Lottery

Geez money is an ugly business.

Living the high life

Today’s example: Mirlande Wilson, the 37 year-old Haitian immigrant who claims she will not be sharing her winnings of the $US100 million lottery, despite having participated in a syndicate with her McDonalds colleagues.

The mother of seven told the New York Post that the winning ticket was purchased on a separate day and had nothing to do with the syndicate. But that’s not how her co-workers remember it.

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  • HeatherG says:

    05:39pm | 04/04/12

    Em, no, no, no, no—that just leads to a surfeit of blackbirds and an unwanted nose job! Read more »

  • Ads says:

    01:35pm | 04/04/12

    Money could definitely buy me happiness. Instead of spending 8 to 10 hours a day in the office doing work for other people, I could actually be out there following my dreams, travelling the world and getting involved with some charity work that i just don’t have time for now. Read more »

 

Michael Carroll, UK binman, won $15 million and blew it all in eight years on drugs, cars and women. He’s now scraping by as a tradie.

Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you a lot of hot chicks.

His is a sad tale, and reading it made me think sanctimonious thoughts about how we need to support people through such drastic life changes, particularly those with vulnerabilities like alcoholism.

But mostly I just thought: Shit yeah! I’d love to squander stacks of cash in one big disgusting binge. I’d like to roll around naked in piles of dirty, stinking cash, bathe in French champagne, live a rockstar lifestyle.

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  • OCHOAEricka says:

    08:39am | 02/05/11

    I had a dream to start my own firm, but I didn’t have got enough of money to do this. Thank God my mate told to use the personal loans. Thence I took the car loan and realized my old dream. Read more »

  • mmr27Feb2011 says:

    02:03pm | 27/02/11

    Liberal voters are lost when it comes to money. Read more »

 

Somewhere in Sydney a punter is $30 million richer and doesn’t yet know.  NSW Lotteries is trying hard to find them. They’ve publicised it in the media and spoken discreetly to the agent who sold the ticket.  They’re keen to break the good news to their very lucky customer, and sincere and thorough in their efforts to do it.

This time next week the Lotteries will be owned by a private corporation which has also bought itself the right to keep that prize if they can’t find the person.

Leaving aside that this appears to be against the law that made the sell-off of Lotteries possible, how hard would you try to find a winner if you could pocket the money yourself if you can’t find them?  How hard would you make it to claim a prize?

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  • John A Neve says:

    12:48pm | 01/04/10

    That’s what I like about democracy. The government is the face and voice of the people!! So what does all this say about the people? Read more »

  • notanexpertbut says:

    12:15pm | 01/04/10

    By the sounds of it, the state of NSW is already in the ground. What else did you expect? Read more »

 

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