Leggings Are Not Pants

Not meaning to sound like a perve, but this but there’s fair bit of VPL (visible panty line), saddle bags (hip fat) and camel toe (surely I don’t need to explain that one) on show this season.

Sometimes they work, but it's time to draw the line on visible lines. Pic: File

Leggings, worn badly, are to blame.

They’re in my local supermarket where women have just “popped” (in all sorts of manners) out for a few supplies. They’re in my local cafes and gym. And weirdest of all, they’re in my local CBD at peak hour (Bum crack for the office. Who would have thought?)

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  • Zaiyah says:

    12:20pm | 14/06/11

    YMMD with that asnwer! TX Read more »

  • FatFitandFabulous says:

    01:47am | 02/12/10

    you are all a pack of losers! I am a fatty and I wear leggings when I pop down to the shop, it makes me more flexible to kick you in the face for spewing your body shaming fatphobic hate. Get a godamn life there are more things in this… Read more »

 

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