Mark Arbib

Amid the braised shin and spiced short ribs on Masterchef on Monday night was a long, very glossy, advertisement for the Crown group, which owns casinos in Melbourne, Perth, London and Macau.

I want one!

But it wasn’t an ad to attract customers. Among the things it spruiked was that the group employed more than 14,000 people and ran its own hospitality school. It argued that the gaming meccas housed the most awarded, high quality, hotels and restaurants in the country. And it left the distinct impression that any city graced with a Crown megalopolis was pretty lucky economically.

If it had been set out doors and the main actor was wearing a hi-vis vest and a helmet instead of a double-breasted jacket and doorman’s top hat it could have been a mining industry ad.

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  • year of the dragon says:

    06:03pm | 25/07/12

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    02:26pm | 25/07/12

    Which is my point.  Coke as the market leader advertises a lifestyle that will “...go better with Coke”. Read more »

 

At 12.10pm last Friday Julia Gillard strode into the Blue Room in Parliament House with Bob Carr in tow and knocked everyone’s socks off. In the hubbub one of the journos even called Carr “Senator-elect Carr”.

It may surprise you to learn this photograph has been digitally altered…

Then at 2pm on the same day NSW Labor emailed its members saying this:

Due to the resignation of Senator Mark Arbib, a vacancy has arisen in the Australian Senate. Under Rule N.4, the NSW Labor Party Officers have called for nominations for this position to be determined by a ballot of the NSW ALP Administrative Committee, according to the following timetable:

Nominations open:      1pm, Friday 2 March 2012
Nominations close:      5pm, Monday 5 March 2012
Nomination fee:        $750

The rest of Gillard’s Cabinet movers were sworn in this morning without Carr, who is waiting for this ALP process to pan out and then a joint sitting of the NSW Parliament before being sworn in as both a Senator and the Foreign Minister. It’s all a bit weird.

Bob Carr, along with Steve Bracks and John Faulkner, authored an extensive review into the Labor Party last year, which had many, many recommendations including: “Community engagement with primaries, introducing primaries for preselections in nonheld and open seats so that Labor’s supporters have a say in their local representatives.”

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  • Matt C says:

    02:14pm | 08/03/12

    Heres some fun facts for you GB!!!! Paul Keating was a economic genius. You give him crap about 18% interest rates but you forget that under John Howard as treasurer before Hawke/Keatings term that interest rates were capped at 14%. If they weren’t, they were predicted to be up and… Read more »

  • Just Sayin' says:

    01:00pm | 07/03/12

    We all got a say, and we collectively decided. I know, you know it, everyone else knows it. Read more »

 

With the ALP’s leadership tussle over for now, it’s time for the Federal Government to get back to the much needed policy work on competition, small business and consumer law issues.

It's been rocky times for small business

These issues are fundamental to the ALP’s re-election hopes as the sky-rocketing cost of living will make struggling Aussie families think twice at election time.

Those Aussie families are sick and tired of the gimmicks or, even worse, the lack of policy direction from federal Labor. Take, for example, small business concerns about the growing market and contractual power of larger businesses. And what about the concerns increasingly expressed by farmers about their dealings with food processors and the major supermarket chains?

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  • Against the Man says:

    05:13pm | 29/02/12

    Pilbersek like Roxon take directions from the Nursing Unions and lots of this cuts and removal of rebates are to boost nursing medicare rebate and indemnity cover. Even TChong agreed with me on this. ALP is as corrupt as they get. Read more »

  • Chris says:

    03:52pm | 29/02/12

    The worst part is that Abbott is a fricken idiot, and Julia is dishonest, even for a politician. I really don’t want to vote next election Read more »

 

Everyone knows the result of the ALP leadership ballot but speculation has been rife as to what really went on inside the caucus room. Now, in yet another extraordinary exclusive, The Punch can reveal the full transcript of what took place…

JULIA: Well thanks for coming everybody. I trust you all know why you’re here?

Caucus, carcass, same diff. Either way, bodies get hung out to dry.

TONY: Sussex Street.

PETER: Sussex Street.

MATT: To get me out of Sussex Street.

