Mark Arbib

BY all accounts it was an extraordinary sight. Kevin Rudd was in flying form. As were his guests. Last Saturday night, while dining at Noosa’s trendy eatery, Bistro C, adoring patrons mobbed the foreign minister’s table.

He's mobbed where ever he goes…

They flattered and fawned over the local celebrity, who was born nearby in the hinterland of Queensland’s Sunshine Coast. An obliging Rudd did his best to accommodate them, leaving his guests at the table to stand arm in arm for group shots with his fans. He was in his element.

But that wasn’t the most extraordinary of things. Few people noticed the other man sitting at the table with him. And why would they. The former Attorney General Robert McClelland, dumped only last month in Julia Gillard’s frontbench reshuffle, is hardly a household name in Queensland or a face that many would necessarily recognise. But there he was, the political cuckold, dining with Rudd and several members of their families, as if they were long time friends.

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    03:06pm | 08/02/12

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  • Tim Cahalan says:

    05:10pm | 18/01/12

    i agree with acotrel. Rudd is yesterdays man and Labor mp’s are smart enough to know that a second challenge could finish the party at the next election. Read more »

 

Mark Arbib has been pulling in that shaved and toughened nut over the past few months after he and ALP national secretary Karl Bitar started to be blamed for every Labor woe, and for imposing a policy-by-focus-group substitute for genuine leadership.

This man is a US embassy informant so we can't show you his face.

His return to the national spotlight through yet more Wikileaks material will not please the political hard-head.

Labor leaders current (Anna Bligh) and past (Morris Iemma) have accused the pair of wrecking their patches. A tactical, personal retreat was Arbib’s response.

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  • Daniel says:

    09:54am | 08/02/12

    adraely on this thread, that she’ll get the Kristina Keneally “puppet of the factions” treatment.And Paul Howes’ exposition of the “Rudd was disloyal to Gillard case” just exposed its stupidity.And I certainly wouldn’t be counting on a favourable ‘media narrative’ for all that long. Read more »

  • Rat Trap says:

    12:00pm | 12/12/10

    “Oh for god’s sake.  Put this in perspective.  He was a white-anter, sure - just ask Morris Iemma.  But talking to the Americans about the ALP infighting is gossip, not treason.” Governmental affairs influence stock markets etc.  Informing on internal affairs of government could influence speculation in favor as eg:… Read more »

 

MONDAY 27/09/10

First time in Parliament House since leadership spill.

Cartoon by The Australian's Jon Kudelka

Never thought I’d be back here. Had been in Pakistan doing media for an NGO. Was really thriving. My experience of NSW Labor factional warfare was the perfect apprenticeship for navigating Pakistan’s male-dominated, clan based society.

Then about ten days ago, ran into Rudd. He was on marathon tour of the region, trying very hard to write notes, listen, and look concerned simultaneously.

Asked Rudd where his staff were. He’d fired them three camps ago. Offered me a promotion, a pay rise, and the right to swear at him.

I couldn’t refuse.

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Despite it being the dawn of the Sunshine Parliament, Julia Gillard is going to have to make some decisions about her cabinet based very much on the darker and drearier realities of the last Government.

All cabinet decisions will now be out in the open

Between former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, former Prime Ministerial backstabbers and powerbrokers in Mark Arbib and Bill Shorten and Robb “this could go on for a while yet” Oakeshott, Julia Gillard is faced with political equivalent of a surgical face transplant in a NSW public hospital.

Heres are a few people and portfolios that are going to leave the Prime Minister with some headaches:

Kevin Rudd

He’s not so much the elephant in the room as he is an erudite 200 kilogram, opera singing multi lingual gorilla in the room that regularly supplies analysis for the six o’clock news. Queensland was apparently upset that he got dumped as PM, but as he never really seemed to disappear so it’s unclear why they were so upset.

