Macquarie Bank

Does anyone else have a creepy feeling about the strength of the Australian economy?

65 Martin Place, home of the Reserve Bank. Picture: Brad Hunter

I can’t seem to shake the sensation that we’re all in some kind of 80s teen horror film: all dancing to the drum machine at summer camp with a frothing cup of beer in one arm and the entire cheerleading team in the other. This is of course moments Jason returns from the dead once more – announcing his entrance to the party by beheading the captain of the football team with an efficient slash of his machete.

If you think this overly pessimistic just remember all good things end: the record high Dow Jones Industrial Average was recorded on this date, October 11 2007, on day high 14,198.10 points. Almost exactly one year later, October 10 2008, the you have the largest intra day point swing on the Dow Jones since 1987, of 1,018.77, that day the market hits a low of 7,882.51 points.

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  • Gregg says:

    03:45pm | 11/10/10

    I reckon your survey was pretty close to the truth Leo, like think of when you’re being carpeted for not performing and if the carpet has already been reposessed you’ll sure be thankful for some goodly matts when taking the tumble! ” Matt Burgess, 32, Property development and construction industry… Read more »

  • Nicole says:

    03:43pm | 11/10/10

    * Blush * Read more »

 

In his great book City of Quartz urban geographer Mike Davis describes the lengths to which the City of Los Angeles has gone to make life difficult on its own people, reaching its zenith with the creation of “the bum-proof bench”, a specially-designed park bench which is curved so that homeless people can’t sleep on it.

What looks like a road is actually an insult to us all

If Mike ever comes to Australia he won’t have to go very far to find a similar level of designed hostility towards the public - he’ll have landed right next to it.

Already voted the worst airport in Australia, Sydney Airport has just become a whole lot more unpleasant with its management closing a turning lane for motorists – forcing them to use the exorbitant Macquarie Bank-owned carpark, or exit the airport altogether.

Without any public announcement, Sydney Airports Corporation has placed yellow road blocks and a no-exit sign on what for years had been a public turning lane which let motorists do a lap as they waited to pick and family and friends whose flights had been delayed.

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  • Peter says:

    09:16am | 17/06/09

    Get your facts right re this—>> baggage carts incurring a $4 hiring fee but being free in the rest of the country They cost in Melbourne. Read more »

  • ange says:

    03:18pm | 16/06/09

    in Brisbane, people waiting for arrivals would park in the Charles Kingsford Smith memorial and wait - even tho it was (still is?) illegal… Read more »

 

Yes we thought you were wankers last Christmas, but we want you back now. Picture: Rohan Kelly

For most of this century, it’s been very hard to love Macquarie Group, as the bank is now known.

It should be held up as a great Australian success story - a home-grown investment bank that has followed only a handful of local companies in creating a truly global business. Think Westfield (shopping malls), BHP (rocks and oil), Foster’s (beer and wine), CSL (blood and plasma) and News Corporation (fine company, generous employer).

It built a business model - buying, owning and milking infrastructure assets - that, at least until very recently, was being emulated around the world.

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  • the anvil drops says:

    01:22pm | 13/06/09

    “Mac Banker” is quite common rhyming slang in this fair city of Sydney. Read more »

  • Ben says:

    02:10pm | 12/06/09

    1. If someone’s expertise is making the business BILLIONS, then paying him $33M seems quite reasonable. At my wife’s law firm salaries are calculated as a third of your yearly budget… so from that perspective, the dude got royally screwed. 2. No one SHOULD care what Alan Jones thinks. Why… Read more »

 

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