Martin Ferguson

To put it bluntly, which job would you pick for your child: Ripping precious minerals from the soil for sale to Chinese billionaires, or mixing daiquiris for sale to Chinese billionaires?

Rack off Chinese billionaires, this one is The Punch's. Pic: Britta Campion

It’s not an easy choice for a parent to make, and it has been just as hard for the Government.

Just 18 months ago the general idea was that the best labour management strategy was make sure all hands were on the mining boom pump.

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  • Dacey says:

    03:33pm | 19/10/11

    Taxation if targeted appropriately can improve productivity. The CT is designed to penalise in favour of innovation. The MRRT was designed to generate $200B fron the predicted $600B in profits from mining over the next decade. Read more »

  • Max, of Rocky says:

    12:54pm | 10/09/11

    Yeah, $200 billion in debt going up daily, Coal mines blossoming like flowers in a rose garden, lies to the people, pork barreling on a scale unheard of,    yeah,  best ever ! 8-( Read more »

 

You couldn’t invent Clive Palmer. Well that’s not quite true, you could invent Clive Palmer, but you’d be told to go back and come up with something that was less of a caricature for a mining boss.

One of these men is Clive Palmer, the other a caricature of a greedy capitalist, spot the difference. Photo: Lyndon Mechielsen Illustration:  Sturt Krygsman

The Queensland mining magnate billionaire is quickly becoming the chief vioce of industry opposition to the Government’s Resource Super Profits Tax, and the Government love it. 

Palmer is an easy target for the Government, epitomising every stereotype of a self-interested fat cat capitalist, a mere monocle and waistcoat away from being a cartoon character. As one Labor strategist said of Palmer “he’s our Joe McDonald.”

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  • Fergus says:

    10:15pm | 02/02/12

    Now I really understand what it means to throw your weight around Read more »

  • sneakers says:

    10:59am | 04/06/10

    “He was in good form during a debate with AWU secretary Paul Howes at the national press club today. “ What? He was spinning like a dervish! I fell off the couch I was so dizzy! Read more »

 

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