a total yawn. Where was the entertainment? Totally standard football. The under 20’s was a far better game in comparison. Read more »

  • Artie says:

    06:09am | 05/10/09

    aaah MacHayne…. overrated again… well done storm. Read more »

 

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