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Senator Mark Arbib, the Minister for Sport, has inexplicably resigned just months before he would have received free tickets to the London Olympics.

Do I know you? You're who? Ohhhh, you're my family. Yeah I remember you guys. Sort of. Pic: Ray Strange

Citing the need to spend more time with his family, the faceless, hairless Labor powerbroker is now a jobless, faceless, hairless former Labor powerbroker.

Given the Australian male life expectancy is now almost 80, Arbib statistically speaking would appear to be having some kind of midlife reassessment. But should we we call it a crisis?

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  • John says:

    04:32pm | 28/02/12

    @Ryan John Howard is without a doubt the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had the misfortune of enduring. Read more »

  • Graeme says:

    02:20pm | 28/02/12

    Not really, the follicles just migrate to less appropriate sites, aesthetically speaking.  Years of constant grooming of nostrils, ears, backs and moister parts lay ahead of him. Read more »

 

BY all accounts it was an extraordinary sight. Kevin Rudd was in flying form. As were his guests. Last Saturday night, while dining at Noosa’s trendy eatery, Bistro C, adoring patrons mobbed the foreign minister’s table.

He's mobbed where ever he goes…

They flattered and fawned over the local celebrity, who was born nearby in the hinterland of Queensland’s Sunshine Coast. An obliging Rudd did his best to accommodate them, leaving his guests at the table to stand arm in arm for group shots with his fans. He was in his element.

But that wasn’t the most extraordinary of things. Few people noticed the other man sitting at the table with him. And why would they. The former Attorney General Robert McClelland, dumped only last month in Julia Gillard’s frontbench reshuffle, is hardly a household name in Queensland or a face that many would necessarily recognise. But there he was, the political cuckold, dining with Rudd and several members of their families, as if they were long time friends.

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  • Tim Cahalan says:

    04:10pm | 18/01/12

    i agree with acotrel. Rudd is yesterdays man and Labor mp’s are smart enough to know that a second challenge could finish the party at the next election. Read more »

 

Mark Arbib has been pulling in that shaved and toughened nut over the past few months after he and ALP national secretary Karl Bitar started to be blamed for every Labor woe, and for imposing a policy-by-focus-group substitute for genuine leadership.

This man is a US embassy informant so we can't show you his face.

His return to the national spotlight through yet more Wikileaks material will not please the political hard-head.

Labor leaders current (Anna Bligh) and past (Morris Iemma) have accused the pair of wrecking their patches. A tactical, personal retreat was Arbib’s response.

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  • Daniel says:

    08:54am | 08/02/12

    adraely on this thread, that she’ll get the Kristina Keneally “puppet of the factions” treatment.And Paul Howes’ exposition of the “Rudd was disloyal to Gillard case” just exposed its stupidity.And I certainly wouldn’t be counting on a favourable ‘media narrative’ for all that long. Read more »

  • Rat Trap says:

    11:00am | 12/12/10

    “Oh for god’s sake.  Put this in perspective.  He was a white-anter, sure - just ask Morris Iemma.  But talking to the Americans about the ALP infighting is gossip, not treason.” Governmental affairs influence stock markets etc.  Informing on internal affairs of government could influence speculation in favor as eg:… Read more »

 

MONDAY 27/09/10

First time in Parliament House since leadership spill.

Cartoon by The Australian's Jon Kudelka

Never thought I’d be back here. Had been in Pakistan doing media for an NGO. Was really thriving. My experience of NSW Labor factional warfare was the perfect apprenticeship for navigating Pakistan’s male-dominated, clan based society.

Then about ten days ago, ran into Rudd. He was on marathon tour of the region, trying very hard to write notes, listen, and look concerned simultaneously.

Asked Rudd where his staff were. He’d fired them three camps ago. Offered me a promotion, a pay rise, and the right to swear at him.

I couldn’t refuse.

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Despite it being the dawn of the Sunshine Parliament, Julia Gillard is going to have to make some decisions about her cabinet based very much on the darker and drearier realities of the last Government.

