Man

It struck me the other day, having just trimmed my moustache and assembled a barbecue, all by myself, that perhaps I could finally call myself a man.

Who ya calling kid?

Growing facial hair and cooking animals seems like something men do.

Tonight I’m going to a poker night. A man’s poker night. For men. With games for men like cricket and cards and drinks for men like Tooheys New and some sort of brown liquor like Scotch.

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  • JTO says:

    06:25pm | 07/12/12

    Nah see you missed the point, and the allusion, entirely. I’m a pedant, not a grammatical expert. The incongruity between the full stops and the lack of capitals was amusing. Had I used your construction, the allusion to your sentence would have been missing, and your were injecting an air… Read more »

  • ByStealth says:

    06:24pm | 07/12/12

    Being good at being a man and being a good man are too different things. Read more »

 

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