Marcus Einfeld

Everyone tells small lies all the time. Most of us know when it’s time to come clean, or at least change the subject.

How do you get yourself stuck in a lie as big as the one Godwin Grech told?

Others take small lies, like, “I wasn’t driving at the time”, and turn it into a big lie, like, “I know two female academics of the same name and got them mixed up”, and end up in jail like Marcus Einfeld.

There are deliberate hoaxers who lie to sell books or get ahead in their careers, like Helen Darville, aka Helen Demidenko.

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  • COF says:

    02:14pm | 08/10/09

    It’s a shame that truth in itself can’t be a panacea for people. If I were Rex I would feel better now than when I was living a lie. Read more »

  • Shane From Melbourne says:

    12:29pm | 07/10/09

    Leave lying to the professionals- the politicians. They’ll either say something that can be interpreted in a number of ways or something that doesn’t mean anything at all…. Shane’s Axiom on Politicians and Lying- The bigger the lie, the more people will believe you. Read more »

 

The humiliation of Marcus Einfeld is now complete. The NSW Court of Appeal struck him off this week, concurring with the argument of the NSW Bar Association that he is not a “fit and proper person” to practice as a lawyer ever again.

Einfeld arrives at the NSW Supreme Court for sentencing in March this year. Picture: Lindsay Moller

Representing the Bar Association, Barrister Christine Adamson SC said Einfeld’s speeding case showed he considered himself to be “above the law” and displayed “extraordinary hubris” in thinking he could use his “skill and ingenuity” as a respected lawyer of some 40 years to trick a court into cancelling a speeding fine.

A $77 speeding fine.The public reveled in it, as Einfeld for many years had been one of the greatest offenders of the deep-seated Australian belief that being massively up yourself is close on the worst crime a person can commit.

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  • Peter Callil says:

    08:27pm | 20/03/11

    Agreed.  As Ned Kelly said before his execution, “If my lips teach the public that men are made mad by bad treatment, and if the police are taught that they may exasperate to madness men they persecute and ill treat, my life will not be entirely thrown away .”  In… Read more »

  • Paul says:

    06:13pm | 01/04/10

    Which illustrates the man’s complete lack of judgement, or his deluded sense of self importance.  Take your pick, but I’m going for a little of column 1 and a little of column 2.  Every so often the Supremicists among us get a reality check. Read more »

 

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