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Everyone knows that to lose weight you have to eat less and move more. The real question is: how much? How much more do we need to flog ourselves at the gym? Every day? Five times a week? Three?

Eating your calculator is not recommended. Picture: Thinkstock

First time exercisers invariably decide they must slog it out at the gym every day, only to give up completely when they realise it’s not sustainable.

Been there. Done that.

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  • Bonestar says:

    05:50pm | 25/02/13

    Unhealthy adiction with food? Poor you. Unhealthy addiction with cigarettes? F#%k you. If only the fatties sparked up they’d lose a few extra kilos. Read more »

  • Pete says:

    05:12pm | 25/02/13

    Given fat people are notorious liars when it comes to food intake, the first requirement of losing weight is honesty. In the clinical work I do, this is probably the most insurmountable barrier people face, particularly type 2 diabetics for whom we define a triad of symptoms: high blood sugar,… Read more »

 

Hands up if you’ve stepped on the scales yet this year? Well, I have, and it’s not pretty.

Snuffle, snort, it's not that complicated you know…

In 2011, I dropped a whopping 20 kilograms by improving my diet and beginning to exercise. In 2012, I put 8 kilograms back on, by pretty much doing the reverse. I’m not alone: many people who lose weight put it back on as old habits return. And I’m hardly surprised: I remember all the chocolate bars, serves of chips, bottles of wine and nights on the couch that explain my regain.

But, alarmed at the prospect of becoming the next Oprah or Kirstie Alley, I’ve decided it’s time to reverse the slide. And I’m going to do it the only way I know how – with economics. The federal government’s budget bottom line may be blowing out, but I’m determined to get mine under control. Today I weigh 74.7 kilograms. By the federal budget in May, I vow to weigh 65 kilograms. To do this I will need to become the Treasurer of my own body.

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  • PsychoHyena says:

    04:04pm | 02/01/13

    @Ladyjane, the other option is that you buy a smaller plate, eat everything on it and not waste food. Read more »

  • Tim says:

    04:02pm | 02/01/13

    Hear hear.  I’m sick of this slide back into the imperial system.  Our food labels are in kilojoules, so why not just use kilojoules instead of having to do a 4.2 ration conversion for every item? Read more »

 

There is an old mathematical puzzle about three mathematicians and a bell-hop which is a good lesson in how numbers can be used to deceive as well as inform.

Here's a tip: Count your change properly

Three mathematicians travelling to a conference out of town decide to save money by sharing a room (clearly these mathematicians are academics rather than mathematicians working on exotic products for investment banks).

At the front desk, they pay $300 for the night for their room.

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    06:54am | 07/11/12

    I admire what you may have conducted here. I adore the piece where most people say one does this to convey back but I will assume by each of the comments that may be working for you as very well. Do you have got any more info on this approach? Read more »

  • Margaret says:

    02:39am | 03/04/12

    I know this post is ancient, but what video are you referring to? I’d really like to see it. Read more »

 

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