Leggings

Wearing tights as pants is the fashion for women as the winter months approach. Tights should never be used as substitutes for pants. It is not a flattering look.

They only took half an hour to put on, too.

Whenever a female appears wearing tights or leggings as pants this topic is discussed robustly within families and workplaces all over Australia. 

The website tightsarenotpants.com has gone as far as publishing a manifesto against tights worn as pants and even offers copyright-free templates of a logo and stickers to be used as protest material. Editor’s note: Aussie readers would be more familiar with the term “leggings” instead of tights. “Jeggings” presumably come under the same category.

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  • A says:

    11:19pm | 15/07/11

    I couldn’t agree more. Everywhere I go it’s nothing but tights as pants. Not only does that need to go, but so does the loose mid-riff tops and short-shorts trend in summer. Fashion nowadays is all about sex, and it really bugs me. Cover your shame, people! Read more »

  • Iam says:

    09:35pm | 24/05/11

    Camel socks is mine. Read more »

 

Not meaning to sound like a perve, but this but there’s fair bit of VPL (visible panty line), saddle bags (hip fat) and camel toe (surely I don’t need to explain that one) on show this season.

Sometimes they work, but it's time to draw the line on visible lines. Pic: File

Leggings, worn badly, are to blame.

They’re in my local supermarket where women have just “popped” (in all sorts of manners) out for a few supplies. They’re in my local cafes and gym. And weirdest of all, they’re in my local CBD at peak hour (Bum crack for the office. Who would have thought?)

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  • Zaiyah says:

    12:20pm | 14/06/11

    YMMD with that asnwer! TX Read more »

  • FatFitandFabulous says:

    01:47am | 02/12/10

    you are all a pack of losers! I am a fatty and I wear leggings when I pop down to the shop, it makes me more flexible to kick you in the face for spewing your body shaming fatphobic hate. Get a godamn life there are more things in this… Read more »

 

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I’m a slave to fashion, I admit. Working in the industry has let me indulge my unhealthy obsession up till now, but because of the GFC, I, like most other women, have had the incredibly boring task of cutting back.

Cue recession dressing. Or if you want to get technical, dressing like a Recessionista (noun: a resourceful woman who’s great at updating her look while spending a minimal amount of money).

There are many ways to do this. Inventive and fun ways. Cheap ways. Exciting ways. The best ways for most women of course, involve spending money on stuff we don’t need so we can justify it by saying we’re actually saving money in the long run. “Sure, they were $300, but I’m going to wear them 50 times, so that’s only $6 per wear. Cheaper than the op shop.”

But my new fave has to be that women, out of sheer necessity and financial conundrum, have created an entirely different category of clothing to add to our fashion arsenal: Leggings.

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  • Nedahl Stelio says:

    05:05pm | 29/06/09

    Chris, you’re clearly not a Christine. Read more »

  • stephen says:

    02:08pm | 29/06/09

    I’m at a fork in the road : is it colour or line? Read more »

 

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