All cabinet decisions will now be out in the open

Between former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, former Prime Ministerial backstabbers and powerbrokers in Mark Arbib and Bill Shorten and Robb “this could go on for a while yet” Oakeshott, Julia Gillard is faced with political equivalent of a surgical face transplant in a NSW public hospital.

Heres are a few people and portfolios that are going to leave the Prime Minister with some headaches:

Kevin Rudd

He’s not so much the elephant in the room as he is an erudite 200 kilogram, opera singing multi lingual gorilla in the room that regularly supplies analysis for the six o’clock news. Queensland was apparently upset that he got dumped as PM, but as he never really seemed to disappear so it’s unclear why they were so upset.

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  • Tim Anderson says:

    12:24am | 24/02/11

    Why Rudd became chopped liver, Gillard is just a caretaker PM waiting for Bill “showbags” Shorten to claim his prize, he has already stated he will be Labor leader before the next election. Bill has been stacking branches in Victoria and panders to some lobby groups for support. http://www.hereticpress.com/Dogstar/Religion/Faith.html#faceless Read more »

  • Ryan says:

    10:42pm | 12/09/10

    @Pelu: well lets see now, if there were “core promises” and “non-core promises” then there might actually be some that this incompetent bunch of clowns might have delivered, sadly there are zero notable deliverable promises (other than some half baked tokenistic, insincere speeches). If the promise is to spend every… Read more »

 

There’s a hilarious saga going on over an empty chair on tonight’s Q and A panel.

This man is a political assassin so we can't show you his face.

The ABC last week booked ALP powerbroker Mark Arbib for tonight’s show, but this evening Julia Gillard’s office pulled the NSW Senator from the show, and offered up backbencher David Bradbury instead.

The Q and A producers politely but indignantly told the PM’s office to bugger off. In the grand scheme of things it’s worth remembering it’s just a TV show, but in the absence of any concrete details out of Canberra tonight it’s set off a bit of a storm.

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  • Dee says:

    11:37pm | 24/08/10

    For the life of me I can’t see the pertinence to the Paul Howes story before or after the election. A few weeks back we had Julia Gillard, last week it was Van Rudd and this week it’s Paul Howes. Give us back our Australian Story. Time to stop pushing… Read more »

  • dead to me says:

    09:11pm | 24/08/10

    Gutless + Spineless….....100% pure and simple. Read more »

 

Here’s a quiz for your readers. How many green jobs did Kevin Rudd announce at the Labor Party Conference and how many of them were new?

Many readers of the Punch could be forgiven for thinking they heard the Prime Minister promise to deliver 50 000 new green jobs.

Unfortunately like so many of the Government’s announcements about a large array of job creation and training programmes it pays to read the fine print.

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  • johnv_au says:

    01:25pm | 07/08/09

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When I was 19, I started mapping out my career plans. I was in my second year of university when I decided to volunteer as an unpaid intern for two full days per week at a magazine publishing house. My baby-boomer father never understood how I could do it for two years without pay (while working weekends in retail, where yes, I dealt with the worst customers imaginable and cleaned up kid vomit from the floor of my store), but I had faith in the fact that it would one day pay off.

Headed for a spell in various kitchens and mine shafts.

One day was not this week, because this week, Employment Minister Mark Arbib is urging Gen Y to readjust their ideas about work and employment, stop the “snobbery” associated with certain means of work, and take whatever jobs they could get. For someone whose attitude to work has more to do with paying university fees and funding my internet bill than snobbery and a class act on the career ladder, Senator Arbib’s comments did not go down too well. And I was not the only one to notice.

Generation Y has long bore the brunt of the attention-seeking, lazy, power-hungry generation that refused to put in the hard yards for their future, something which the Senator might have capitalised on in his address to a young labor conference last week. What he failed to recognise is the fact that Generation Y has suffered long enough as a result of this stereotype, and as such, was ditching conventional forms and methods of work in favour of something that works for them.

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  • Gerri says:

    02:09pm | 15/05/12

    I had a professor who said “if the whole class has a problem, then it’s a pedagogical problem.”  It’s unfortunate that genY takes the brunt but it certainly doesn’t make sense that an entire generation could be “snobby”.  There simply aren’t enough jobs for the number of people in the… Read more »

 

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