Literature

‘Do not start me on The Da Vinci Code. A novel so bad that it gives bad novels a bad name’. That’s how Salman Rushdie described Dan Brown’s 2003 blockbuster in an interview with the Lawrence Journal-World in 2005.

Tom Hanks and Ayelet Zurer watch for the imminent arrival of another awful Dan Brown sentence.

Rushdie isn’t alone in his unflattering assessment of Dan Brown’s writing. More recently, professor of linguistics at the University of Edinburgh, Geoffrey Pullum told the Daily Telegraph that ‘Brown’s writing is not just bad; it is staggeringly, clumsily, thoughtlessly, almost ingeniously bad’.

And Pullum isn’t just being a high-minded literary snob, either; the professor has a point. To illustrate his case, Pullum cites a passage from Angels and Demons in which the lead female character hears about the death of her scientist father. ‘Genius, she thought. My father . . . Dad. Dead’ writes Brown.

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  • Wayne Robinson says:

    12:40pm | 08/10/09

    You would have to be an idiot to read any of Dan Brown’s books (I have read them all).  Amazon.com has a great review of “the Lost Symbol” (look for the one star reviews and the one by Valennin (or something similar).  It is hilarious; having read the book makes… Read more »

  • Alison says:

    01:31am | 06/10/09

    @ Ben. Quite. My kids started reading (shudder) with Garfield, but I figured that was what they enjoyed, and that hasn’t stopped them enjoying Dostoevsky or Berger or Barthes now they’re older. (And, now you mention it, I read dozens of Enid Blytons between seven and ten, when I discovered… Read more »

 

When I was a hare-brained 25-year-old travelling around the world, I decided to climb Alaska’s most northerly mountain range, alone, with winter approaching and with almost no comparable experience.

Alaska: a life-threatening, life-altering getaway for the inexperienced hiker.

I got into trouble thumpingly quickly. Two hours out from an Inuit village the polar wind came thundering up the valley like a great icy bowling ball, the wind-chill factor dropped to about minus 20 and my fingers burned just short of frostbite as I struggled to peg my whip-cracking tent into the snow.

By morning I wanted to abort, but I went on up into that white morass of mountains. It was painful, it was terrifying and it was unwise, but the experience was a perfect instance of the paradoxical payoffs of exposure.

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  • SeanT says:

    05:32pm | 02/10/09

    michael ‘people with these disorders can barely get a break from centrelink’ is the kind of stigma i guess an article like this is asking us to reconsider. i have two friends with anxiety disorder and neither of them have anything to do with centrelink. they might not go mountain… Read more »

  • Robusto says:

    12:45pm | 02/10/09

    Risk taking without preparation and calculation (which may need to be lightening fast) I believe is still stupid and just has the effect of reminding yourself and others what a noong you are! As any rock climber knows the last person you would want to climb with is someone who… Read more »

 

It has become somewhat fashionable of late to out oneself as a bit of a reader. A self-confessed bookworm. A well-read head, as it were.

Gauloises in hand, early

The trend, of course, was started by this site’s resident well red-head, complete with that strangely-situated hyphen of hers, and it is indeed her shining example that has compelled me to write this piece. In her first column for this website, and in more or less each of her columns since, Ms Sales has – I’m sure you will have noticed – been detailing her personal history as a reader: her obsessive love of word puzzles; her discovery of camaraderie and community at a writer’s festival; and the origin of her love reading, Enid Blyton’s The Enchanted Wood, as well as the many tributaries that have fed into that love ever since.

For my money, though, her best piece remains the one she wrote, somewhat earlier on, about being interrupted when very obviously engaged with a book. “The final step,” she wrote in that piece, “is to explode.”

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  • sophiej says:

    01:07pm | 01/10/09

    Ah don’t listen to the nay-sayers. Walking and reading are made for each other - what else is there to do when you’re wandering down the same street you wander down every day. I’ve been an avid walking reader since my high school days and I haven’t once wanted for… Read more »

  • sarahj says:

    08:54am | 01/10/09

    omg i used to do that at the gym! and walk around school footpaths reading novels that weren’t for class… Read more »

 

Are people who read better people than those who don’t?

The Enchanted Wood - like the Hotel California, you can never leave

That’s the view of a well known Italian writer who was recently in Australia for the Melbourne Writers’ Festival. You know Vicenzo Cerami’s writing if you’ve seen the film Life is Beautiful. He wrote the screenplay.

‘Those who read are better people,’ he told The Australian newspaper. ‘They are able to travel with their imagination, so they can look at things from different perspectives and don’t take things at face value. They are more mature and tolerant and therefore more realistic about the complexity of life.’

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  • Pete says:

    10:00am | 10/09/09

    Ahh yes the Bible, the Good Book . Accessible to anyone purely as literature, is then that person a better person?  Perhaps so perhaps not.  The text itself cannot make you a better (stronger moraled) person as the Bible is not stand alone.  It is a tool that enriches ones… Read more »

  • Dan says:

    06:29pm | 09/09/09

    There’s nothing that the deplorable Bolt could teach anyone about anything. Read more »

 

Tim Winton is the master of fiction. But his latest tirades prove he doesn’t understand when reality kicks in.

Last week Winton won a fourth Miles Franklin Award for his book, Breath. And to celebrate he used his moment in the spotlight to attack the Productivity Commission’s review to scrap protection for Australia’s book industry.

Parallel import restrictions require books sold in Australia to be produced in Australia. It’s an idea so bad the New South Wales government could have thought of it.

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  • G says:

    04:19pm | 25/06/09

    So the UK and the USA can protect their markets but we need to bend over and let them have open slather on ours?  You simply don’t understand the industry - but I’ll forgive you as many within the industry don’t even seem to understand. The Dymocks group are actively… Read more »

  • Andrew says:

    02:56pm | 25/06/09

    I am a publisher and author, and let me tell you now - I will be out of business if I am forced to print the hard copy of my books here. It is that simple. When i switched my printing offshore I cut my print spend from nearly $100k… Read more »

 

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