Malaysian Solution
A straightforward decision by the High Court: the government’s “Malaysian solution” was illegal. But that simple decision is surrounded by a kaleidoscope of complexities, conundrums and challenges. Julia Gillard has to find a way through the maze, and come out of it with a policy which will not cause key elements of her support base to rebel against her.

The maze is complex indeed. The Greens are demanding that all asylum seekers be vetted in Australia. This would be a massive “pull” factor, which goes against the oft-stated aim of the government to stop the boats.
But with the Greens holding a balance of power in the Senate, and one Green, Adam Bandt, holding the tenure of the government with his single vote in the House, there will have to be some real ducking and weaving.
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It is one of the most resonant phrases in our national mythology: “Lest we forget”. On November 11 each year and on Anzac day we say it or think it.

But forgetting lies at the heart of this country. We have constructed a myth about ourselves which cannot survive unless we forget some painful truths. A veil of comforting amnesia protects our vanity and the comfortable dream we have conjured for ourselves.
Since John Howard saw the votes to be had by appropriating some of Pauline Hanson’s racism, boat people have been tagged “illegals”. Howard won the 2001 election on it; Abbott persists in it. Gillard and Bowen go along with it, hesitating between decency and victory, but for their troubles are likely to be denied both.
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John Walker says:
when australia was faced with invasion by the japanese during the war, did when see boat loads of Australians leave or shores no when sent young 18 year olds to fight them. it is just plain cowardice that drives these so called refugee’s here for a free ride on our… Read more »
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marley says:
Sorry, misread that. But I’d question whether the majority of Americans wanted blacks not to have the vote. Bear in mind that voting is a national right, not one where people in the deep south alone get to make the decision. And I’d also question whether the majority of people… Read more »
It’s interesting, isn’t it, that the general public finds itself dismayed and outraged about our live export industry, which transports our happy, healthy cows to deepest darkest Asia to meet a cruel and violent death, at the same time as our government is preparing to transport our refugees to the very same region and it’s only the Greens and the usual bleeding-heart refo activists that are arcing up.

This week, we heard Senator Sarah Hanson-Young hopes to thwart the Government’s plan to send refugees to Malaysia – where refugee treatment includes the occasional caning – by introducing an amendment to the Migration Act that will oblige Julia Gillard to seek the Parliament’s permission before sending refugees to a third country.
The opposition will support Hanson-Young out of sheer contrarianism rather than concern for human rights. But she’ll take her support where she can get it, since the tens of thousands who signed online petitions and wrote to their local members begging them to save our cows don’t seem to have much compassion left over for the human cargo.
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Sharon says:
CHOOSE to do less harm .... it’s that simple. Most of us would surely prefer to inflict less suffering and pain on others - human or non-human. So just do it, please. Read more »
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Slippery says:
Reading back through this I realise how misinformed most greenies are. You all carry on about how it’s wrong to kill an animal but you couldn’t live your life the way it is without someone doing your dirty work. The hilarious fact is you are all using or at least… Read more »
What is the Malaysian Solution?
The “Malaysian solution” refers to a policy recently announced by the Gillard Government whereby up to 800 asylum seekers trying to enter Australia will be sent to the back of the queue in Malaysia. In exchange, Malaysia will send 4000 genuine refugees to Australia over a four year period.

Is there a queue?
The notion of a queue has been criticised as an oversimplification. The number of displaced persons is vastly higher than the available resettlement places and the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees that operates the scheme does not have a presence in some of the most dangerous locations. Nevertheless, it is hoped that being sent to the back of a queue that doesn’t exist will act as an added deterrent.
I’ve heard that the refugees we get from South East Asia aren’t genuine
In fact they are on of the few things you can get in South East Asia that is. Curiously, thousands of Australians travel to South East Asia especially to get fake DVDs, fake designer jeans and fake sunglasses but when it comes to refugees we are sticklers for authenticity.
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Lucas says:
it beorfe, I’m saying it again.This issue is a racist issue.Lets not delve into the detail, the fine print that gives it some weight/credibility it should not have.Just call the entire issue in all its pathetic tangents and ramifications racist.The opposition mainstream media for constantly putting it front and centre… Read more »
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Be cool says:
Tim this is pretty sick and has nothing to do with policy. I can’t believe that the punch published this sexist comment. Read more »
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