Logie Awards

I have had many celebrity crushes in my 30 years. If these celebrities were remotely attainable, I reckon I’d be in with a chance. None of my friends understand my celebrity crushes. (I understand the passion of those One Directioners.)

The Statue of Liberty looked all the better for its Hamish makeover

I have loved Darren Hayes for half of my life. I only realised I couldn’t marry him in 2006. Callan Mulvey has made my heart stop since he played that bad boy in Summer Bay. Once I ignored two calls and three texts from a boy who was actually interested in me because I was watching Callan in Rush. I bought the Ben Cousins biography because he is hot. But there were too many words about football and drugs, and not enough pictures. And I also used to love Shane Warne. I never said I was cool.

These days I’m really crushing on last night’s surprise Gold Logie winner Hamish Blake. He’s the obvious crush for a woman of my age. He’s the guy my girlfriends don’t cringe at. They are happy to discuss the intricacies of his attractiveness with me. And there are so many.

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  • Bradley says:

    09:45am | 19/04/12

    Nobody said that there is an inferior status, it’s simply self imposed. Emma2, thanks for proving my point. Read more »

  • Soldier Boe' says:

    09:38am | 19/04/12

    Emma2, I think he just highlighted your ability to self indulge and only think what is right for you… Mission accomplished. Read more »

 

Voting is now open for TV Week’s Logie Awards, have you got your vote in? No? That’s not surprising. I’m sure that most people in Australia would give the same answer.

Somebody give this man an Academy Award

It’s strange that we place so much emphasis on these awards in Australia’s television industry. TV Week claims a weekly readership of 759,000, and their key demographic of teenage girls is hardly representative of the Australian population. There’s a reason that Kylie Minogue took out the Gold Logie in 1988 at 19.

And yet until 2011, this key readership was charged with choosing what is classed as ‘the best’ that Australian television has to offer. The process has definitely improved by opening the voting up to everyone via the internet, and not just those that sent in magazine cuttings with their votes. But the fact that we’re making it a popularity contest open to the public is a flawed system.

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  • Tubesteak says:

    01:01pm | 25/01/12

    Nathan Explosion I’m too much of a tightwad to pay for Foxtel. I’d just end up watching repeats of The Simpsons. Those shows don’t seem like my cuppa either. But there was a show about a brothel that seemed interesting. I think Australia has the talent to produce good drama… Read more »

  • Seth Brundle says:

    12:51pm | 25/01/12

    I started downloading stuff in 2006.  I only got around to setting up my tv antenna a couple of months ago.  I no longer recognise half the people on TV, and where did all these extra channels come from?  I gave up on Foxtel last year because the only shows… Read more »

 

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