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  • Tim Anderson says:

    01:24am | 24/02/11

    Why Rudd became chopped liver, Gillard is just a caretaker PM waiting for Bill “showbags” Shorten to claim his prize, he has already stated he will be Labor leader before the next election. Bill has been stacking branches in Victoria and panders to some lobby groups for support. http://www.hereticpress.com/Dogstar/Religion/Faith.html#faceless Read more »

  • Ryan says:

    11:42pm | 12/09/10

    @Pelu: well lets see now, if there were “core promises” and “non-core promises” then there might actually be some that this incompetent bunch of clowns might have delivered, sadly there are zero notable deliverable promises (other than some half baked tokenistic, insincere speeches). If the promise is to spend every… Read more »

 

There’s a hilarious saga going on over an empty chair on tonight’s Q and A panel.

This man is a political assassin so we can't show you his face.

The ABC last week booked ALP powerbroker Mark Arbib for tonight’s show, but this evening Julia Gillard’s office pulled the NSW Senator from the show, and offered up backbencher David Bradbury instead.

The Q and A producers politely but indignantly told the PM’s office to bugger off. In the grand scheme of things it’s worth remembering it’s just a TV show, but in the absence of any concrete details out of Canberra tonight it’s set off a bit of a storm.

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  • Dee says:

    12:37am | 25/08/10

    For the life of me I can’t see the pertinence to the Paul Howes story before or after the election. A few weeks back we had Julia Gillard, last week it was Van Rudd and this week it’s Paul Howes. Give us back our Australian Story. Time to stop pushing… Read more »

  • dead to me says:

    10:11pm | 24/08/10

    Gutless + Spineless….....100% pure and simple. Read more »

 

Here’s a quiz for your readers. How many green jobs did Kevin Rudd announce at the Labor Party Conference and how many of them were new?

Many readers of the Punch could be forgiven for thinking they heard the Prime Minister promise to deliver 50 000 new green jobs.

Unfortunately like so many of the Government’s announcements about a large array of job creation and training programmes it pays to read the fine print.

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  • johnv_au says:

    02:25pm | 07/08/09

    This is called in political circles spin we will create jobs fix the hospital system its what we in the real world do when the wife askes to fix some thing around the house we say yes dear but have no intentions of doing it Or we will patch it… Read more »

 

When I was 19, I started mapping out my career plans. I was in my second year of university when I decided to volunteer as an unpaid intern for two full days per week at a magazine publishing house. My baby-boomer father never understood how I could do it for two years without pay (while working weekends in retail, where yes, I dealt with the worst customers imaginable and cleaned up kid vomit from the floor of my store), but I had faith in the fact that it would one day pay off.

Headed for a spell in various kitchens and mine shafts.

One day was not this week, because this week, Employment Minister Mark Arbib is urging Gen Y to readjust their ideas about work and employment, stop the “snobbery” associated with certain means of work, and take whatever jobs they could get. For someone whose attitude to work has more to do with paying university fees and funding my internet bill than snobbery and a class act on the career ladder, Senator Arbib’s comments did not go down too well. And I was not the only one to notice.

Generation Y has long bore the brunt of the attention-seeking, lazy, power-hungry generation that refused to put in the hard yards for their future, something which the Senator might have capitalised on in his address to a young labor conference last week. What he failed to recognise is the fact that Generation Y has suffered long enough as a result of this stereotype, and as such, was ditching conventional forms and methods of work in favour of something that works for them.

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  • Youngson says:

    01:39pm | 07/02/12

    Hi Cindy,Generation Jones is ulausly considered mix between Generation X and Baby Boomers. We decided to focus on the distinct generations (Generation Z, Y, X and Baby Boomers) instead of combinations, like Generation Jones. We’d be happy to work with you to develop a post on Generation Jones. Please contact… Read more »

  • Celeste says:

    09:28pm | 02/02/10

    Like Dan I as a quallified Beauty therapist couldn’t get a job anywhere because he didn’t have “the experience”, and was never given the opportunity to actually earn it. Another Gen Y fave, Yet I have been working in a supermarket for the last six (6) years. Read more »

 

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